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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had a fabulous day at work today as I was paid to chat over afternoon tea in one of the most expensive hotels in London.

As I don't drink tea the staff acted extra concerned for my welfare and kept offering me extra cakes (which I refused).

I've lured you in with a title and a ramble about afternoon tea but the real question is, what's the best thing you've been paid to do (legal and within site rules, please)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got paid to take clients to see Kasabien a few years back

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm so disappointed"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a wank at work once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so disappointed

Why?"

I got all excited about having afternoon tea.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I got paid to take clients to see Kasabien a few years back "

That's a good one.

I used to get the perks of a friend's company having a box at O2 and although I wasn't being paid to be there I did chat to clients to make them feel at home.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I had a wank at work once"

Once? That's not what you told me.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"I'm so disappointed"

I was wondering how long before you sniffed this thread out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a wank at work once

Once? That's not what you told me. "

I'm trying to sound respectable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got paid to take clients to see Kasabien a few years back

That's a good one.

I used to get the perks of a friend's company having a box at O2 and although I wasn't being paid to be there I did chat to clients to make them feel at home."

I was on time and a half hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got paid to be a stripagram, covered in oil and cream by groups of d*unk wimmin.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I frequently get paid at work to taste test food menus and wine lists, it's a tough job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got paid once to go on a boat ride around the NYC watershed. It was part of a day trip I had at one of my previous jobs.

I also got paid to go to a bbq at Gracie Mansion held by the mayor of NYC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I frequently get paid at work to taste test food menus and wine lists, it's a tough job "

It depends on the quality of the food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so disappointed

I was wondering how long before you sniffed this thread out "

Someone mentioned tea, It wasn't going to take long.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm so disappointed

Why?

I got all excited about having afternoon tea. "

There was a very wide selection of tea on offer. You would have liked it there. Edwardian drawing room feel, with a gilted ceiling and crystal chandeliers offset by beautifully liveried waiters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so disappointed

Why?

I got all excited about having afternoon tea.

There was a very wide selection of tea on offer. You would have liked it there. Edwardian drawing room feel, with a gilted ceiling and crystal chandeliers offset by beautifully liveried waiters."

Now I'm just jealous. That sounds delightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst doing my dream job in Mallorca a few years back, I was paid to take clients out on a catamaran cruise every Sunday .. all the food you could eat and beer you could drink.. I tell you, it was a tough gig

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I frequently get paid at work to taste test food menus and wine lists, it's a tough job "

I like it when I do those too. Sometimes I think we need to organise an event just so that the caterers all come in on different days of the week at lunchtime.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"got paid to be a stripagram, covered in oil and cream by groups of d*unk wimmin. "

That sounds... slippery.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Best thing I have ever done was doe free and that's puppy walk for guide dogs.

So paid wise it would be looking after disabled children. Hard work bur worth it.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I got paid once to go on a boat ride around the NYC watershed. It was part of a day trip I had at one of my previous jobs.

I also got paid to go to a bbq at Gracie Mansion held by the mayor of NYC. "

Good one.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Whilst doing my dream job in Mallorca a few years back, I was paid to take clients out on a catamaran cruise every Sunday .. all the food you could eat and beer you could drink.. I tell you, it was a tough gig "

Weren't you required to remain sober and in charge? I would probably feel seasick but it sounds like you enjoyed it.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Best thing I have ever done was doe free and that's puppy walk for guide dogs.

So paid wise it would be looking after disabled children. Hard work bur worth it. "

Now you've put me to shame. Yours is properly worthwhile and with no perks other than the reward of the work itself.

Keep enjoying your work and I hope someone throws you a perk just for the hell of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was mislead! Here I was ready to talk about a Caribbean afternoon tea I had. X

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I got a free trip to NY to help my friend do a lingerie show.

Loads of freebies in my last job which sold hen and stag weekends

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was mislead! Here I was ready to talk about a Caribbean afternoon tea I had. X"

Tell me about your Caribbean afternoon tea. I didn't think we had one, unless it's something rum based.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I got a free trip to NY to help my friend do a lingerie show.

Loads of freebies in my last job which sold hen and stag weekends "

Did you bag a stag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the best thing I've ever done while I've worked and been paid to do it is go to the seaside with my residents at the home I worked in once and go to one of their Christmas parties that the local lions club did one year!! What's nicer than eating food, bad Cabaret and dancing!!

G x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think the best thing I've ever done while I've worked and been paid to do it is go to the seaside with my residents at the home I worked in once and go to one of their Christmas parties that the local lions club did one year!! What's nicer than eating food, bad Cabaret and dancing!!

G x "

Absolutely nothing. It sounds fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been lucky. I have travelled a fair chunk of the world for work. This is Mr by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get fed a lot and get to eat for free in a lot of fancy bars & restaurants

We have some lovely, if demanding, clients

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have been lucky. I have travelled a fair chunk of the world for work. This is Mr by the way."

I hope your legroom has been good.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I got a free trip to NY to help my friend do a lingerie show.

Loads of freebies in my last job which sold hen and stag weekends

Did you bag a stag? "

Almost a best man phwoooooooooar

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I get fed a lot and get to eat for free in a lot of fancy bars & restaurants

We have some lovely, if demanding, clients "

It all helps to keep you in shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get fed a lot and get to eat for free in a lot of fancy bars & restaurants

We have some lovely, if demanding, clients

It all helps to keep you in shape.

"

That shape being round

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Best thing I have ever done was doe free and that's puppy walk for guide dogs.

So paid wise it would be looking after disabled children. Hard work bur worth it.

Now you've put me to shame. Yours is properly worthwhile and with no perks other than the reward of the work itself.

Keep enjoying your work and I hope someone throws you a perk just for the hell of it.

"

Thank you x

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