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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

So Markoh's gone AWOL (conspiracy theories range between a Club 18-75 holiday in Falaraki and his quarterly short back and polish).

And then some others (who think they're too nice) won't do it.

So, it's left to me.

Rants please.

(and make 'em good)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@"

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@"

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my rant is that this is the second rant thread going!

Sort it out Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

okay child benefit rant. Had this stopped for no reason.. took me 4 weeks to get a reply despite ringing daily. finally found out why...

apparently my ex husband has filed a claim.. okay you say.. not their fault... well my ex husband sadly passed away a good few years ago... ..

they have now admitted it was a clerical error...

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"And my rant is that this is the second rant thread going!

Sort it out Joe "

Far korrff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?"

Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"okay child benefit rant. Had this stopped for no reason.. took me 4 weeks to get a reply despite ringing daily. finally found out why...

apparently my ex husband has filed a claim.. okay you say.. not their fault... well my ex husband sadly passed away a good few years ago... ..

they have now admitted it was a clerical error... "

That is dreadful. I will kick some butt on your behalf

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?

Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks "

Oh, you're dual nationality as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just agggghhhhhhh why why why!!! It's not bloody fair... Hubby didn't get his promotion

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Just agggghhhhhhh why why why!!! It's not bloody fair... Hubby didn't get his promotion "

Needs more information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DJ sweet you will need to manage this one and. Thursday Rant Day Returns..... The sequel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?

Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks

Oh, you're dual nationality as well?"

No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?

Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks

Oh, you're dual nationality as well?

No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education."

Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.

[RANT UNDER REVIEW]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just agggghhhhhhh why why why!!! It's not bloody fair... Hubby didn't get his promotion

Needs more information"

Put up for promotion, worked his arse off for God knows how many years... And it's all about bloody numbers to the top t#@ts up in Glasgow that make the decision.

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

My rant is when people don't take you seriously about important things... feels like they are taking the piss and your left wasting your time when you could be doing something else! *pissed off emojo*

DG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.

Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.

Rant finished

Thank you

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Just agggghhhhhhh why why why!!! It's not bloody fair... Hubby didn't get his promotion

Needs more information

Put up for promotion, worked his arse off for God knows how many years... And it's all about bloody numbers to the top t#@ts up in Glasgow that make the decision. "

Send me their address and I'll write and very witty but devastatingly rude letter on his behalf.

[APPROVED]

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.

Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.

Rant finished

Thank you "

That's not very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And my rant is that this is the second rant thread going!

Sort it out Joe

Far korrff!"

Fokof om jou te

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My rant is when people don't take you seriously about important things... feels like they are taking the piss and your left wasting your time when you could be doing something else! *pissed off emojo*

DG"

Work on your delivery, think about what you want to say or achieve before you say it.

You don;t have to be confrontational but you will need to be assertive and persistent. Lots of eye contact and a big stick with a nail in helps.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.

Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.

Rant finished

Thank you

Well it is a rant so sorry to the nice ladies on here x

That's not very nice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just agggghhhhhhh why why why!!! It's not bloody fair... Hubby didn't get his promotion

Needs more information

Put up for promotion, worked his arse off for God knows how many years... And it's all about bloody numbers to the top t#@ts up in Glasgow that make the decision.

Send me their address and I'll write and very witty but devastatingly rude letter on his behalf.

[APPROVED]"

Deal

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.

Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.

Rant finished

Thank you

Well it is a rant so sorry to the nice ladies on here x

That's not very nice"

Ok. At least it's being let out here and not in a PM, I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.

Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.

Rant finished

Thank you

Well it is a rant so sorry to the nice ladies on here x

That's not very nice

Ok. At least it's being let out here and not in a PM, I suppose"

Well you did say get of your chest. Once again sorry if offended but needed to say it. Thank you

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Pokemon Go Why oh why do we have to endure this? Every few months...fads, crazes, internet nonsense that'll get the sheeple salivating for all of five minutes until the next piece of crap. When will someone actually invent something I have even a passing interest in?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Pokemon Go Why oh why do we have to endure this? Every few months...fads, crazes, internet nonsense that'll get the sheeple salivating for all of five minutes until the next piece of crap. When will someone actually invent something I have even a passing interest in?"

It's called making money, Howard.

I agree, for what it's worth but that's life.

Frank Sinatra - That's Life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh oh oh, I have another one...

