FabSwingers.com forum: Suggest a new job for the poster above

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Fabbers, Friends and Forumites

Wow what a wonderful and interesting week it’s been. The weather has been blumming fantastic, beautiful hot sun and amazing lightning storms. Pooch and I have enjoyed it all. Long beach walks and up in the hills with cooling sea breezes to keep us smiling. Such wonderful sunsets too , we watch a crimson ball melt into a sea of fire.

On a personal note, I finally left work, not just for holidays but a new career change. I have had eight amazingly fantastic years with some of the most exciting intelligent people I have had the privilege to meet.

So on wards and up wards. I am busy creating a new CV with all the usual embellishments we all seem to pop into these things.

So chums todays challenge ,

Read the profile of the poster above and biased on that and what you may know about them with their postings , what new job would you suggest to them?

Its all a bit of fun , be gentle

Keep it classy , just a bit sassy and with a smidgen of trashy

Taff and Pooch

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I think you should work for Guide dogs.. As a dog trainer.. Pooch could help you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog walker

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dog walker "

My live in Maid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog walker

My live in Maid

Top of pops host if it comes back

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Dildo tester

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Dildo tester

Naked chef

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage filler for Walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage filler for Walls"

A kisser teacher for unexperienced people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage filler for Walls

A kisser teacher for unexperienced people

Pimp

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

My blow job maid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My blow job maid.

Butler in the buff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My blow job maid.

Butler in the buff"

Bradley Cooper's stunt double

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"My blow job maid.

Butler in the buff"

What's the pay like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot dog van operator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Pink

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Mr Pink"

Glacier mint salesman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Pink

Glacier mint salesman"

Ice cream tester but only vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My blow job maid.

Butler in the buff

Bradley Cooper's stunt double

I think this is a case of body off baywatch face off crimewatch. If I was to double it would be from carefully placed angles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I desperately need to change career path. Help folks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I desperately need to change career path. Help folks!!

Shoe shopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I desperately need to change career path. Help folks!!

I think you should work in Debenhams ladies clothes department XXX

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I desperately need to change career path. Help folks!!

Shoe shopper

Mrs Knitter a bakery XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

removals

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I desperately need to change career path. Help folks!!

Shoe shopper

Knitter should work in a dating agency. As a professional matchmaker xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I desperately need to change career path. Help folks!!

Shoe shopper

Mrs Knitter a bakery XXX"

Miss Trouble - Night club singer in a Bucks Fizz tribute act

Https://youtube.Com/watch?v=yobXzFVN0vc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A duck l'orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duck l'orange "

I much prefer hoi sin sauce and pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duck l'orange

I much prefer hoi sin sauce and pancakes

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you'd have a big bill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Duck

A playboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duck

A playboy

PA for Knitter

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duck l'orange

I much prefer hoi sin sauce and pancakes

A stand up commedien for Duckybay XXX

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Duck

A playboy

PA for Knitter

Fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I desperately need to change career path. Help folks!!

Shoe shopper

Mrs Knitter a bakery XXX

Miss Trouble - Night club singer in a Bucks Fizz tribute act

Https://youtube.Com/watch?v=yobXzFVN0vc"

Sounds cool to me XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duck

A playboy

PA for Knitter

Fairy

Fulfiller of naughty sexy fantasies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duck

A playboy

A weatherman. Who else would have found a dry day to get naked on in Wales?

I could shop for people but I'd spend all my earnings before I'd earned them...

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Duck

A playboy

PA for Knitter

Fairy

Fulfiller of naughty sexy fantasies!

Come over and we can try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duck

A playboy

PA for Knitter

Fairy

Pixie

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Duck

A playboy

PA for Knitter

Fairy

Pixie

Pixie fairy in Wonderland.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mariachi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mariachi

My personal workout coach !

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Sperm collector at the zoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top gear presenter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top gear presenter "

Interviewer of chickens

"Why did you cross that road ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sperm collector at the zoo"

I fucking lost it, haha.

Skip me.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Top gear presenter

Interviewer of chickens

"Why did you cross that road ?"

Qwakk, qwakk xxxxx Suzi

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

LucasStrander - flying carpet manufacturer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LucasStrander - flying carpet manufacturer

Leopard taxidermist for the established gentleman.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Professional Snuggler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional Snuggler"

Llama Wrangler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional Snuggler

Llama Wrangler"

Towel salesman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr p bear - a Barbour

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr p bear - a Barbour

xxx"
stunt double for the Mona Lisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blues musician.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr p bear - a Barbour

xxxstunt double for the Mona Lisa "

Awwww thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be hairdresser

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Mrblue1 model for moss bros

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam I am way to slow at these games, that was for Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam I am way to slow at these games, that was for Hatter

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time keeper

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Voddy. Model for lacy underwear and night owls leader xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam I am way to slow at these games, that was for Hatter

time keeper"

Pet shop owner

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Dam I am way to slow at these games, that was for Hatter

Not as slow as me. I am the queen of slowness on threads xxxxx Suzi

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ms Knitter... Sexy circus ringmaster

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Dam I am way to slow at these games, that was for Hatter

Not as slow as me. I am the queen of slowness on threads xxxxx Suzi"

Space lawyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam I am way to slow at these games, that was for Hatter

Not as slow as me. I am the queen of slowness on threads xxxxx Suzi

Space lawyer

Honorable Member for the house of Fab.

