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Woke up with person above

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Imagine you woke up with the person above.....what would you do next.....

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By *ed cjMan
over a year ago

oldham

Promise never to drink again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if i can borrow his lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him for his ab routine !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And her fir a ride on her bike xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask what he put in my drink

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ask if i can borrow his lynx"

Think what the fuck and after I'd carmed down ask him what he rides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for OP and Pussy777 tap my foot while standing over you until you have filled in your profiles... over a year between you and still both say fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him a high 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask if i can borrow his lynx

Think what the fuck and after I'd carmed down ask him what he rides "

Cbr 1000 and a gixxer 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask if i can borrow his lynx

Think what the fuck and after I'd carmed down ask him what he rides

Cbr 1000 and a gixxer 6 "

Be his bitch again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask if i can borrow his lynx

Think what the fuck and after I'd carmed down ask him what he rides

Cbr 1000 and a gixxer 6

Be his bitch again "

Thank him for being my bitch

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Have I woken up in a sausage party!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask if i can borrow his lynx

Think what the fuck and after I'd carmed down ask him what he rides

Cbr 1000 and a gixxer 6

Be his bitch again

Thank him for being my bitch "

Let's go again

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Ask if i can borrow his lynx

Think what the fuck and after I'd carmed down ask him what he rides

Cbr 1000 and a gixxer 6

Be his bitch again "

LOL

Double team withe the one above the one above

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Ask if i can borrow his lynx

Think what the fuck and after I'd carmed down ask him what he rides

Cbr 1000 and a gixxer 6

Be his bitch again

LOL

Double team withe the one above the one above "

MrsSB

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ask if i can borrow his lynx

Think what the fuck and after I'd carmed down ask him what he rides

Cbr 1000 and a gixxer 6 "

In that case let's all go for a blast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I woken up in a sausage party!! "

You forgot the 'again'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask if i can borrow his lynx

Think what the fuck and after I'd carmed down ask him what he rides

Cbr 1000 and a gixxer 6

Be his bitch again

Thank him for being my bitch

Let's go again "

Hell yeah !!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Have I woken up in a sausage party!!

You forgot the 'again' "

Say 'My you have huge hands!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I woken up in a sausage party!!

You forgot the 'again'

Say 'My you have huge hands!!' "

Put the kettle on.

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales


"Have I woken up in a sausage party!!

You forgot the 'again'

Say 'My you have huge hands!!'

Put the kettle on."

Tea and biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I woken up in a sausage party!!

You forgot the 'again'

Say 'My you have huge hands!!'

Put the kettle on.

Tea and biscuits? "

Ask if he's bi

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Have I woken up in a sausage party!!

You forgot the 'again'

Say 'My you have huge hands!!'

Put the kettle on.

Tea and biscuits?

Ask if he's bi

"

Nice tits &c.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby


"Have I woken up in a sausage party!!

You forgot the 'again'

Say 'My you have huge hands!!'

Put the kettle on.

Tea and biscuits?

Ask if he's bi

Nice tits &c.

"

Say..fuck that was some boozy session...erm...could you help me lay this patio?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd think still asleep x dreaming...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask if i can borrow his lynx

Think what the fuck and after I'd carmed down ask him what he rides

Cbr 1000 and a gixxer 6

In that case let's all go for a blast "

Ill bring my 748...hahaha

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Have I woken up in a sausage party!!

You forgot the 'again'

Say 'My you have huge hands!!'

Put the kettle on.

Tea and biscuits?

Ask if he's bi

Nice tits &c.

Say..fuck that was some boozy session...erm...could you help me lay this patio? "

Patio?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I woken up in a sausage party!!

You forgot the 'again'

Say 'My you have huge hands!!'

Put the kettle on.

Tea and biscuits?

Ask if he's bi

Nice tits &c.

Say..fuck that was some boozy session...erm...could you help me lay this patio?

Patio?

"

Spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump straight on that morning glory for a morning ride

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Have I woken up in a sausage party!!

You forgot the 'again'

Say 'My you have huge hands!!'

Put the kettle on.

Tea and biscuits?

Ask if he's bi

Nice tits &c.

Say..fuck that was some boozy session...erm...could you help me lay this patio?

Patio?

Spoon "

Sold to the man in the hat!

