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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats your best go too opening measse line, or do you read up first, get something relevant?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Ie had this one used on me three times this week.....

How much does a polar bear weigh?

And I'll reply I don't know

They reply, nor do I but I'm.sure it'll break the ice.

Sigh

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Always read their profile first...

Normally I'd go with an introduction and why I'm sending them a message.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo bitch lemme hit it from the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ie had this one used on me three times this week.....

How much does a polar bear weigh?

And I'll reply I don't know

They reply, nor do I but I'm.sure it'll break the ice.

Sigh "

*delets polar bear joke before sending*

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

Meet know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you wanna go halves on a bastard

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Ie had this one used on me three times this week.....

How much does a polar bear weigh?

And I'll reply I don't know

They reply, nor do I but I'm.sure it'll break the ice.

Sigh "

A polar bear can weigh anywhere from 450kg to 750kg, average is about 600kg.

So next time you're asked, there's your answer..

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always read their profile first...

Normally I'd go with an introduction and why I'm sending them a message.

Cal"

I do ushally, not had much success

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

There's no one size fits all message...

You could write the best opening message ever and if they don't fancy you you're unlikely to get far..

Myself I try and be original and find something in their profile that I can reference.. face picture attached and wait..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me smash your back doors in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a good driver, well back on to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sperm tastes of chocolate and starwberrys......

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Always read their profile first...

Normally I'd go with an introduction and why I'm sending them a message.

Cal

I do ushally, not had much success "

To be honest your age will work against you, you are rather younger than the average on here. Obviously there's no quick fix for that, but give it some time and it will sort its self out.

You may be better off getting out to clubs and social events where you can demonstrate that you're more mature and worldly wise than you may appear.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other day I had, 'are you a basketball court? Because I want to dribble all over you....' cringe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always read their profile first...

Normally I'd go with an introduction and why I'm sending them a message.

Cal

I do ushally, not had much success

To be honest your age will work against you, you are rather younger than the average on here. Obviously there's no quick fix for that, but give it some time and it will sort its self out.

You may be better off getting out to clubs and social events where you can demonstrate that you're more mature and worldly wise than you may appear.

Cal"

I am eager for the club and pub scene, never been a fan of going alone, would prefer meeting someone their or prior to th event

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Once overheard in a nightclub?

" oi darlin, does ya like chicken?, yeah? Great... Get you mouth around this, it's foul"

Proof you can't buy class!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that I am here what's your next two wishes

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Ie had this one used on me three times this week.....

How much does a polar bear weigh?

And I'll reply I don't know

They reply, nor do I but I'm.sure it'll break the ice.

Sigh

A polar bear can weigh anywhere from 450kg to 750kg, average is about 600kg.

So next time you're asked, there's your answer..

Cal"

Awesome I'm gonna use that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is your favourite haribo?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always read their profile first...

Normally I'd go with an introduction and why I'm sending them a message.

Cal

I do ushally, not had much success

To be honest your age will work against you, you are rather younger than the average on here. Obviously there's no quick fix for that, but give it some time and it will sort its self out.

You may be better off getting out to clubs and social events where you can demonstrate that you're more mature and worldly wise than you may appear.

Cal

I am eager for the club and pub scene, never been a fan of going alone, would prefer meeting someone their or prior to th event "
Most back away from the hold my hand brigade op....man up and go

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

You remind me of my little toe... You're cute and sooner or later I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You remind me of my little toe... You're cute and sooner or later I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You remind me of my little toe... You're cute and sooner or later I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

"

....I'stealing this one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like flowers ? Get your tulips round my cock

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