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Ms Knitter... Sexy circus ringmaster

Trainee milk float technician (specialism in batteries).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ms Knitter... Sexy circus ringmaster

Trainee milk float technician (specialism in batteries)."

Giant

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Ms Knitter... Sexy circus ringmaster

Trainee milk float technician (specialism in batteries).

Giant

Read the title dummy - a NEW job.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Dam I am way to slow at these games, that was for Hatter

Not as slow as me. I am the queen of slowness on threads xxxxx Suzi

Space lawyer

Honorable Member for the house of Fab."

I thought Secretary of State for Affairs would be more fitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ms Knitter... Sexy circus ringmaster

Trainee milk float technician (specialism in batteries).

Giant

Read the title dummy - a NEW job."

Where the hell is Dave

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Four Leaf Clover Huntress

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Ms Knitter... Sexy circus ringmaster

Trainee milk float technician (specialism in batteries).

Giant

Read the title dummy - a NEW job.

Where the hell is Dave

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fab queen

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Ms Knitter... Sexy circus ringmaster

Trainee milk float technician (specialism in batteries).

Giant

Read the title dummy - a NEW job.

Where the hell is Dave

I believe he joined the circus as a Bearded Giant Lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ms Knitter... Sexy circus ringmaster

Trainee milk float technician (specialism in batteries).

Giant

Read the title dummy - a NEW job.

Where the hell is Dave

I believe he joined the circus as a Bearded Giant Lady"

A top shelf reacher for little people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adult nappy tester

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Ms Knitter... Sexy circus ringmaster

Trainee milk float technician (specialism in batteries).

Giant

Read the title dummy - a NEW job.

Where the hell is Dave

I believe he joined the circus as a Bearded Giant Lady

A top shelf reacher for little people "

Underwear models

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ms Knitter... Sexy circus ringmaster

Trainee milk float technician (specialism in batteries).

Giant

Read the title dummy - a NEW job.

Where the hell is Dave

I believe he joined the circus as a Bearded Giant Lady

A top shelf reacher for little people

Underwear models "

Head rest

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Extreme unicyclist

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Extreme unicyclist"

Pole dancer

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Extreme unicyclist

Pole dancer "

Hooters waitress.

MrsSB

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Extreme unicyclist

Pole dancer

Hooters waitress.

MrsSB

Party organiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trampoline tester!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@BuxomRed
"Extreme unicyclist

Pole dancer

Hooters waitress.

MrsSB

Party organiser "

International ambassador for Iron Fist or Irregular Choice

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Extreme unicyclist

Pole dancer

Hooters waitress.

MrsSB

Party organiser "

Yes. I would love that.

Mrs SB

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Mrs SB cock tester

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Mrs SB cock tester"

Voddy taster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs SB cock tester

Voddy taster "

Antique ceramic trader in Sahara desert

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Lumberjack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lumberjack "

Rugby player

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Peter stringfellows thong washer..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Televangelist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gecko Tamer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circus strong man.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Circus strong man. "

Door to door Bible salesman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxer shorts tester

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Boxer shorts tester"

Ballet dancer

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Boxer shorts tester"

Bouncer. I know I wouldn't bother messing lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Towel holder

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Towel holder "

Ohhh matron!

Penguinologist

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Snail sexer

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Snail sexer "

Snail jockey

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Snail sexer "

Objection!

Snails are hermaphrodites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snail sexer

Snail jockey "

Secretary of State for Affairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snail sexer

Snail jockey

Secretary of State for Affairs.

Wig tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snail sexer

Objection!

Snails are hermaphrodites! "

That just makes the job easier doesn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snail sexer

Snail jockey

Secretary of State for Affairs.

Wig tester"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Markoh Agony uncle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Markoh Agony uncle. "

Ice lolly taster

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bike taster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bra tester ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bike taster "
bike taster?

Mm _uxom red....play dough mixers

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Bike taster "
bikini model

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Bike taster bike taster?

Mm _uxom red....play dough mixers

Bloody predicted text.... Tester.