*doffs bowler*

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds

Ask how i got there then let the fun begin

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Ask how i got there then let the fun begin"

You ain;t seen me on a night out

I promise you an interesting, unusual and unforgettable time

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Ask how i got there then let the fun begin

You ain;t seen me on a night out

I promise you an interesting, unusual and unforgettable time "
looks like you sneaked in then i was trying to post to the couple what a fail that was haha but thanks tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out "
cant you stay for just a little bit longer

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Ask how i got there then let the fun begin

You ain;t seen me on a night out

I promise you an interesting, unusual and unforgettable time looks like you sneaked in then i was trying to post to the couple what a fail that was haha but thanks tho lol"

You'll have to be quicker than that dude

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Ask how i got there then let the fun begin

You ain;t seen me on a night out

I promise you an interesting, unusual and unforgettable time looks like you sneaked in then i was trying to post to the couple what a fail that was haha but thanks tho lol

You'll have to be quicker than that dude "
lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer "

What did we do last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night "

Ring a bell and say round two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would think ' Fuck that was a long way to go for a shag'

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night "
was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours "

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time "
im ready when you are

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are "

Wait...this isn't my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are "

id say thank you God

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

id say thank you God "

What a night!

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

Wait...this isn't my bed "
no its not and i really dont have a clue how you got here lol

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

id say thank you God

What a night!"

I love a party with a happy atmosphere xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are "

U better get on with so I get home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that's gotta be fuck lol

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

U better get on with so I get home "
i dont usually like rushing things but just for you il make an acception so you can get home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

U better get on with so I get home i dont usually like rushing things but just for you il make an acception so you can get home lol "

Ow fuck it lets get on with it . The more the merrier babe

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

U better get on with so I get home i dont usually like rushing things but just for you il make an acception so you can get home lol

Ow fuck it lets get on with it . The more the merrier babe "

Right bend over

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

U better get on with so I get home i dont usually like rushing things but just for you il make an acception so you can get home lol

Ow fuck it lets get on with it . The more the merrier babe

Right bend over "

After you

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

U better get on with so I get home i dont usually like rushing things but just for you il make an acception so you can get home lol

Ow fuck it lets get on with it . The more the merrier babe

Right bend over

After you "
oh my

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

In yer dreams all of ya lol xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

U better get on with so I get home i dont usually like rushing things but just for you il make an acception so you can get home lol

Ow fuck it lets get on with it . The more the merrier babe

Right bend over

After you "

God go for it yes please

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

U better get on with so I get home i dont usually like rushing things but just for you il make an acception so you can get home lol

Ow fuck it lets get on with it . The more the merrier babe

Right bend over

After you

God go for it yes please"

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

U better get on with so I get home i dont usually like rushing things but just for you il make an acception so you can get home lol

Ow fuck it lets get on with it . The more the merrier babe

Right bend over

After you

God go for it yes please"
leaving some lovely hand prints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

U better get on with so I get home i dont usually like rushing things but just for you il make an acception so you can get home lol

Ow fuck it lets get on with it . The more the merrier babe

Right bend over

After you

God go for it yes please leaving some lovely hand prints "
on who me or him

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Think fuck got to get home before partner finds out cant you stay for just a little bit longer

What did we do last night was a long night of spanking that lovely arse of yours

Well get on with part 2 spank harder this time im ready when you are

U better get on with so I get home i dont usually like rushing things but just for you il make an acception so you can get home lol

Ow fuck it lets get on with it . The more the merrier babe

Right bend over

After you

God go for it yes please leaving some lovely hand prints on who me or him "
on your lovely arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder how much I had to drink last night

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Wonder how much I had to drink last night "

I have a mug covered in rainbows and clouds and a castle and with a picture of a unicorn on it. It reads:

I WANT A FUCKING UNICORN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder how much I had to drink last night "

Oooh, hello. Fancy round 2? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be like. "How you doing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be like. "How you doing" "

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be like. "How you doing" "

Kick him outta bed n shout NEXT! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give up drinking

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By *espectful rogueMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

You had lushes long blonde hair 6 pints ago

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Wonder how much I had to drink last night "
you was on water all night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder how much I had to drink last night you was on water all night lol "

I'd wonder if my daughters boyfriend had stumbled into the wrong room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ready for round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder how much I had to drink last night you was on water all night lol "

