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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement ! " They could secretly be a fusion salesperson | |||
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement ! " It classy. .... | |||
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"Lol after any sentence, like they're a fricken comedian " Lol | |||
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"Please put *insert selected word*in your message then I /we know you've read my/our profile... " Oh god this one! | |||
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""Fun loving couple" What the fuck does that mean ? You're hardly gonna advertise yourself as middle aged misery arses are you ?" Haha | |||
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""Fun loving couple" What the fuck does that mean ? You're hardly gonna advertise yourself as middle aged misery arses are you ?" Hahaha!!!! Although, MrT can be a miserable bastard | |||
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"Attractive Professional Hung Can go for hours Married " But they are all true my love | |||
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"need sucking now. lol, go find the sucks like a dyson people then. " | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... just re checked ours " Haha | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... just re checked ours Haha" | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... " Just checked mine too ha ha | |||
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement ! " Or sucks like a pro!! | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... Just checked mine too ha ha" think its made a few of us a little paranoid | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... Just checked mine too ha ha" Only thing wrong with yours is she's far from average !!!! | |||
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"Attractive Professional Hung Can go for hours Married But they are all true my love " Yes but you are not married... Yet | |||
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""Fun loving couple" What the fuck does that mean ? You're hardly gonna advertise yourself as middle aged misery arses are you ?" OOPS ours says we're a fun couple! I actually thought when I wrote that, who doesn't think they're fun? But I left it there anyway... | |||
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""Be this Be that Oh and be that as well Oh and you'd better not be this Or else" That kinda shit It is beyond preference It is list of demands or commands" | |||
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""Fun loving couple" What the fuck does that mean ? You're hardly gonna advertise yourself as middle aged misery arses are you ?" Oh you read my profile did you Laughing at Middle aged misery arse....Might use that actually | |||
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"A lot of you im sure are like me and see certain things on people's profiles that irritates you. Text speak & when it states "professional couple/single" are my two what's yours?" most irritates is profiles with just cock pics | |||
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"Anything that alludes to 50 shades Especially from someone in their late teens who thinks risky sex is wanking into a sock and hoping your Mum doesn't spot it under the bed" Oooh had to pick up many of them...!! | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... just re checked ours " Think I need to edit mine too | |||
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement ! Or sucks like a pro!! " Does ''sucks like a pro'' also mean they pick your pockets at the same time | |||
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement ! Or sucks like a pro!! Does ''sucks like a pro'' also mean they pick your pockets at the same time " Not as bad as 'I could eat pussy all day'. | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... just re checked ours Think I need to edit mine too " | |||
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"Quality over quantity Immediately makes us think what makes you think you are so special ? " makes me think of quality street chocolates given to you at christmas by your granny...the worst chocolate selection you could have possibly chosen... | |||
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"My pet hates are text speak, bad grammar, cock pics, random messages saying 'hi how are you', random requests to meet. Makes me sound a bit fussy doesn't it " Exactly. | |||
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"i hate seeing pets on people's profiles..there's quite a few times I've zoomed in on a pic to see a cat in the background.." Worse still when the pic is of a naked guy and you can see the cat thinking 'hmmm, them dangly bits, I could swing off them bastards' | |||
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"i hate seeing pets on people's profiles..there's quite a few times I've zoomed in on a pic to see a cat in the background.." Nothing wrong with seeing a pussy. | |||
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"i hate seeing pets on people's profiles..there's quite a few times I've zoomed in on a pic to see a cat in the background.." that's taking pet hate a bit too far | |||
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""Be this Be that Oh and be that as well Oh and you'd better not be this Or else" That kinda shit It is beyond preference It is list of demands or commands " reminds me too much of when I was married. | |||
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"Attractive Professional Hung Can go for hours Married " Welcome back | |||
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"Don't send cock pics " What's your issue with that? I don't want them! | |||
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"Attractive Professional Hung Can go for hours Married Welcome back " Haha for how long tho? | |||
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement ! " You mean it isn't | |||
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"If I had a willy, I wouldn't want to put it in a dyson tbh" it's not as fun as it seems | |||
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement ! You mean it isn't " As if * it was an achievement... Reread again | |||
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"I don't bite unless you ask me too " This one, talk about cliché | |||
