FabSwingers.com forum: I'm weird

By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Do you ever think weird things that you don't share because they are too

or if you do you get this

Care to share?

I will start. This morning hubby was bent over knackered and I said : " I want to put a banana in your arse and popped so it shut deep inside you"

He's reply "fuck no"

I've been trying to get a 2l bottle of up his arse for years. He's reply is always no

Am I weird?

MrsSB

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You're not, like, Donald Trump weird so don;t sweat it

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"You're not, like, Donald Trump weird so don;t sweat it

I would shoot myself if I was anything like Donald Trump.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not at all. Keep at it he will say yes eventually.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

make sure its peeled first or you could freeze it then insert it again peeled

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Nah, you're just a perv LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nonchalant way you've tried to get a bottle of up his arse shows a liberal personality.

Works for me

the personality not the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get him d*unk first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe?

xxx

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I can't understand why your hubby won't allow you to shove a 2 litre bottle of Coke up his arse OP?! That's pretty weird. Seriously, what's wrong with the man!

Don't worry though OP. I'm much weirder than you by a long way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No your not weird MrsSB

But I am also never bending over in front of you,

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple
over a year ago

Cambuslang

Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No your not weird MrsSB

But I am also never bending over in front of you,

Me neither.....bloody Hell Woman....you aren't weird...just perverted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine Mr SB does this alot

you weirdo

I still love you but I am starting to wonder if I am the only normal person around her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine Mr SB does this alot

you weirdo

I still love you but I am starting to wonder if I am the only normal person around her

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I imagine Mr SB does this alot

you weirdo

I still love you but I am starting to wonder if I am the only normal person around her

You are not normal. Fact

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"No your not weird MrsSB

But I am also never bending over in front of you,

Me neither.....bloody Hell Woman....you aren't weird...just perverted

It takes one to know one

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target"

I'm just starting easy

Step 1. Banana

Step 2. 2l bottle of

Step 3. Exhaust

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"No your not weird MrsSB

But I am also never bending over in front of you,

Awwww

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I can't understand why your hubby won't allow you to shove a 2 litre bottle of Coke up his arse OP?! That's pretty weird. Seriously, what's wrong with the man!

Don't worry though OP. I'm much weirder than you by a long way

Thank you. Do you care to share?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe?

xxx"

Butt plug mmmmm

Love them

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Get him d*unk first

Good plan my friend

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"The nonchalant way you've tried to get a bottle of up his arse shows a liberal personality.

Works for me

the personality not the bottle "

Pansy

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe?

xxx

Butt plug mmmmm

Love them

MrsSB

I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple
over a year ago

Cambuslang

"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target

I'm just starting easy

Step 1. Banana

Step 2. 2l bottle of

Step 3. Exhaust

MrsSB

A true romantic

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Nah, you're just a perv LOL

Do you want to help me?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe?

xxx

Butt plug mmmmm

Love them

MrsSB

I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small

Please. Could you clarify your comment? Thank you

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target

I'm just starting easy

Step 1. Banana

Step 2. 2l bottle of

Step 3. Exhaust

MrsSB

A true romantic

Keeping the flame in marriage and all that.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine Mr SB does this alot

you weirdo

I still love you but I am starting to wonder if I am the only normal person around her

You are not normal. Fact

MrsSB

What of course I am

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"make sure its peeled first or you could freeze it then insert it again peeled "

You sound like you have thought about it a lot or actually done it

Either way. Sound advice.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I imagine Mr SB does this alot

you weirdo

I still love you but I am starting to wonder if I am the only normal person around her

You are not normal. Fact

MrsSB

What of course I am

Mmmmm NOOOOOO

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Not at all. Keep at it he will say yes eventually."

I never give up. When I put my mind into something sooner or later it will happen

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe?

xxx

Butt plug mmmmm

Love them

MrsSB

I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small

Please. Could you clarify your comment? Thank you

MrsSB

No, I am mystery man today hasn't anyone told you

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe?

xxx

Butt plug mmmmm

Love them

MrsSB

I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small

Please. Could you clarify your comment? Thank you

MrsSB

No, I am mystery man today hasn't anyone told you

You think you are but you just lovely. Sorry. That's how it is.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target

I'm just starting easy

Step 1. Banana

Step 2. 2l bottle of

Step 3. Exhaust

MrsSB

A true romantic

Keeping the flame in marriage and all that.

MrsSB

And you say I'm too romantic

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target

I'm just starting easy

Step 1. Banana

Step 2. 2l bottle of

Step 3. Exhaust

MrsSB

A true romantic

Keeping the flame in marriage and all that.

MrsSB

And you say I'm too romantic

You are my lovely. You are

Mwwaaa

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target

I'm just starting easy

Step 1. Banana

Step 2. 2l bottle of

Step 3. Exhaust

MrsSB

A true romantic

Keeping the flame in marriage and all that.

MrsSB

And you say I'm too romantic

You are my lovely. You are

Mwwaaa

MrsSB

I'm not really, I'm all primal and mascu... oh who am I kidding.

Shall I compare thee to a summers day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe?

xxx

Butt plug mmmmm

Love them

MrsSB

I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small

Please. Could you clarify your comment? Thank you

MrsSB

No, I am mystery man today hasn't anyone told you

You think you are but you just lovely. Sorry. That's how it is.