Ask him if he's taking the day off work for an all day sex session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take curious off my profile

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take curious off my profile "

Get handcuffs out and phone in sick

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Wonder how much I had to drink last night you was on water all night lol

I'd wonder if my daughters boyfriend had stumbled into the wrong room "
id happily stumble in to your room anyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorn - explore her tattoos with my tounge xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it just wouldn't happen

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Wonder how much I had to drink last night you was on water all night lol

Ask him if he's taking the day off work for an all day sex session "
il phone in sick anyday for you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"it just wouldn't happen"

I don;t think we'd have been to bed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair and makeup advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it just wouldn't happen

I don;t think we'd have been to bed yet"

hahaha

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Hair and makeup advice "

Mess up your hair and make-up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair and makeup advice "

Lay still and wait to wake up because this has to be a dream

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Hair and makeup advice "

Take her for coffee and pastries then a spa day

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.


"Hair and makeup advice

Lay still and wait to wake up because this has to be a dream "

OMG he's turned invisible xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair and makeup advice

Take her for coffee and pastries then a spa day "

PILLOW FIGHT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair and makeup advice

Lay still and wait to wake up because this has to be a dream "

Roll over the other way and canoodle with the stunning hot lady, who is lay awake on my other side, waiting for me to wake up whilst thinking... Who's this random person in my bed and when is he leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair and makeup advice

Lay still and wait to wake up because this has to be a dream

OMG he's turned invisible xxxxx Suzi"

Now you see me, now you don't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him to make me a cuppa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick her out the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kick her out the bed "

sit on yer face

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

High five myself, mikki is stunning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kick her out the bed

sit on yer face "

Gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap her arse to wake her up and fuck like rabbits again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder how I ended up in Scotland

Again

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Kick her out the bed

sit on yer face

Gobble "

Read his tattoos

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Wonder how I ended up in Scotland

Again "

Do I need my thermals? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/16 14:53:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count my lucky stars

Hold ups and wellies is a great look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember how much tiggers love to bounce

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By *orkiecplCouple
over a year ago

York

Ask how to get to the train station to get the he'll out of slough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how the fuck did I end up in slough

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd say "here's my face and here's my cock"

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"how the fuck did I end up in slough "

I'm just down the road want to call in on your way home? xx

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"I'd say "here's my face and here's my cock" "

I know I've seen both lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say "here's my face and here's my cock"

I know I've seen both lol xx"

Carry on from where we left off

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By *amrod400Man
over a year ago

belfast

Any chance of bringing me a coffee up

While u make a full English ??????????

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Any chance of bringing me a coffee up

While u make a full English ??????????"

Sod off, make your own lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any chance of bringing me a coffee up

While u make a full English ??????????

Sod off, make your own lol xx"

When are you gonna unlock the cuffs

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Any chance of bringing me a coffee up

While u make a full English ??????????

Sod off, make your own lol xx

When are you gonna unlock the cuffs "

When you find the key xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any chance of bringing me a coffee up

While u make a full English ??????????

Sod off, make your own lol xx

When are you gonna unlock the cuffs

When you find the key xx"

Are these walls sound proof HEEEEEEEEEELP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are these walls sound proof HEEEEEEEEEELP "
Smile and wink x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are these walls sound proof HEEEEEEEEEELP Smile and wink x"

Spoon her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does this keep happening to me "

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.


""Why does this keep happening to me ""

Yippee, kiya mother fucker xxxx Suzi

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Or something like that lol xxxx

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By *espectful rogueMan
over a year ago

aylesbury


"Or something like that lol xxxx"

She if she likes out door meets,

Take her to the woods

Tie her

Gag her

And have my filthy way with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of bed Suzi and on your kness. Now open your mouth, wider, I said. Now stick out your tongue. I've got something for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or something like that lol xxxx

She if she likes out door meets,

Take her to the woods

Tie her

Gag her

And have my filthy way with her "

Sneak under the covers to wake him the best way a guy can be woken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or something like that lol xxxx

She if she likes out door meets,

Take her to the woods

Tie her

Gag her

And have my filthy way with her "

Worry that I might be left in the woods

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

Tell him to fuck the wife again while she sucks my cock.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Or something like that lol xxxx

She if she likes out door meets,

Take her to the woods

Tie her

Gag her

And have my filthy way with her

Worry that I might be left in the woods "

would think I was probably still dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/16 15:40:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/07/16 15:40:40]"

Oh no how do we explain this to mrs manda

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"[Removed by poster at 21/07/16 15:40:40]"
Where did you come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask what is was we were arrested for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/07/16 15:40:40] Where did you come from "

*looking around...who, me????