I've seen the "it's the tossers that ruin it for us genuine ones" line used on various threads about ten times this week so far.

Which is bollocks, blaming your own shortfalls is just a cop out.

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"My rant is when people don't take you seriously about important things... feels like they are taking the piss and your left wasting your time when you could be doing something else! *pissed off emojo*

DG

Work on your delivery, think about what you want to say or achieve before you say it.

You don;t have to be confrontational but you will need to be assertive and persistent. Lots of eye contact and a big stick with a nail in helps.

Good luck. "

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Oh oh oh, I have another one...

I've seen the "it's the tossers that ruin it for us genuine ones" line used on various threads about ten times this week so far.

Which is bollocks, blaming your own shortfalls is just a cop out."

They do clutter the place up but also give the forum harpies something to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh oh oh, I have another one...

I've seen the "it's the tossers that ruin it for us genuine ones" line used on various threads about ten times this week so far.

Which is bollocks, blaming your own shortfalls is just a cop out.

They do clutter the place up but also give the forum harpies something to do"

Joseph.

Did you just imply that I'm a "forum harpy"?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I've no rant's

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!

The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!

Nearly 2 hours now...

I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.

Plus, I've now got a sore foot.

I really need my clothes back.

My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I've no rant's "

Take that back,we don't need two rant thread's for heaven's sake!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I've no rant's "

[NON RANT APPROVED]

It's nice to see a little posititvity

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Oh oh oh, I have another one...

I've seen the "it's the tossers that ruin it for us genuine ones" line used on various threads about ten times this week so far.

Which is bollocks, blaming your own shortfalls is just a cop out.

They do clutter the place up but also give the forum harpies something to do

Joseph.

Did you just imply that I'm a "forum harpy"? "

Not at all

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!

The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!

Nearly 2 hours now...

I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.

Plus, I've now got a sore foot.

I really need my clothes back.

My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!

"

Oh cock.

Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?

Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?

[APPROVED]

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I've no rant's

[NON RANT APPROVED]

It's nice to see a little posititvity "

Oops ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh oh oh, I have another one...

I've seen the "it's the tossers that ruin it for us genuine ones" line used on various threads about ten times this week so far.

Which is bollocks, blaming your own shortfalls is just a cop out.

They do clutter the place up but also give the forum harpies something to do

Joseph.

Did you just imply that I'm a "forum harpy"?

Not at all "

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!

The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!

Nearly 2 hours now...

I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.

Plus, I've now got a sore foot.

I really need my clothes back.

My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!

"

"A O ..... LET'S GO!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£77.65 to send a shoebox package to a friend working in Saudi! Then the only woman at the counter tells me I have to wrap some things separate. All the oap's in the queue started complaining about how long it's taking an people should have packages ready when they get there... it was all ready to go an I was made to open it again! They have all day to get their pensions! Fucked off an I haven't even started work yet!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i saved mine up for over two weeks..and this is my first rant on a thursday so here goes

january got told need molar tooth out

july pre op appointment for general anesthetic go through some interview process to deem me worthy of this ( look at my mouth trauma notes) get approved

wait three weeks for operation..go myself i cope better..till anesthetist starts being an arse...why don't you have a local, blah blah ( read my fucking notes) i try to stay calm but he really is a complete patronising bastard..so he goes out of room i cant control my anxiety and i start having a panic attack...nurse catches me mid flow...i start telling her about what he said..he comes back in and starts raising his voice and justifying his behaviour..which sets me off at a rant about his attitude and he can fuck right right off..anyway, led to op prep room still in tears, where he continues his 'attitude' until i get put under...if this wasnt enough of another layer of trauma..i get home thinking ill be a bit shit for a couple of days, but no i contract a virus from the hospital..gee thanks...raging nerve pain, fat lips and swollen jaw i cant drive or do bloody anything for over two weeks..its only now i feel better enough to rant about it...to go back to beginning ,only reason i had to have it out in first place was because of another major misdiagnosis and fuck up, of a dentist .......

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh id nash my tooth if i still had it.. fucking arseholes...thanks, i feel better now.

suzy ...still on painkillers

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"£77.65 to send a shoebox package to a friend working in Saudi! Then the only woman at the counter tells me I have to wrap some things separate. All the oap's in the queue started complaining about how long it's taking an people should have packages ready when they get there... it was all ready to go an I was made to open it again! They have all day to get their pensions! Fucked off an I haven't even started work yet! "

That's:

1/ Terribly expensive - what are you sending, bricks?