I know how to make play dough

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Buxsomred Gets a yr off so she can coconcentrate on her guide dog puppies

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By *arkthespark1Man
over a year ago

coventry

Weights and measures tester for those women with larger assets

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Weights and measures tester for those women with larger assets "

Donald trumps personal masseuse

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Prosthetic frog limb fitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry wall fitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prosthetic frog limb fitter"

Writer for Disney

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Prosthetic frog limb fitter

Writer for Disney"

Agony aunt

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Prosthetic frog limb remover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prosthetic frog limb remover"

Hat model

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Underwater basket weaver

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

"Underwater basket weaver"

Underwear model

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Donald Trump's "hair" stylist

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Apprentice lemon squeezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitten groomer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten groomer"

Blacksmiths Apprentice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten groomer"

You mean pussy stroker surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten groomer

You mean pussy stroker surely?"

Knitter (not a typo ) stroker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten groomer

Blacksmiths Apprentice! "

Pimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten groomer

Blacksmiths Apprentice!

Pimp"

Fluffer to BMFC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten groomer

Blacksmiths Apprentice!

Pimp"
public relations officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten groomer

Blacksmiths Apprentice!

Pimppublic relations officer"

Hairdresser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten groomer

You mean pussy stroker surely?

Knitter (not a typo ) stroker

Yesssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitten groomer

You mean pussy stroker surely?

Knitter (not a typo ) stroker

Yesssssssss

I accept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Levis jeans model, with the schlong out. A new campaign, Howdy Cowboys!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Rhubarb forcer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rhubarb forcer "

Forcer or enforcer ?!!??

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

"Rhubarb forcer

Forcer or enforcer ?!!??"

No he's right mess with him and you might get some up your bum.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Rhubarb forcer

Forcer or enforcer ?!!??

No he's right mess with him and you might get some up your bum."

Bent copper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rhubarb forcer

Forcer or enforcer ?!!??

No he's right mess with him and you might get some up your bum.

Bent copper"

Spagetti taster

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By *inkykouple2016Couple
over a year ago

moray

A hammock maker.....

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

"Rhubarb forcer

Forcer or enforcer ?!!??

No he's right mess with him and you might get some up your bum.

Bent copper

Spagetti taster"

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Cabbage patch doll impregnator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoemaker

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Shoemaker"

Stamp licker.... Just want to see that tongue put to good use x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoemaker

Stamp licker.... Just want to see that tongue put to good use x"

the Queens lady in waiting

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Shoemaker

Stamp licker.... Just want to see that tongue put to good use x

the Queens lady in waiting

Her majesty's stunt double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoemaker

Stamp licker.... Just want to see that tongue put to good use x

the Queens lady in waiting

Her majesty's stunt double"

thats you off my Christmas card list

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Bride Kidnapping Expert

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Bride Kidnapping Expert"

Trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personal brownie maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamondjoe - an underwear model

xxx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"My personal brownie maker"

It says NEW job

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Diamondjoe - an underwear model

xxx"

Dominatrix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My personal brownie maker

It says NEW job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My personal brownie maker

It says NEW job

Secret shopper for starbucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My personal brownie maker

It says NEW job

Secret shopper for starbucks"

Photographer

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My personal brownie maker

It says NEW job

Secret shopper for starbucks"

Procrastrinatrix maxima!

Get packing, woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My personal brownie maker

It says NEW job

Secret shopper for starbucks

Procrastrinatrix maxima!

Get packing, woman!"

Joe Im tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My personal brownie maker

It says NEW job

Secret shopper for starbucks"

That's not even a little bit funny.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My personal brownie maker

It says NEW job

Secret shopper for starbucks

That's not even a little bit funny."

Knitter's packer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

diplomat

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"diplomat "

Tattoo artist

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"diplomat

Tattoo artist

MrsSB

Bathroom sales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"diplomat

Tattoo artist

MrsSB

Bathroom sales"

Drummer boy

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"diplomat

Tattoo artist

MrsSB

Bathroom sales

Drummer boy"

Beer can spillability tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana firmness tester

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"diplomat "

I think I'd make an excellent diplomat

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"diplomat

I think I'd make an excellent diplomat

No, I said you're going to be a trainer

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"diplomat

I think I'd make an excellent diplomat

No, I said you're going to be a trainer

What and shout at people as they run around a track in silly coloured vests?

No thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_JbKzIK4dA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"diplomat

I think I'd make an excellent diplomat

You will if you take the Boris Johnson course

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

""diplomat

I think I'd make an excellent diplomat

You will if you take the Boris Johnson course "

How very dare you, sir!

Honour must be done - wiff waff at dawn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""diplomat

I think I'd make an excellent diplomat

You will if you take the Boris Johnson course "

How very dare you, sir!

Honour must be done - wiff waff at dawn!

Handbags or feather dusters

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