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"Oh I'm always early and no one else is here yet!! I'll get a drink whilst I wait " Be my Guest. | |||
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"Oh I'm always early and no one else is here yet!! I'll get a drink whilst I wait Be my Guest. " I'll have an ice cold lager if there is any? Is the pool open yet? | |||
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"Will there be any jelly & ice cream " Yeah and Jaffa cakes | |||
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"Door bell not working call through letter box cooeee" Youre at the wrong house ( it actally happened to me once for real ) | |||
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"I'll just get the helicopter warmed up......what's the address again " No 1 fantasy Avenue Dreamville Naughty town | |||
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"Will there be any jelly & ice cream Yeah and Jaffa cakes " Marvelous, I'll be there once I've found Voddy and dragged her in the right direction | |||
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"Will there be any jelly & ice cream " Bonza and splendid | |||
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" Whos coming? " Are you lacking attention at the moment? It's just Me Me Me!! | |||
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" Whos coming? Are you lacking attention at the moment? It's just Me Me Me!!" Of course its me me me....but its just for fun. | |||
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"Will there be any jelly & ice cream Yeah and Jaffa cakes Marvelous, I'll be there once I've found Voddy and dragged her in the right direction No need ...she fucking the pool man" I don't fancy sloppy seconds today though | |||
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"Oh I do hope the pool man is a hotty " It's not Barrymore is it | |||
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"Will you be wearing those pants and standing like that ?" Probably ha x | |||
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"Oh I do hope the pool man is a hotty It's not Barrymore is it " Pmsl | |||
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"Oh I do hope the pool man is a hotty It's not Barrymore is it " | |||
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"Room for another ? I'll bring a vodka watermelon ?" Perfect | |||
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"The address you gave is wrong just been slapped by an old woman when I flashed her at the door??" I love a slapping session | |||
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"The address you gave is wrong just been slapped by an old woman when I flashed her at the door??" What do.you expect she probably has seen one of those in years | |||
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"The address you gave is wrong just been slapped by an old woman when I flashed her at the door?? I love a slapping session " So does Mrs SB by the look of her avatar | |||
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"The address you gave is wrong just been slapped by an old woman when I flashed her at the door?? I love a slapping session So does Mrs SB by the look of her avatar " Thats spanking.....totally diferent. | |||
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"The address you gave is wrong just been slapped by an old woman when I flashed her at the door?? I love a slapping session So does Mrs SB by the look of her avatar " Oh I'd love to give her one | |||
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"Sorry we are late. We were out. And you didnt put it on your status update. Can we come please? Mrs SB " Youre the star attraction my darling N | |||
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"Sorry we are late. We were out. And you didnt put it on your status update. Can we come please? Mrs SB Youre the star attraction my darling N " Aww guys I love a good spanking me MrsSB | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis " I have some throat lubrication for you.... | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... " Not that old chesnut | |||
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"Will you be wearing those pants and standing like that ? Probably ha x" Can I hang my brolly on it ? | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... Not that old chesnut " Sperm down the throat cures cancer and makes you ten years younger.....medical fact. | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis " You can sit with me, I've had mine out | |||
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"Will you be wearing those pants and standing like that ? Probably ha x Can I hang my brolly on it ?" No because the photo you talked about is of a flacid willy... | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... Not that old chesnut Sperm down the throat cures cancer and makes you ten years younger.....medical fact. " Well I ain't buying into that | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... Not that old chesnut Sperm down the throat cures cancer and makes you ten years younger.....medical fact. It wasnt a personal offer Well I ain't buying into that " | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... Not that old chesnut Sperm down the throat cures cancer and makes you ten years younger.....medical fact. Well I ain't buying into that " I'm a health care professional and that's a bunch of BS. If you want a bj ask for one MrsSB | |||
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"Ohhhhh can I cum? xxx" Of course xxx But can you unblock me first pmsl. | |||