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ask what is was we were arrested for. "

Oh well shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the fuck out of my house

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By *espectful rogueMan
over a year ago

aylesbury


"Ask what is was we were arrested for. "

Shoot up her round bent over arse hole for me to lick up and feed her after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens "

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Get the fuck out of my house "

It's my house dick nose

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get the fuck out of my house

It's my house dick nose "

Oh, put the kettle on then

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Seeing as your here, I suppose I should make breakfast

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Get the fuck out of my house

It's my house dick nose

Oh, put the kettle on then "

God.

Not YOU again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm start with knitter kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as your here, I suppose I should make breakfast "

Breakfast can wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm start with knitter kisses "

Pass the baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as your here, I suppose I should make breakfast

Breakfast can wait "

I'll have the breakfast you carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm now where were we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm start with knitter kisses "

tie her up and not let her get out of my site.....then start my dastardly wickedness with her.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"Seeing as your here, I suppose I should make breakfast

Breakfast can wait

I'll have the breakfast you carry on "

It's getting crowded here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Private Parts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm now where were we "

And with Poppy.... two for one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Private Parts lol "

You called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Private Parts lol

You called "

Go away I am eating here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

"

God, why are you all in my cell, jeez can't a person get any privacy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

God, why are you all in my cell, jeez can't a person get any privacy!"

who's hand was that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

God, why are you all in my cell, jeez can't a person get any privacy!

who's hand was that "

Mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

God, why are you all in my cell, jeez can't a person get any privacy!

who's hand was that

Mine "

Warden, warden!!! It's not fair, Mrs Knitter isn't touching me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

God, why are you all in my cell, jeez can't a person get any privacy!"

Hopefully it's a dungeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

God, why are you all in my cell, jeez can't a person get any privacy!

Hopefully it's a dungeon. "

Paddle or crop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

God, why are you all in my cell, jeez can't a person get any privacy!

Hopefully it's a dungeon.

Paddle or crop "

Both ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh touches everyone inappropriately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

God, why are you all in my cell, jeez can't a person get any privacy!

Hopefully it's a dungeon.

Paddle or crop

Both ? "

Greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats where my pegs went to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

God, why are you all in my cell, jeez can't a person get any privacy!

Hopefully it's a dungeon.

Paddle or crop

Both ?

Greedy "

Turn the light on so I could see him. It's just a silhouette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

God, why are you all in my cell, jeez can't a person get any privacy!

Hopefully it's a dungeon.

Paddle or crop

Both ?

Greedy

Turn the light on so I could see him. It's just a silhouette. "

Light comes on and I say;

"Holy shit. I could have sworn you were a ripped black guy last night"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask what is was we were arrested for.

Oh well shit happens

Begin round two. Cosy with three in a bed.

Sarah

God, why are you all in my cell, jeez can't a person get any privacy!

Hopefully it's a dungeon.

Paddle or crop

Both ?

Greedy

Turn the light on so I could see him. It's just a silhouette.

Light comes on and I say;

"Holy shit. I could have sworn you were a ripped black guy last night" "

No he left as I come in

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Remove my blindfold so I could see how well I did x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Remove my blindfold so I could see how well I did x"

Morning all...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Remove my blindfold so I could see how well I did x

Morning all..."

Ummmm bury my face in your amazing cleavage and ask your hubby to make me coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinch me I must be dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea please, pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remove my blindfold so I could see how well I did x

Morning all...

Ummmm bury my face in your amazing cleavage and ask your hubby to make me coffee "

Do a little happy dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pinch me I must be dreaming "

Pinch him, "you are dreaming now get your hand off of that"

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Remove my blindfold so I could see how well I did x

Morning all...

Ummmm bury my face in your amazing cleavage and ask your hubby to make me coffee

Do a little happy dance "

Is it too early for a cookie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll over "

Fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That stinks

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