FabSwingers.com forum: measuring wrong

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I measured my cock the standard way (tape measure 3" up my ass and pulled round to tip) so I know I have a 9.5" knob yet when I try and take a photo of it next to the sky remote (as everyone says I should be doing) it looks small I mean WTF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo doing it all wrong you need a can of lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A compressed can or standard??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried smoke and mirrors

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Don't have Sky....and I wear Brute....that's me snookered .

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Love Honey should sale a smaller scaled down sky remote, they would sale out FAST

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That explains it all can I use the wife's dove instead its much smaller would look allot more flattering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love Honey should sale a smaller scaled down sky remote, they would sale out FAST"

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A compressed can or standard?? "

It doesn't matter,you just squirt it down the inside,the swelling effect will be just the same.

Hope this has been of some use.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Take a pic of your 'monster' next to a lipstick labelled huge dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get an angle on your dangle, it's the only way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a virgin media remote can i use that or does it have to be sky????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

150ml party can of Pepsi next to it to make it look big

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Or one of those fun-sized chocolate bars?

They seem to have shrunk though so not as much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried smoke and mirrors

I have these if ya need to borrow em!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought it was from the tip of your index finger to the tip of your elbow????

Right??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a fantastic day of pics you have arile13

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

Sit the remote a few feet away when you take the photo..

Things closer alway look bigger..

Ooh shit, have I given the game away..

Bugger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a fantastic day of pics you have arile13

Ummm...me?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooo, your supposed to cut the first 6" off the tape measure, then you will be around 14", that's how you measure it!

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

No no no! Lol You are measuring from the wrong place, it's from the base of your cock where it joins your pelvis as your Looking down on it to the tip of your cock,which means you don't have a 9.5inch cock more like 7.5 thus is the reason it looks small against a sky remote

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Sky remote is the gold-standard for cock-size from now on. All other measurements are considered false unless you have a pic of your cock and sky remote side by side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it curves, do you have to straighten it before measuring

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"When it curves, do you have to straighten it before measuring

I think it should.

Just be careful, it might bounced back !

Cock-slap - ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When it curves, do you have to straighten it before measuring

No, just add another 2" on to take in to account the bend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a whole tin of cock measuring devices. They're called Twiglets

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By *ohn Wilson96Man
over a year ago

from inside your wardrobe

I read in a post a while ago that you could get smaller sized sky remotes... at last some help for us average guys haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried with a miniture lighter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

User the original sky remote, not the newer larger bulky sky+ HD

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"User the original sky remote, not the newer larger bulky sky+ HD "

Im sure Ill have one of those too, stored away in my "mans" drawer, just in case in 15 years I may need it......

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I thought we used the formula ..

E=MC2... Physics at it's best..

E ..endowment claimed = MC. measured cock.x 2

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