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"Ohhhhh can I cum? xxx Of course xxx But can you unblock me first pmsl. " Your not blocked xxx | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... Not that old chesnut Sperm down the throat cures cancer and makes you ten years younger.....medical fact. Well I ain't buying into that I'm a health care professional and that's a bunch of BS. If you want a bj ask for one MrsSB " I read that it was true in the Daily Star. | |||
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"Ohhhhh can I cum? xxx Of course xxx But can you unblock me first pmsl. Your not blocked xxx" Not now im not ....thank you . | |||
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"Champagne cock-tail for me, please! " Certainly Madam | |||
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"Ohhhhh can I cum? xxx Of course xxx But can you unblock me first pmsl. Your not blocked xxx Not now im not ....thank you . " You never were xxx | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... Not that old chesnut Sperm down the throat cures cancer and makes you ten years younger.....medical fact. Well I ain't buying into that I'm a health care professional and that's a bunch of BS. If you want a bj ask for one MrsSB I read that it was true in the Daily Star." | |||
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"Have you got ice. I mean lots of it?" I like where this is going MrsSB | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... Not that old chesnut Sperm down the throat cures cancer and makes you ten years younger.....medical fact. Well I ain't buying into that I'm a health care professional and that's a bunch of BS. If you want a bj ask for one MrsSB " I'm asking pretty please | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... Not that old chesnut Sperm down the throat cures cancer and makes you ten years younger.....medical fact. Well I ain't buying into that I'm a health care professional and that's a bunch of BS. If you want a bj ask for one MrsSB I'm asking pretty please " Greedy. You want to spank me and then a bj. Is it your birthday? | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... Not that old chesnut Sperm down the throat cures cancer and makes you ten years younger.....medical fact. Well I ain't buying into that I'm a health care professional and that's a bunch of BS. If you want a bj ask for one MrsSB I'm asking pretty please Greedy. You want to spank me and then a bj. Is it your birthday? " Yes | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... Not that old chesnut Sperm down the throat cures cancer and makes you ten years younger.....medical fact. Well I ain't buying into that I'm a health care professional and that's a bunch of BS. If you want a bj ask for one MrsSB I'm asking pretty please Greedy. You want to spank me and then a bj. Is it your birthday? Yes " I need some legal document that proves it's your birthday. And stop over taking Mr blue-eyed thread | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... Not that old chesnut Sperm down the throat cures cancer and makes you ten years younger.....medical fact. Well I ain't buying into that I'm a health care professional and that's a bunch of BS. If you want a bj ask for one MrsSB I'm asking pretty please Greedy. You want to spank me and then a bj. Is it your birthday? Yes I need some legal document that proves it's your birthday. And stop over taking Mr blue-eyed thread " Haha you make me laugh | |||
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"I love a good spanking me MrsSB " I'm sure that can be arranged | |||
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"Can pp and ace do there dating by privately messaging...... " Erm no | |||
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"Can pp and ace do there dating by privately messaging...... Erm no " I will bear that in mind on your posts | |||
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"Is there a hot tub I can sit in on my own. Got ruddy tonsillitis I have some throat lubrication for you.... " Not what I need right now | |||
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"I love a good spanking me MrsSB I'm sure that can be arranged " | |||
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"Can pp and ace do there dating by privately messaging...... " Pmsl | |||
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"Can pp and ace do there dating by privately messaging...... Erm no I will bear that in mind on your posts " They never reply in pm's and duly noted | |||
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"Drinks and stuff " I want to here about the stuff MrsSB | |||
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"Can pp and ace do there dating by privately messaging...... Erm no I will bear that in mind on your posts They never reply in pm's and duly noted " Thats fine by me my good man | |||
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"Can pp and ace do there dating by privately messaging...... Erm no I will bear that in mind on your posts They never reply in pm's and duly noted Thats fine by me my good man " Ta | |||
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"Can't park my helicopter " You can park it on Private parts ego....enough room for your heli there . | |||
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"Can't park my helicopter You can park it on Private parts ego....enough room for your heli there ." Oi it's not that big and I'm on about my ego before you start | |||
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"Can't park my helicopter You can park it on Private parts ego....enough room for your heli there . Oi it's not that big and I'm on about my ego before you start " God you were quick to see that....but its good to have a bit of banter.....i dont do much male bonding on here. | |||
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"Drinks and stuff I want to here about the stuff MrsSB " I'm good at stuffing if that's any good | |||
