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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg my neighbour just come outside stripped off and is sunbathing nude. She knows I am working in the garden and can see her. What should I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a chat over thee fence lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

God she is so fit and has nipples to die for

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By *ifeloves2watchCouple
over a year ago

Flint

Go over and give her a hand putting on sun screen. Why the hell are you asking go goooood goooooio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what ya doing on here get flirting man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a chat over thee fence lol"
it difficult as I am friends with her husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God she is so fit and has nipples to die for"

Just enjoy the view it's a bit too close to play unless you're thinking of it being more than just a fuck LoL.

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds

Yep id be making convo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a chat over thee fence lol it difficult as I am friends with her husband "

Ah I. That case just enjoy the view

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Pics or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress as a garden knome and sneak in for a closer look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer to trim her bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly she wants some fun in the garden, start chatting to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg my neighbour just come outside stripped off and is sunbathing nude. She knows I am working in the garden and can see her. What should I do?"

Mind yourself when you are using the shears, or you could have a nasty accident XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She's bending over to pick up her book now - Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's bending over to pick up her book now - Christ "

What book is she reading?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No she got the sun cream out - it's my lucky day !

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By *tud63Man
over a year ago

Skelmersdale

Get sum pics

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Omg my neighbour just come outside stripped off and is sunbathing nude. She knows I am working in the garden and can see her. What should I do?"

Get on with your gardening. She is in her garden doing her thing, you stay in yours doing yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the camera away for a start!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I going to get naked to and see if she notices me. What do you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry did you say wanking in the garden?

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By *oopy097Man
over a year ago

east mids

Pics or i call bs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And *finger snap* you're awake again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had hot people next door that I could get naked and tease unfortunately not may need to move lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a Mirage mate look to your left and there will be an oasis and a few palm tree's too.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Play hard to get

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By *rinkydonkyMan
over a year ago

Hinckley


"I wish I had hot people next door that I could get naked and tease unfortunately not may need to move lol x"
..... there is a house next to mine in fact there is "mine" rent free lol !

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Updates man. Bulletins. What do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's definitely a perk of working from home - accidently kick a ball over the fence and look owner the fence and ask if you can have it back! Or ask if she needs help with rubbing in lotion on her back

Good luck!

BSA.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well that didn't go well it appears that she didn't realise I was in the garden. Dented ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that didn't go well it appears that she didn't realise I was in the garden. Dented ego "

Dented bollocks more like from where she kicked you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that didn't go well it appears that she didn't realise I was in the garden. Dented ego "

G'wan.. Spill ..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Omg my neighbour just come outside stripped off and is sunbathing nude. She knows I am working in the garden and can see her. What should I do?"

Ask her if you can trim her bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you find out she didn't realise you were in the garden?

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

Don't you just love it when people can't be arsed to read the whole thread.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Well that didn't go well it appears that she didn't realise I was in the garden. Dented ego

"

How did she not know, were you acting like a ninja when you were spying on her

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Stop peeking over my fence you perverts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did you find out she didn't realise you were in the garden? "
I say high whilst walking pass the fence nude

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop peeking over my fence you perverts!"
lol I wish

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Don't you just love it when people can't be arsed to read the whole thread. "

Dur! Couldn't be arsed to read the whole thread. I knew it was too good to be true

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!! "

Only if they were of you dear...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!!

Only if they were of you dear... "

yeah yeah.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did you find out she didn't realise you were in the garden? I say high whilst walking pass the fence nude"

A nonchalant hi with a little heads up,or an enthusiastic hellooo and a wave that shakes your whole body?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"How did you find out she didn't realise you were in the garden? I say high whilst walking pass the fence nude

A nonchalant hi with a little heads up,or an enthusiastic hellooo and a wave that shakes your whole body?"

Cartwheels and then stopping to perform the helicopter or windmill manoeuvre should do the trick.

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By *orthLincsIronCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!!

"

That's nothing - after the Nice atrocity last week people were filming dead bodies in the street and then posting the videos on YouTube.

Sadly, whether we like it or not, if it's outside and visible, it's likely to get photographed. Much like the Swingfields pictures t'other week.

An invasion of privacy - hell yes. Will it stop people doing it though? No.

Don't want to photographed nude outside? Don't go outside nude! Simples!

However immoral it is that someone will violate your privacy, you can bet your bottom dollar they still will!

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By *orthLincsIronCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!!

That's nothing - after the Nice atrocity last week people were filming dead bodies in the street and then posting the videos on YouTube.

Sadly, whether we like it or not, if it's outside and visible, it's likely to get photographed. Much like the Swingfields pictures t'other week.