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"If I had a willy, I wouldn't want to put it in a dyson tbh" Bi guys prefer a Henry | |||
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"If I had a willy, I wouldn't want to put it in a dyson tbh Bi guys prefer a Henry " | |||
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"If I had a willy, I wouldn't want to put it in a dyson tbh Bi guys prefer a Henry " He'd be giving you the eyes the whole time! | |||
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"If I had a willy, I wouldn't want to put it in a dyson tbh Bi guys prefer a Henry He'd be giving you the eyes the whole time!" | |||
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"Put this word in the subject to prove you have read " This | |||
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"Lol after any sentence, like they're a fricken comedian " This And any kind of disclaimer. Plonkers. | |||
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"Don't send cock pics What's your issue with that? I don't want them!" Well it's not obvious to you..... Those are the people looking for free coffee, food and drinks.. | |||
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"It doesn't really happen that I go 'urgh give me a break' but I got a message that made a point of saying he read my profile in detail and he was interested. I had a look at his... he doesn't meet smokers apparently. Obviously his version of attention to detail and mine are different " Yeah that's one that gets to use we clear state we smoke yet get message from people who's profile say they don't smoke when you point that out 9 times out of 10 they say they will. Why not tick the bloody box then. | |||
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"the copy/pasta law disclaimers. they annoy me to hell. and that sydney university stuff" As no legal standing any way just takes up shit loads of space on the servers don't understand why mods or admin don't set a program to automatically remove the disclaimers. | |||
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"I saw a profile today that was so long they actually had a list of contents... Each section was headed and they even had a link to a Dropbox 'flowchart' on what people needed to do to contact them... I shit you not. I hotlisted them because it was so bad it was actually laughable There was even a Copyright statement at the end, just below the legal smallprint. The phrase "if you were the last people on Earth" sprang to mind... " We saw that or one like that earlier today was going to give up half way through but then really wanted to know how much it went on lol. | |||
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"...single guys, if we want one we'll find you... ...they never do and I don't even hide! " This one.. drives me round the bend. | |||
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"List of demands, what a sign of closed mind.... " Definitely this. | |||
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"Sydney university disclaimer or secret code words. " This | |||
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement ! " In Germany Miele in US Hoover or J Edgar | |||
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"Please put *insert selected word*in your message then I /we know you've read my/our profile... " Boob's size as yours are super Miss Sexyspex or google Persol they are super sexy | |||
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"Don't send cock pics What's your issue with that? I don't want them! Well it's not obvious to you..... Those are the people looking for free coffee, food and drinks.. " You are SO wrong. Dick pics just do absolutely nothing for me. If anything they turn me off. You know when you go into a restaurant, and you spend ages deciding what to eat, then eventually you see it coming over and you're like "God damn, that looks delicious"? This is why I don't like dick pics. | |||
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"Don't send cock pics What's your issue with that? I don't want them! Well it's not obvious to you..... Those are the people looking for free coffee, food and drinks.. You are SO wrong. Dick pics just do absolutely nothing for me. If anything they turn me off. You know when you go into a restaurant, and you spend ages deciding what to eat, then eventually you see it coming over and you're like "God damn, that looks delicious"? This is why I don't like dick pics. " Same reason as I never eat in restaurants that have pictures of the food Always looks unappetising | |||
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"Don't send cock pics What's your issue with that? I don't want them! Well it's not obvious to you..... Those are the people looking for free coffee, food and drinks.. You are SO wrong. Dick pics just do absolutely nothing for me. If anything they turn me off. You know when you go into a restaurant, and you spend ages deciding what to eat, then eventually you see it coming over and you're like "God damn, that looks delicious"? This is why I don't like dick pics. Same reason as I never eat in restaurants that have pictures of the food Always looks unappetising " Or like McDonald's, looks so much better in the pics than in reality! | |||
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""Fun loving couple" What the fuck does that mean ? You're hardly gonna advertise yourself as middle aged misery arses are you ?" My FWB is a middle aged misery ass XXXXXXX | |||
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"Profiles With stupid strict wants eg male must be 6ft 2 and a third, with a 10 pack, a 15" cock, super good looking because I am and wiling to drop everything when I click my fingers. Makes me think "get out of your own arse" these people are just here for the thrill Of the chase and scream time waster to me " I quite often have prefer 6ft and over on my profile, I don't need to get out of my arse, it's just my preference x | |||
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"Profiles With stupid strict wants eg male must be 6ft 2 and a third, with a 10 pack, a 15" cock, super good looking because I am and wiling to drop everything when I click my fingers. Makes me think "get out of your own arse" these people are just here for the thrill Of the chase and scream time waster to me I quite often have prefer 6ft and over on my profile, I don't need to get out of my arse, it's just my preference x" I have a height preference too, I mean the strict list of must haves,everybody has a preference but some profiles have stupid amounts of must Haves | |||