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"Do I get an invite?.. " As a friend .....absolutely you do xxx | |||
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"Can't park my helicopter You can park it on Private parts ego....enough room for your heli there . Oi it's not that big and I'm on about my ego before you start God you were quick to see that....but its good to have a bit of banter.....i dont do much male bonding on here. " I only go as far as a man hug and a pint | |||
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"Can't park my helicopter You can park it on Private parts ego....enough room for your heli there . Oi it's not that big and I'm on about my ego before you start God you were quick to see that....but its good to have a bit of banter.....i dont do much male bonding on here. I only go as far as a man hug and a pint " A pint is as far as i go | |||
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"Do I get an invite?.. As a friend .....absolutely you do xxx " Cool,on my way...I hope a curtain someone's attending (smiles) | |||
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"Can't park my helicopter You can park it on Private parts ego....enough room for your heli there . Oi it's not that big and I'm on about my ego before you start God you were quick to see that....but its good to have a bit of banter.....i dont do much male bonding on here. I only go as far as a man hug and a pint A pint is as far as i go " Get em in then it's your round | |||
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"Do I get an invite?.. As a friend .....absolutely you do xxx Cool,on my way...I hope a curtain someone's attending (smiles)" you mean perdita? | |||
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"Can I come please, I promise to misbehave xx" All perverts welcome ...xxx | |||
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"Drinks and stuff I want to here about the stuff MrsSB " I am partial to ice, have tons in drinks, always have some in the freezer and there are bedroom uses too | |||
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"Drinks and stuff I want to here about the stuff MrsSB I am partial to ice, have tons in drinks, always have some in the freezer and there are bedroom uses too " Oh I don't do ice in drinks... It dilutes the vodka | |||
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"Do I get an invite?.. As a friend .....absolutely you do xxx Cool,on my way...I hope a curtain someone's attending (smiles) you mean perdita?" Ah that would be telling | |||
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"I only go as far as a man hug and a pint " It's your bloody round then mister You can hug me later | |||
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"Drinks and stuff I want to here about the stuff MrsSB I am partial to ice, have tons in drinks, always have some in the freezer and there are bedroom uses too Oh I don't do ice in drinks... It dilutes the vodka " Very true x | |||
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"I am partial to ice, have tons in drinks, always have some in the freezer and there are bedroom uses too Oh I don't do ice in drinks... It dilutes the vodka " I don't do vodka, it would melt my ice | |||
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"I've been to three parties already .. mines a pint please " Chilled and served by Perdita von lovely arse. | |||
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"I've been to three parties already .. mines a pint please Chilled and served by Perdita von lovely arse. " wow .. don't you just love lovely von pert arse xx | |||
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" Whos coming? " Me please. But I would need to stay over. Is that okay? . | |||
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" Whos coming? Me please. But I would need to stay over. Is that okay? . " I can share a bed with you MrsSB | |||
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"Drinks and stuff I want to here about the stuff MrsSB I am partial to ice, have tons in drinks, always have some in the freezer and there are bedroom uses too Oh I don't do ice in drinks... It dilutes the vodka " The ice isn't for drinks my lovely MrsSB | |||
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"Drinks and stuff I want to here about the stuff MrsSB I am partial to ice, have tons in drinks, always have some in the freezer and there are bedroom uses too Oh I don't do ice in drinks... It dilutes the vodka The ice isn't for drinks my lovely MrsSB " Oh I know that's why I specified in drinks... Quite happy to use it in other ways X | |||
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"Drinks and stuff I want to here about the stuff MrsSB I am partial to ice, have tons in drinks, always have some in the freezer and there are bedroom uses too Oh I don't do ice in drinks... It dilutes the vodka The ice isn't for drinks my lovely MrsSB Oh I know that's why I specified in drinks... Quite happy to use it in other ways X" We should have a play with ice. Ice and candle wax MrsSB | |||
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" Whos coming? Me please. But I would need to stay over. Is that okay? . I can share a bed with you MrsSB " Ok then as long as there is room for MrBluesky x | |||
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"Has been stood up!.... *drinking alone at the bar*... " Comes and sits next to you for a chat | |||
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"Has been stood up!.... *drinking alone at the bar*... Comes and sits next to you for a chat " | |||
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" Whos coming? Me please. But I would need to stay over. Is that okay? . " Oh yes | |||
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