An invasion of privacy - hell yes. Will it stop people doing it though? No.

Don't want to photographed nude outside? Don't go outside nude! Simples!

However immoral it is that someone will violate your privacy, you can bet your bottom dollar they still will! "

Sad but true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

moral of the story is: even if a lady is naked it doesn't necessarily mean she wants sex.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"moral of the story is: even if a lady is naked it doesn't necessarily mean she wants sex."

Especially if she is in the privacy of her own garden.

This thread reads in parts as if it was written by 14 year olds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"moral of the story is: even if a lady is naked it doesn't necessarily mean she wants sex.

Especially if she is in the privacy of her own garden.

This thread reads in parts as if it was written by 14 year olds. "

i am not even going to post what i was thinking.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"moral of the story is: even if a lady is naked it doesn't necessarily mean she wants sex.

Especially if she is in the privacy of her own garden.

This thread reads in parts as if it was written by 14 year olds.

i am not even going to post what i was thinking. "

I've toned it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"moral of the story is: even if a lady is naked it doesn't necessarily mean she wants sex.

Especially if she is in the privacy of her own garden.

This thread reads in parts as if it was written by 14 year olds.

i am not even going to post what i was thinking.

I've toned it down."

the sad face helped also.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!!

That's nothing - after the Nice atrocity last week people were filming dead bodies in the street and then posting the videos on YouTube.

Sadly, whether we like it or not, if it's outside and visible, it's likely to get photographed. Much like the Swingfields pictures t'other week.

An invasion of privacy - hell yes. Will it stop people doing it though? No.

Don't want to photographed nude outside? Don't go outside nude! Simples!

However immoral it is that someone will violate your privacy, you can bet your bottom dollar they still will!

Sad but true "

She wasn't in public though. She was is her own garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg my neighbour just come outside stripped off and is sunbathing nude. She knows I am working in the garden and can see her. What should I do?"

Slap yourself awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's bending over to pick up her book now - Christ

What book is she reading?"

Oh jesus that made me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that didn't go well it appears that she didn't realise I was in the garden. Dented ego "

Points for honesty!

I wonder how many of the threads about "there's a woman at work whose been giving me the come on" are actually based in fact rather than wishful thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"moral of the story is: even if a lady is naked it doesn't necessarily mean she wants sex."

Who knew?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I have been sunbathing nude all week. And have been for years. And will continue to do so. There is nothing wrong with naked sunbathing. Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!!

That's nothing - after the Nice atrocity last week people were filming dead bodies in the street and then posting the videos on YouTube.

Sadly, whether we like it or not, if it's outside and visible, it's likely to get photographed. Much like the Swingfields pictures t'other week.

An invasion of privacy - hell yes. Will it stop people doing it though? No.

Don't want to photographed nude outside? Don't go outside nude! Simples!

However immoral it is that someone will violate your privacy, you can bet your bottom dollar they still will!

Sad but true

She wasn't in public though. She was is her own garden. "

Still visible to others. I agree morally reprehensible but if it's in clear sight - even in their own property - chances are people will look / take pics.

A bit like walking around nude in your front room with your curtains open and the lights on - don't be surprised if people see you naked!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!!

That's nothing - after the Nice atrocity last week people were filming dead bodies in the street and then posting the videos on YouTube.

Sadly, whether we like it or not, if it's outside and visible, it's likely to get photographed. Much like the Swingfields pictures t'other week.

An invasion of privacy - hell yes. Will it stop people doing it though? No.

Don't want to photographed nude outside? Don't go outside nude! Simples!

However immoral it is that someone will violate your privacy, you can bet your bottom dollar they still will!

Sad but true

She wasn't in public though. She was is her own garden.

Still visible to others. I agree morally reprehensible but if it's in clear sight - even in their own property - chances are people will look / take pics.

A bit like walking around nude in your front room with your curtains open and the lights on - don't be surprised if people see you naked! "

Seeing is one thing, going inside and getting your camera another.

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By *orthLincsIronCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!!

That's nothing - after the Nice atrocity last week people were filming dead bodies in the street and then posting the videos on YouTube.

Sadly, whether we like it or not, if it's outside and visible, it's likely to get photographed. Much like the Swingfields pictures t'other week.

An invasion of privacy - hell yes. Will it stop people doing it though? No.

Don't want to photographed nude outside? Don't go outside nude! Simples!

However immoral it is that someone will violate your privacy, you can bet your bottom dollar they still will!

