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"[Removed by poster at 02/04/11 08:33:17]" Roses have tasted like horse poo since Kraft took over Cadburys | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm it's easy to think that shit is shit but shit isn't shit. Dog shit is shit before it gets eaten and digested and shat. It's slimy reformed meat like bollocks and eyeballs with bone n guts. Stinks coming out of the can. Your dog stinks when he eats it and it's a steaming hot turd of shitty shite on the pavement. Horse shit is grass. Maybe a few oats n bran if he's a really wild diner. Thing is ..... does a rider know the horse has shat? Is shat indeed a past tense? Does the horse stop walking to shit ? No it carries on walking. It stops to piss tho ? Ooodles of steaming yellow frothing pee. Solution ... get the horse to piddle n hose it's own vegetarian excreta off the pavement. Another problem solved by Wonder Granny ..... I do not shit in the street. " I agree with ya Granny but what if a toddler were to walk through it then tread it into ya new shagpile not so organic then is it? | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm it's easy to think that shit is shit but shit isn't shit. Dog shit is shit before it gets eaten and digested and shat. It's slimy reformed meat like bollocks and eyeballs with bone n guts. Stinks coming out of the can. Your dog stinks when he eats it and it's a steaming hot turd of shitty shite on the pavement. Horse shit is grass. Maybe a few oats n bran if he's a really wild diner. Thing is ..... does a rider know the horse has shat? Is shat indeed a past tense? Does the horse stop walking to shit ? No it carries on walking. It stops to piss tho ? Ooodles of steaming yellow frothing pee. Solution ... get the horse to piddle n hose it's own vegetarian excreta off the pavement. Another problem solved by Wonder Granny ..... I do not shit in the street. I agree with ya Granny but what if a toddler were to walk through it then tread it into ya new shagpile not so organic then is it?" I am MOST alarmed at what you say! The thought of that happening in MY home is too hard to take! Shit on the shagpile can be dealt with ...... A toddler tho Niet ! | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm it's easy to think that shit is shit but shit isn't shit. Dog shit is shit before it gets eaten and digested and shat. It's slimy reformed meat like bollocks and eyeballs with bone n guts. Stinks coming out of the can. Your dog stinks when he eats it and it's a steaming hot turd of shitty shite on the pavement. Horse shit is grass. Maybe a few oats n bran if he's a really wild diner. Thing is ..... does a rider know the horse has shat? Is shat indeed a past tense? Does the horse stop walking to shit ? No it carries on walking. It stops to piss tho ? Ooodles of steaming yellow frothing pee. Solution ... get the horse to piddle n hose it's own vegetarian excreta off the pavement. Another problem solved by Wonder Granny ..... I do not shit in the street. I agree with ya Granny but what if a toddler were to walk through it then tread it into ya new shagpile not so organic then is it? I am MOST alarmed at what you say! The thought of that happening in MY home is too hard to take! Shit on the shagpile can be dealt with ...... A toddler tho Niet !" If you hadnt made your house outta Gingerbread you would not have so many children visiting you... | |||
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"Aksherlly, It's made of Subways. ...... " Ahhh trying to attract office workers on a budget... | |||
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"Aksherlly, It's made of Subways. ...... " Didnt know you had Sub ways Granny... | |||
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"Aksherlly, It's made of Subways. ...... Didnt know you had Sub ways Granny... " 'sub' ? you jest. | |||
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"i see a buisiness opportunity here. HORSE NAPPIES - this time next year i'll be a millionaire." Dragons den time | |||
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"i see a buisiness opportunity here. HORSE NAPPIES - this time next year i'll be a millionaire." I dont think so , lol dog nappies be good and when thay have there time of the month so you dont get blood all over the place. | |||
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"I have horses . Most of horse poo is grass pick it up and take home for the garden its not like dog poo .lol I get people all the time doing that I do ... even come here say can we have some poo ... its fine with me i have a big heap from mucking out and good strong bags and rubber gloves." Me too - what's your butler called lol? | |||
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"I have horses . Most of horse poo is grass pick it up and take home for the garden its not like dog poo .lol I get people all the time doing that I do ... even come here say can we have some poo ... its fine with me i have a big heap from mucking out and good strong bags and rubber gloves. Me too - what's your butler called lol?" Andrew been here years ... lol but i still do the mucking out and picking up poo from the land here .. xx me and my girls .. lol so i am not that posh i like getting dirty , lol | |||
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"I have horses . Most of horse poo is grass pick it up and take home for the garden its not like dog poo .lol I get people all the time doing that I do ... even come here say can we have some poo ... its fine with me i have a big heap from mucking out and good strong bags and rubber gloves. Me too - what's your butler called lol? Andrew been here years ... lol but i still do the mucking out and picking up poo from the land here .. xx me and my girls .. lol so i am not that posh i like getting dirty , lol " Exactly nothing more lung expanding than a good forking and shovelling first thing in the morning!! My 'butler' is Emma she certainly doesn't follow me around with a bucket and spade ... I'd be wearing it if I asked her to do that! | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm it's easy to think that shit is shit but shit isn't shit. Dog shit is shit before it gets eaten and digested and shat. It's slimy reformed meat like bollocks and eyeballs with bone n guts. Stinks coming out of the can. Your dog stinks when he eats it and it's a steaming hot turd of shitty shite on the pavement. Horse shit is grass. Maybe a few oats n bran if he's a really wild diner. Thing is ..... does a rider know the horse has shat? Is shat indeed a past tense? Does the horse stop walking to shit ? No it carries on walking. It stops to piss tho ? Ooodles of steaming yellow frothing pee. Solution ... get the horse to piddle n hose it's own vegetarian excreta off the pavement. Another problem solved by Wonder Granny ..... I do not shit in the street. " ooo gran i do love your posts xx you have a way with words ... xx can you come here give me lessons with my spellings and my word checking things i dont understand them at all , I wish you was up the road x | |||
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