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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just got in, Completly bollocked and I'm in work in two hours......please help!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organise your life better

Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Organise your life better

Hope this helps. "

Thanks big C, feeling better already

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Organise your life better

Hope this helps.

Thanks big C, feeling better already

Bacon and eggs and strong coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't sleep, the room is doing 50,000 revolutions per min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's gunna

xxx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I can't sleep, the room is doing 50,000 revolutions per min

No I think you have to eat!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"He's gunna

xxx"

There is that

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"He's gunna

xxx"

Don't say he's gonna

, that will make him think about

ing and then he will

and possibly think about his life choices

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I think it might be better to phone in sick - from head spinning to competency in two hours is not gonna happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's gunna

xxx

Don't say he's gonna

, that will make him think about

ing and then he will

and possibly think about his life choices

Hope he's not concentrating too hard reading all this...he definitely will

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By *LikeToPleaseHerMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Just got in, Completly bollocked and I'm in work in two hours......please help!!!!!

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got in, Completly bollocked and I'm in work in two hours......please help!!!!!

I feel your pain

High five buddy!!! We've all done it

Puke free zone at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be phoning in sick.

I presuming you drive to work? Yeaaaah that'd be a bad idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got in, Completly bollocked and I'm in work in two hours......please help!!!!!

Fuck it, have another

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't drive

"
m

I cycle, all legal folks ??????

Don't get paid if I don't go in so phoning in is not an option as holiday looming and brasset after tonight's shenanigans but what the hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got in, Completly bollocked and I'm in work in two hours......please help!!!!!

Fuck it, have another

Only if you join me

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By *fricanMann2077Man
over a year ago

Stoke On Trent

"Organise your life better

Hope this helps. "

Hahhaa

Made my day buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got in, Completly bollocked and I'm in work in two hours......please help!!!!!

Fuck it, have another

Only if you join me

Haha. I wish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got in, Completly bollocked and I'm in work in two hours......please help!!!!!

Fuck it, have another

Only if you join me

Haha. I wish!

Hopefully soon gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not smashed enough if you can still type

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Is the op that d*unk he has to cling onto the floor?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Cor! Nice tits!

I mean, drink lots of water

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Just got in, Completly bollocked and I'm in work in two hours......please help!!!!!

A mate used to swear by a tablespoon of coffee washed down with (cola!) Never tried myself,for what seems obvious reasons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fine you can still type better than a lot of people can when sober.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Organise your life better

Hope this helps. "

I doubt it will, but good sentiments anyway mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive only gone and bloody done it!!!!

Up before the alarm, Rain braved for Dog walk and I've just arrived at work to start what I imagine will be the shift from hell

Have a good weekend folks....I know I won't be Zzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut tut. Totally self inflicted .........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tut tut. Totally self inflicted .........

Guilty as charged

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"Organise your life better

Hope this helps. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I doing up at this time with a day off!

good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What am I doing up at this time with a day off!

good luck

Show off!!!!

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Hope you survive the day xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't drive

I cycle, all legal folks ??????

Don't get paid if I don't go in so phoning in is not an option as holiday looming and brasset after tonight's shenanigans but what the hell

"
no you can still get done for being intoxicated while on a bike i believe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you survive the day xxx"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to find myself in this situation all the time in my 20s....i know that there is no way in hell i could pull it off these days! Well done OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What job do you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck today sexy. Water lits and lots of water

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What job do you do?"

Not a brain surgeon thank goodness!

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Oh dear - is it mean to snigger ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha! Same. Silly business really. I had no excuse for it but now I need one for an early finish.

Probably still pissed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do hope no ones life depends on you. And stay off the road when you cycle !!! Lots of water and an early night..... Or back on it later as ts Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha! Same. Silly business really. I had no excuse for it but now I need one for an early finish.

Probably still pissed!

No probable about it

Unfortunately though, the relapses have started

7 hours to go......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to find myself in this situation all the time in my 20s....i know that there is no way in hell i could pull it off these days! Well done OP

It's like everything, practice makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear - is it mean to snigger ...

Not at all, thoroughly deserved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha! Same. Silly business really. I had no excuse for it but now I need one for an early finish.

Probably still pissed!

No probable about it

Unfortunately though, the relapses have started

7 hours to go......"

You can do it OP!

Lots of sugar will get you through!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you need is a nice thread to look at as your day goes by.

Anal prolapse Friday anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you need is a nice thread to look at as your day goes by.

Anal prolapse Friday anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you need is a nice thread to look at as your day goes by.

Anal prolapse Friday anyone

Think I'll stick with Face pic Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you need is a nice thread to look at as your day goes by.

Anal prolapse Friday anyone

Think I'll stick with Face pic Friday

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it would make you feel better honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm glad you had a good night OP and I hope you sobered in time for work (unlikely if you were 'smashed' and 'completely bollocked' just 2 hours earlier - unless you really meant you were merely 'mildly tiddly'

I know it's meant to be a jolly fun post but if I was your employer and you turned up wankered you'd be straight on a disciplinary, especially someone old enough to know better ..

Anyway have a good day, plenty of fluids and stodge to absorb the alcohol! Take care fella!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Not smashed enough if you can still type

I waa thinking the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear - is it mean to snigger ...

Not at all, thoroughly deserved

How's the hangover?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not smashed enough if you can still type

I waa thinking the same

Lol, maybe I need a better drinking partner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear - is it mean to snigger ...

Not at all, thoroughly deserved

How's the hangover?

Slowly going

soon to be tea break so can get some grub as got serious case of the munchies

and no, I didn't smoke anything illegal

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