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Why do flies land on wet paint

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By *iffraff OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

I've just painted a large conservatory in white gloss and now there must be a hundred flies all stuck on it.

Looks like a convention !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the same reason that if I see a 'wet paint' sign it makes me want to touch it even more?

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By *iffraff OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Probably the same reason that if I see a 'wet paint' sign it makes me want to touch it even more?"

So what your saying is, if I take the wet paint sign away they won't bother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently so I was told many years ago by my science teacher at school certain types of paint fumes will attract insects and they will get high just like we would.

You have a convention of drugged up bugs going on there.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Just to piss you off, OP.

Kamikaze flies

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

1. Because flies are dumb as fuck.

2. Because they are probably attracted to the smell of the paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently so I was told many years ago by my science teacher at school certain types of paint fumes will attract insects and they will get high just like we would.

You have a convention of drugged up bugs going on there."

Sounds like he is using legal highs on fly's, should I report him

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Use a non fly friendly colour of paint

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By *iffraff OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Apparently so I was told many years ago by my science teacher at school certain types of paint fumes will attract insects and they will get high just like we would.

You have a convention of drugged up bugs going on there.

Sounds like he is using legal highs on fly's, should I report him "

Report me for cruelty as when it's dry I'll wipe them off leaving their legs still stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her Majesty the Queen is forever wondering why there are flies stuck to the paintwork wherever she goes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know you can put a fly in you're freezer and leave it for awhile,when frozen you place it in you're hand for a couple of minutes and it will defrost and fly away

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Probably the same reason that if I see a 'wet paint' sign it makes me want to touch it even more?

So what your saying is, if I take the wet paint sign away they won't bother? "

I don't think the sign will help as I don't think flies can read

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Do you know you can put a fly in you're freezer and leave it for awhile,when frozen you place it in you're hand for a couple of minutes and it will defrost and fly away"

Probably straight into the window which it will repeatedly headbutt thinking it can penetrate the glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/dcbklravJno

The old frozen fly trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/dcbklravJno

The old frozen fly trick"

Bejebus!!

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By *iffraff OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Do you know you can put a fly in you're freezer and leave it for awhile,when frozen you place it in you're hand for a couple of minutes and it will defrost and fly away"

And go look for some wet paint to land on !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they can?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I thought flies tasted through their feet.. have you tasted the paint Op ..a hundred flies can't be wrong

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Just paint over them.... Nobody will notice... Honest!

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