2/ you can tell the post office worker she can eat my shorts.

That's just silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?

Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks

Oh, you're dual nationality as well?

No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.

Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.

[RANT UNDER REVIEW]"

What is happening to my rant, it has been 32 minutes, if I have to wait 7 hours again, I'll loose my mind .

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"i saved mine up for over two weeks..and this is my first rant on a thursday so here goes

january got told need molar tooth out

july pre op appointment for general anesthetic go through some interview process to deem me worthy of this ( look at my mouth trauma notes) get approved

wait three weeks for operation..go myself i cope better..till anesthetist starts being an arse...why don't you have a local, blah blah ( read my fucking notes) i try to stay calm but he really is a complete patronising bastard..so he goes out of room i cant control my anxiety and i start having a panic attack...nurse catches me mid flow...i start telling her about what he said..he comes back in and starts raising his voice and justifying his behaviour..which sets me off at a rant about his attitude and he can fuck right right off..anyway, led to op prep room still in tears, where he continues his 'attitude' until i get put under...if this wasnt enough of another layer of trauma..i get home thinking ill be a bit shit for a couple of days, but no i contract a virus from the hospital..gee thanks...raging nerve pain, fat lips and swollen jaw i cant drive or do bloody anything for over two weeks..its only now i feel better enough to rant about it...to go back to beginning ,only reason i had to have it out in first place was because of another major misdiagnosis and fuck up, of a dentist .......

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh id nash my tooth if i still had it.. fucking arseholes...thanks, i feel better now.

suzy ...still on painkillers "

Oh dear.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!

The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!

Nearly 2 hours now...

I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.

Plus, I've now got a sore foot.

I really need my clothes back.

My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!

Oh cock.

Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?

Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?

[APPROVED]"

I'll try anything. Thanks

If I'm never seen again, I've flooded the house and drown. That or Mr B's killed me for ruining the new flooring.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?

Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks

Oh, you're dual nationality as well?

No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.

Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.

[RANT UNDER REVIEW]

What is happening to my rant, it has been 32 minutes, if I have to wait 7 hours again, I'll loose my mind ."

Pushy, pushy!

Send me an arse shot and I'll approve, ok?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!

The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!

Nearly 2 hours now...

I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.

Plus, I've now got a sore foot.

I really need my clothes back.

My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!

Oh cock.

Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?

Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?

[APPROVED]

I'll try anything. Thanks

If I'm never seen again, I've flooded the house and drown. That or Mr B's killed me for ruining the new flooring.

"

Maybe ask YouTube first - there's all kinds of instructionals on there.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

oh and while i am at it, the hmrc have changed the boxes on self assessment tax return forms with no fucking explanation of where to put certain things you used to put in a designated box..i hate form filling, when the forms are crap...

if you change something, don't assume we were in the same f'ing room as you, when you did it, with your moronic brain cell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep up the good work DJ off for a nap bbl.

Oh someone is ranting about the Russians on the other thread

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"oh and while i am at it, the hmrc have changed the boxes on self assessment tax return forms with no fucking explanation of where to put certain things you used to put in a designated box..i hate form filling, when the forms are crap...

if you change something, don't assume we were in the same f'ing room as you, when you did it, with your moronic brain cell.... "

You need a nice cuppa and a PA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?

Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks

Oh, you're dual nationality as well?

No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.

Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.

[RANT UNDER REVIEW]

What is happening to my rant, it has been 32 minutes, if I have to wait 7 hours again, I'll loose my mind .

Pushy, pushy!

Send me an arse shot and I'll approve, ok?

"

Won't even buy me a dinner first and goes straight for the arse, who's pushy now!

It's on public viewing at the moment

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"oh and while i am at it, the hmrc have changed the boxes on self assessment tax return forms with no fucking explanation of where to put certain things you used to put in a designated box..i hate form filling, when the forms are crap...

if you change something, don't assume we were in the same f'ing room as you, when you did it, with your moronic brain cell....

You need a nice cuppa and a PA"

yes i do

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?

Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks

Oh, you're dual nationality as well?

No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.

Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.

[RANT UNDER REVIEW]

What is happening to my rant, it has been 32 minutes, if I have to wait 7 hours again, I'll loose my mind .

Pushy, pushy!

Send me an arse shot and I'll approve, ok?

Won't even buy me a dinner first and goes straight for the arse, who's pushy now!