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"Straight on profile Bi in messages" Yes!!!!!! I seem to attract them guys!! | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... " Lmao so laughed out loud x | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... Lmao so laughed out loud x" Haha | |||
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"Straight on profile Bi in messages Yes!!!!!! I seem to attract them guys!! " Yep...all the time | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... Lmao so laughed out loud x Haha " And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... Lmao so laughed out loud x Haha And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too " And ???? Did we pass? Yours is hot btw | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... Lmao so laughed out loud x Haha And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too And ???? Did we pass? Yours is hot btw" Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... Lmao so laughed out loud x Haha And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too And ???? Did we pass? Yours is hot btw Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx" I did notice you checking us out | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... Lmao so laughed out loud x Haha And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too And ???? Did we pass? Yours is hot btw Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx I did notice you checking us out " Haha...you'll prob notice a lot more of it now becuz your hotlisted | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... Lmao so laughed out loud x Haha And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too And ???? Did we pass? Yours is hot btw Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx I did notice you checking us out Haha...you'll prob notice a lot more of it now becuz your hotlisted" Why thank you we are flattered How to make friends and influence people | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... Lmao so laughed out loud x Haha And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too And ???? Did we pass? Yours is hot btw Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx I did notice you checking us out Haha...you'll prob notice a lot more of it now becuz your hotlisted Why thank you we are flattered How to make friends and influence people " Pity bout the distance though...oh well | |||
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"Sky remotes !! nuff said lol " Oh I don't know, our sky remote pic gets a few compliments Men who can "breathe through their ears" Or has a big cock and knows how to use it.. Like any man looked down and said " hmmm wonder what that's for" | |||
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement ! You mean it isn't As if * it was an achievement... Reread again " I read it right the first time thanks | |||
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement ! You mean it isn't As if * it was an achievement... Reread again I read it right the first time thanks " | |||
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"Will fill in later..... " Lol snap | |||
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"Profiles With stupid strict wants eg male must be 6ft 2 and a third, with a 10 pack, a 15" cock, super good looking because I am and wiling to drop everything when I click my fingers. Makes me think "get out of your own arse" these people are just here for the thrill Of the chase and scream time waster to me " Lol | |||
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"Sneaks off to edit profile..... Lmao so laughed out loud x Haha And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too And ???? Did we pass? Yours is hot btw Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx I did notice you checking us out Haha...you'll prob notice a lot more of it now becuz your hotlisted Why thank you we are flattered How to make friends and influence people Pity bout the distance though...oh well" I know always happens.... Bummer x | |||
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"Will fill in later..... Lol snap" Beat ya to it | |||
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"Constant location change. New profile popping up with same pics. Very long profiles (only as I do read from top to bottom) I think the main one is... 'Oxymoron' type user names ie. Petite### and clearly not Petite.." Yeah I met someone with tenincher in his name..... Erm.... NO. | |||
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"You can't feature pets on your profile." but i like being a 'pet' | |||
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"Will fill in later..... " There is a gay guy over here with a fake female profile , the profile is blank apart from " will fill in later " He's had this unchanged profile for over 3 years at least .....maybe he's busy at work when he's not trying to ensnare and con straight guys .Bless . | |||
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"When a woman says she's "straight" but looking for couples??? So what am I gonna do as a woman sit there??" A straight MFF is awesome fun all the same. | |||
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"A lot of you im sure are like me and see certain things on people's profiles that irritates you. Text speak & when it states "professional couple/single" are my two what's yours?" Forum posts about pet hates of peoples profiles lol | |||
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""A precis of War & Peace in no more than 500 words to prove you've read our profile". That really makes my arse wink. By the time I'd done it they'd left the site " Definitely the outrageous demanding profiles. Twats. | |||
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""A precis of War & Peace in no more than 500 words to prove you've read our profile". That really makes my arse wink. By the time I'd done it they'd left the site Definitely the outrageous demanding profiles. Twats." | |||
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"Couple profiles with no pics of him! Wtf. It's swinging I need to see both of you" | |||
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