Sad but true

She wasn't in public though. She was is her own garden. "

Being naked in your own garden doesn't give you the right to privacy, in fact you could be more in danger of breaking the law regarding common decency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still like to know what happened when she saw you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!!

That's nothing - after the Nice atrocity last week people were filming dead bodies in the street and then posting the videos on YouTube.

Sadly, whether we like it or not, if it's outside and visible, it's likely to get photographed. Much like the Swingfields pictures t'other week.

An invasion of privacy - hell yes. Will it stop people doing it though? No.

Don't want to photographed nude outside? Don't go outside nude! Simples!

However immoral it is that someone will violate your privacy, you can bet your bottom dollar they still will!

Sad but true

She wasn't in public though. She was is her own garden.

Still visible to others. I agree morally reprehensible but if it's in clear sight - even in their own property - chances are people will look / take pics.

A bit like walking around nude in your front room with your curtains open and the lights on - don't be surprised if people see you naked!

Seeing is one thing, going inside and getting your camera another. "

I agree. All I'm saying is don't be surprised if it happens. Much like walking down the street with your wallet hanging loose out of your back pocket. I would absolutely not condone pick pocketing and nor would most fair minded people, but I still wouldn't be surprised if that wallet was pick pocketed! Do all you can to protect yourself!

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By *olly sub4olderCouple
over a year ago

chester

i love sunbathing makes me horny as hell x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Did this even happen?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!!

That's nothing - after the Nice atrocity last week people were filming dead bodies in the street and then posting the videos on YouTube.

Sadly, whether we like it or not, if it's outside and visible, it's likely to get photographed. Much like the Swingfields pictures t'other week.

An invasion of privacy - hell yes. Will it stop people doing it though? No.

Don't want to photographed nude outside? Don't go outside nude! Simples!

However immoral it is that someone will violate your privacy, you can bet your bottom dollar they still will!

Sad but true

She wasn't in public though. She was is her own garden.

Still visible to others. I agree morally reprehensible but if it's in clear sight - even in their own property - chances are people will look / take pics.

A bit like walking around nude in your front room with your curtains open and the lights on - don't be surprised if people see you naked!

Seeing is one thing, going inside and getting your camera another.

I agree. All I'm saying is don't be surprised if it happens. Much like walking down the street with your wallet hanging loose out of your back pocket. I would absolutely not condone pick pocketing and nor would most fair minded people, but I still wouldn't be surprised if that wallet was pick pocketed! Do all you can to protect yourself! "

Yes I agree too...(steady on this can't be right ). I'm pretty much aware that if I wear a low cut top men will look, I think though that if I am wearing it in my garden and the guy next door immediately assumes I'm aware that he's there and that somehow it's for his benefit I'm not the one who needs to be more aware of my actions.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"moral of the story is: even if a lady is naked it doesn't necessarily mean she wants sex.

Who knew? "

so private sunbathing is not a 'come on' big boy?

next someone will be suggesting that when women dress in short skirts and low cut tops on a night out that they are not gagging for it or an open invitation to be groped by any male numpty leering away..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tempted to strip naked and walk to the end of my garden

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By *eppoMan
over a year ago

London Colney


"And *finger snap* you're awake again. "

Hahaha

Like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"moral of the story is: even if a lady is naked it doesn't necessarily mean she wants sex.

Who knew?

so private sunbathing is not a 'come on' big boy?

next someone will be suggesting that when women dress in short skirts and low cut tops on a night out that they are not gagging for it or an open invitation to be groped by any male numpty leering away..

"

Ridiculous! Next you'll be saying that women don't think about sex every 3 seconds!!!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Omg my neighbour just come outside stripped off and is sunbathing nude. She knows I am working in the garden and can see her. What should I do?"

Make a glory hole in the fence

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Wisbech and A47 corridor


"Omg my neighbour just come outside stripped off and is sunbathing nude. She knows I am working in the garden and can see her. What should I do?"
Just respect per privacy . How would you feel if a man was watching every move you made . ?

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Wisbech and A47 corridor


"all of those saying you want him to take pics of a naked person without their consent....fucking scary or what!! "
Just shows a total lack of respect for other peoples privacy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been sunbathing nude all week. And have been for years. And will continue to do so. There is nothing wrong with naked sunbathing. Xxxxx"

(Sends up spy drone)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"moral of the story is: even if a lady is naked it doesn't necessarily mean she wants sex.

Especially if she is in the privacy of her own garden.

This thread reads in parts as if it was written by 14 year olds.

i am not even going to post what i was thinking. "

She may well be a naturist, but not a swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry did you say wanking in the garden? "

Sounds more right! Lolz ??

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