It's on public viewing at the moment "

[RANT APPROVED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?

Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks

Oh, you're dual nationality as well?

No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.

Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.

[RANT UNDER REVIEW]

What is happening to my rant, it has been 32 minutes, if I have to wait 7 hours again, I'll loose my mind .

Pushy, pushy!

Send me an arse shot and I'll approve, ok?

Won't even buy me a dinner first and goes straight for the arse, who's pushy now!

It's on public viewing at the moment "

I've already looked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?

Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks

Oh, you're dual nationality as well?

No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.

"

What if you married a sexy older English woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.

Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.

Rant finished

Thank you

Well it is a rant so sorry to the nice ladies on here x

That's not very nice

Ok. At least it's being let out here and not in a PM, I suppose"

Silver linings eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!

The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!

Nearly 2 hours now...

I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.

Plus, I've now got a sore foot.

I really need my clothes back.

My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!

Oh cock.

Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?

Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?

[APPROVED]"

What if the towels are in the washing machine?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.

Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.

Rant finished

Thank you

Well it is a rant so sorry to the nice ladies on here x

That's not very nice

Ok. At least it's being let out here and not in a PM, I suppose

Silver linings eh? "

ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE ~ Johnny Mercer & The Pied Pipers (1945)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3jdbFOidds

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!

The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!

Nearly 2 hours now...

I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.

Plus, I've now got a sore foot.

I really need my clothes back.

My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!

Oh cock.

Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?

Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?

[APPROVED]

What if the towels are in the washing machine? "

I did insert a Youtube check-for-details rider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!

The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!

Nearly 2 hours now...

I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.

Plus, I've now got a sore foot.

I really need my clothes back.

My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!

Oh cock.

Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?

Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?

[APPROVED]

What if the towels are in the washing machine?

I did insert a Youtube check-for-details rider"

It's all about the small print.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!

The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!

Nearly 2 hours now...

I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.

Plus, I've now got a sore foot.

I really need my clothes back.

My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!

Oh cock.

Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?

Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?

[APPROVED]

What if the towels are in the washing machine?

I did insert a Youtube check-for-details rider

It's all about the small print. "

I might be mad but I'm not stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semi rant from me.

Had a nice morning at the park with my grandson but stupidly played a bit of football.

Feet are now killing me and I have no painkillers with me.

Ranting at my own stupidity.

P.S. If Joe gets an arse shot from Lucas I want one,or I'm going to rant

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Semi rant from me.

Had a nice morning at the park with my grandson but stupidly played a bit of football.

Feet are now killing me and I have no painkillers with me.

Ranting at my own stupidity.

P.S. If Joe gets an arse shot from Lucas I want one,or I'm going to rant "

You should have thought before playing footie. A soupcon of sympathy.

On the plus side, check out his profile, silly.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

My rant is for you Joe. Why isn't a music thread? I love the links you post.

MrsSB

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My rant is for you Joe. Why isn't a music thread? I love the links you post.

MrsSB "

Go forth and start one!

It's not my prerogative - you are free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"My rant is for you Joe. Why isn't a music thread? I love the links you post.

MrsSB

Go forth and start one!

It's not my prerogative - you are free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw"

Yes it is.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My rant is for you Joe. Why isn't a music thread? I love the links you post.

MrsSB

Go forth and start one!

It's not my prerogative - you are free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

Yes it is. "

This isn't my thread... I'm just filling in... you can do the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is for you Joe. Why isn't a music thread? I love the links you post.

MrsSB

Go forth and start one!

It's not my prerogative - you are free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw"

Tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, so I have not only been working nights through this lovely hot weather and struggling to sleep when it's been so gorgeous......but today, when I was actually sleeping, some guys have just woken me up by crashing and banging an old dustbin for 20 mins. Now I am so awake and cross that I cannot get back to sleep. Bah, bum and arse! -probably `feck` as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...

Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@

That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?

Did you go through a company?

Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks

Oh, you're dual nationality as well?

No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.

What if you married a sexy older English woman? "

That would depend on who's named in her will and her life expectancy .

Just kidding, I'm saving my marriage card for some other purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is for you Joe. Why isn't a music thread? I love the links you post.

MrsSB

Go forth and start one!

