FabSwingers.com forum: I've decided to go UNLOS.....Goodbye

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful country walks , sunsets , a happy pooch paddling on the beach, cwtches and spiffing larks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flapjack and coffee

oh and wine, definitely wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope its finger licking good food too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope its finger licking good food too.

I might change my mind for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope its finger licking good food too.

I might change my mind for you

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I like something sweet after my meal.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I hope its finger licking good food too.

I might change my mind for you

I like something sweet after my meal.

That's where I come in ... obvs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly baked bread and a sympathetic shoulder to cry on, god I must be tired...normal a**ehole service and s**ty comments will be resumed later

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Freshly baked carrot cake and jaffa cake muffins, alongside copious amounts of coffee, with witty banter and cwtches thrown in too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

To do the washing up xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

To do the washing up xxx"

How kind x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a couple of Eskimos tied up in ma cupboard. I'm susceptible to the occasional bribe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a couple of Eskimos tied up in ma cupboard. I'm susceptible to the occasional bribe

You know I have a thing about Eskimos !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help with your gardening and cooking you lush meals.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I have a couple of Eskimos tied up in ma cupboard. I'm susceptible to the occasional bribe

You know I have a thing about Eskimos !

How much are you offering for the release of one though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a couple of Eskimos tied up in ma cupboard. I'm susceptible to the occasional bribe

You know I have a thing about Eskimos !

How much are you offering for the release of one though?"

A fur Seal, a whale shark and a cadburys creme egg !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

To whom?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

We offer paella, sangria and cake.

Also sex.

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Oh go on seeing as it's Saturday and I'm in a good mood

I'll offer bacon sandwiches and blow jobs in bed this morning

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I have a couple of Eskimos tied up in ma cupboard. I'm susceptible to the occasional bribe

You know I have a thing about Eskimos !

How much are you offering for the release of one though?

A fur Seal, a whale shark and a cadburys creme egg !

I'm disappointed that there's not a Jaffa cake as a part of the negotiations

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Oh go on seeing as it's Saturday and I'm in a good mood

I'll offer bacon sandwiches and blow jobs in bed this morning

What is there for the ladies?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

An ear bashing.

It's a new kink.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh go on seeing as it's Saturday and I'm in a good mood

I'll offer bacon sandwiches and blow jobs in bed this morning

Definitely a winner

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Oh go on seeing as it's Saturday and I'm in a good mood

I'll offer bacon sandwiches and blow jobs in bed this morning

What is there for the ladies?

MrsSB

Anything you like you carissima

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Oh go on seeing as it's Saturday and I'm in a good mood

I'll offer bacon sandwiches and blow jobs in bed this morning

What is there for the ladies?

MrsSB

Anything you like you carissima

You know what I like preciosa

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I can offer a good giggle and a service...... that the car kind not body but that could be negotiated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza and playstation games...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

To whom?"

Tut ...me of course

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can offer a good giggle and a service...... that the car kind not body but that could be negotiated

Sod off Bladey, I'm trying to cut a deal here

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can offer a good giggle and a service...... that the car kind not body but that could be negotiated

Sod off Bladey, I'm trying to cut a deal here

Good luck you'll need it

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I've been UNLOS for a while then...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can offer a good giggle and a service...... that the car kind not body but that could be negotiated

Sod off Bladey, I'm trying to cut a deal here

Good luck you'll need it

You've obviously tried and failed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

To whom?

Tut ...me of course

Oh.

Cuppa then- maybe cake too but only once the weather cools sufficiently to want to use the oven.

Mango sorbet in the meantime x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

To whom?

Tut ...me of course

Oh.

Cuppa then- maybe cake too but only once the weather cools sufficiently to want to use the oven.

Mango sorbet in the meantime x"

For you ....anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good riding companion

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

For the ladies a shopping trip (no funds provided, Bring your own £'s) with two little ladies... Bring them back when you're finished..

For the guys an afternoon in a beer garden sampling some of the region's finest liquid refreshments..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freshly baked bread and a sympathetic shoulder to cry on, god I must be tired...normal a**ehole service and s**ty comments will be resumed later

glad to hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the cutlery. Plastic ok for you? I don't like washing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show them the beautiful sights of South Wales, of which there are many.

I can't cook very well, so will have to be a take-away

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Spooning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spooning

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Spooning

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A good riding companion"

Yorkshire is divided into Ridings

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Beautiful country walks , sunsets , a happy pooch paddling on the beach, cwtches and spiffing larks

Sounds lush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can take you up the hills, get your blood pumping and leave you breathless

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Walks with the puppy and an afternoon of baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can take you up the hills, get your blood pumping and leave you breathless

You'd have to call me an ambulance too.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Think I need a new sales pitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will do your housework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can take you up the hills, get your blood pumping and leave you breathless

You'd have to call me an ambulance too."

How about a blue trail then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can take you up the hills, get your blood pumping and leave you breathless

You'd have to call me an ambulance too.

How about a blue trail then? "

What's a blue trail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will do your housework

Do you do windows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can take you up the hills, get your blood pumping and leave you breathless

You'd have to call me an ambulance too.

How about a blue trail then?

What's a blue trail?"

An easy one

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

I don't quite think you understand. I have a comprehensive array of skills, ideas and activities...

But the sex comes as standard.

It's what I'm built on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea,or coffee and a sympathetic ear....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

I don't quite think you understand. I have a comprehensive array of skills, ideas and activities..

But the sex comes as standard.

It's what I'm built on "

Thats ok as youre not my type.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea,or coffee and a sympathetic ear....

If only i had the opportunity with you .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

I don't quite think you understand. I have a comprehensive array of skills, ideas and activities...

But the sex comes as standard.

It's what I'm built on "

Activities? Now even I'm intrigued....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will do your housework

Do you do windows?

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Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

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the glasses to drink your wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will do your housework

Do you do windows?

Oh yes

I'll make the tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can take you up the hills, get your blood pumping and leave you breathless

You'd have to call me an ambulance too.

How about a blue trail then?

What's a blue trail?

An easy one

Oh.

Blue trail it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer posh coffee and a play with my pussy.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream & sunny smiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer painting you in abstract form in an erotic pose - be my muse ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can offer posh coffee and a play with my pussy.

xxx"

Dirty girl

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By *esiderataWoman
over a year ago

St Helier

Ice cream and naked sunbathing in my garden?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

free tag-along in my car/hotel, as I like travel alot

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ile do the ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

To do the washing up xxx

How kind x"

Bring your dishes to my place, I,'ll put them in the dishwasher

XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?

To do the washing up xxx

How kind x

Bring your dishes to my place, I,'ll put them in the dishwasher

XXX"

She must have a massive fanny ( the dishwasher that is )

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