MrsSB

Bugger

they go's the image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah fuck it. I'm going to address the elephant in the room and just say it and not skirt around the issue like everyone else!

A 2l bottle of Coke up his arse? A banana right up there so it pops shut and it's all internal!

Are you weird!? Fucking hell, yes you are - batshit cun*ing crazy actually!

But we do like you and you do make us smile, so it's all good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target

I'm just starting easy

Step 1. Banana

Step 2. 2l bottle of

Step 3. Exhaust

MrsSB

Very witty

made me smile that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should let hubby try it on you first...

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Ah fuck it. I'm going to address the elephant in the room and just say it and not skirt around the issue like everyone else!

A 2l bottle of Coke up his arse? A banana right up there so it pops shut and it's all internal!

Are you weird!? Fucking hell, yes you are - batshit cun*ing crazy actually!

But we do like you and you do make us smile, so it's all good x

Thank you. You are always so honest and funny

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target

I'm just starting easy

Step 1. Banana

Step 2. 2l bottle of

Step 3. Exhaust

MrsSB

Very witty

made me smile that!"

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I think you should let hubby try it on you first...

Done it

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe?

xxx

Butt plug mmmmm

Love them

MrsSB

I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small

Please. Could you clarify your comment? Thank you

MrsSB

No, I am mystery man today hasn't anyone told you

You think you are but you just lovely. Sorry. That's how it is.

MrsSB

Bugger

they go's the image "

Awww bless. You thought you had us all fooled.

You are a mysterious man

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you should let hubby try it on you first...

Done it

MrsSB

well in that case he should shut up and put up

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I think you should let hubby try it on you first...

Done it

MrsSB

well in that case he should shut up and put up

I said as much. Just man up and take it

I might need to find a crazy biguy for this

MrsSB

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think he will cave into your desires sooner rather than later (I hope his arse doesn't) I get the impression he would do anything for you and that is just lovely. How all hubbies should be xx

Ps I don't think you're weird much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you ever think weird things that you don't share because they are too

or if you do you get this

Care to share?

I will start. This morning hubby was bent over knackered and I said : " I want to put a banana in your arse and popped so it shut deep inside you"

He's reply "fuck no"

I've been trying to get a 2l bottle of up his arse for years. He's reply is always no

Am I weird?

MrsSB

You are completely normal to me but then people think i am werid.

Its the ones who think others are werid you have to watch out for

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By *inkykouple2016Couple
over a year ago

moray

I've heard that inserting an opened bottle of fizzy wine into the ass and banging the bottom of the bottle against the floor is an experience.

Personally I would grudge the waste of alcohol. ..

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I think he will cave into your desires sooner rather than later (I hope his arse doesn't) I get the impression he would do anything for you and that is just lovely. How all hubbies should be xx

Ps I don't think you're weird much

Awww thank you lovely. Dan said I was weird

MrsSB

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Try a 1.5 L bottle first, gotta work up gradual to these things.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Do you ever think weird things that you don't share because they are too

or if you do you get this

Care to share?

I will start. This morning hubby was bent over knackered and I said : " I want to put a banana in your arse and popped so it shut deep inside you"

He's reply "fuck no"

I've been trying to get a 2l bottle of up his arse for years. He's reply is always no

Am I weird?

MrsSB

You are completely normal to me but then people think i am werid.

Its the ones who think others are werid you have to watch out for

You are right there my friend

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've heard that inserting an opened bottle of fizzy wine into the ass and banging the bottom of the bottle against the floor is an experience.

Personally I would grudge the waste of alcohol. .."

Alcohol gets absorbed in your anus too.

true story.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Try a 1.5 L bottle first, gotta work up gradual to these things.

I know. That's what I said.

1. Banana

2. 2l bottle of

3. Exhaust

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

You do know there's three litre bottles available?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Try a 1.5 L bottle first, gotta work up gradual to these things.

I know. That's what I said.

1. Banana

2. 2l bottle of

3. Exhaust

Big jump from a banana to a 2L bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know there's three litre bottles available?

lol run MrSB for the love of god run

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"You do know there's three litre bottles available?

lol run MrSB for the love of god run

Shhhhhhhhhhh. He's not looking on the forum today

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a full 2l bottle of water, freeze it, twat him over the head from behind with said bottle of I've, when he collapsed in a heap, ram the bottle up his arse and by the time he wakes up he'll be in no state to protest. Jobs a good'n

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Try a full 2l bottle of water, freeze it, twat him over the head from behind with said bottle of I've, when he collapsed in a heap, ram the bottle up his arse and by the time he wakes up he'll be in no state to protest. Jobs a good'n

I like it. You put some thought and planning. You get

MrsSB

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

You are lovely weird - that's why I like you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say you're weird and now scary

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"You are lovely weird - that's why I like you x

Hi lovely. Love you MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'd say you're weird and now scary

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You are lovely weird - that's why I like you x

Hi lovely. Love you MrsSB

Assuming I'm not locked up for murder and your not put away for ramming bottles in crevices l will see you week after next

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"You are lovely weird - that's why I like you x

Hi lovely. Love you MrsSB

Assuming I'm not locked up for murder and your not put away for ramming bottles in crevices l will see you week after next

Both things are quite likely to happen. So see you in prison.

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