It's not my prerogative - you are free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

Tune "

I think you mean choon.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Ok, so I have not only been working nights through this lovely hot weather and struggling to sleep when it's been so gorgeous......but today, when I was actually sleeping, some guys have just woken me up by crashing and banging an old dustbin for 20 mins. Now I am so awake and cross that I cannot get back to sleep. Bah, bum and arse! -probably `feck` as well. "

Bastards! I hate that!

Open the window and shout at them!

[RANT APPROVED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just run out of frigging Pokeballs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just run out of frigging Pokeballs! "

You poor thing. Bless xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just run out of frigging Pokeballs!

You poor thing. Bless xxxxxxxxxxxxx "

I'm temporarily unable to catch em all.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rant. I was supposed to have tomorrow off work. Booked holiday and everything and now I have to go in because the rest of my staff are incapable of working without supervision. I don't get paid enough for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eh?"

Pokemon GO chickie.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed "

Shoot the babysitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

Shoot the babysitter "

In the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv had a stiff neck for 4 days now wtf is going on,its highly inconvenient especially when im trying to suck my own knob,advice very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv had a stiff neck for 4 days now wtf is going on,its highly inconvenient especially when im trying to suck my own knob,advice very welcome "

I volunteer as tribute.

To rub your neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv had a stiff neck for 4 days now wtf is going on,its highly inconvenient especially when im trying to suck my own knob,advice very welcome

I volunteer as tribute.

To rub your neck "

You can rub any part of my body you want my sweet

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Iv had a stiff neck for 4 days now wtf is going on,its highly inconvenient especially when im trying to suck my own knob,advice very welcome

I volunteer as tribute.

To rub your neck

You can rub any part of my body you want my sweet "

[PROBLEM SOLVED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv had a stiff neck for 4 days now wtf is going on,its highly inconvenient especially when im trying to suck my own knob,advice very welcome

I volunteer as tribute.

To rub your neck

You can rub any part of my body you want my sweet "

Would you prefer my fingers or thighs

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

Shoot the babysitter "

That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunburnt.

Not expecting sympathy from the OP,he's a cad

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

Shoot the babysitter

That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx"

Where does one get baby-sitters from?

Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

Shoot the babysitter

That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx

Where does one get baby-sitters from?

Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?"

Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Sunburnt.

Not expecting sympathy from the OP,he's a cad "

*sets up sun lounger, parasol and brings Angel an Long Island Ice Tea*

There you go dear. Rock will be out in a mo' to give you a rubdown with the aftersun.

Happy now?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

Shoot the babysitter

That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx

Where does one get baby-sitters from?

Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?

Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx"

I'm in Somerset, innit

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

Shoot the babysitter

That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx

Where does one get baby-sitters from?

Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?

Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx

I'm in Somerset, innit "

And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£77.65 to send a shoebox package to a friend working in Saudi! Then the only woman at the counter tells me I have to wrap some things separate. All the oap's in the queue started complaining about how long it's taking an people should have packages ready when they get there... it was all ready to go an I was made to open it again! They have all day to get their pensions! Fucked off an I haven't even started work yet!

That's:

1/ Terribly expensive - what are you sending, bricks?

2/ you can tell the post office worker she can eat my shorts.

That's just silly.

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Tshirts, belt, alarm clock, dog treats for his friends dog, salt and pepper Mills an some condiments. Weight was 3.18kg. Next time I'll look into a different company.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

Shoot the babysitter

That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx

Where does one get baby-sitters from?

Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?

Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx

I'm in Somerset, innit

And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx"

How could I refuse?

[RANT APPROVED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunburnt.

Not expecting sympathy from the OP,he's a cad

*sets up sun lounger, parasol and brings Angel an Long Island Ice Tea*

There you go dear. Rock will be out in a mo' to give you a rubdown with the aftersun.

Happy now?

"

Ohhh,I feel spoiled rotten

I feel like a Princess

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Sunburnt.

Not expecting sympathy from the OP,he's a cad

*sets up sun lounger, parasol and brings Angel an Long Island Ice Tea*

There you go dear. Rock will be out in a mo' to give you a rubdown with the aftersun.

Happy now?

Ohhh,I feel spoiled rotten

I feel like a Princess "

I keep telling people; I'm a cunt, not a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv had a stiff neck for 4 days now wtf is going on,its highly inconvenient especially when im trying to suck my own knob,advice very welcome

I volunteer as tribute.

To rub your neck

You can rub any part of my body you want my sweet

Would you prefer my fingers or thighs "

Ooooh thighs round my neck ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to read and actually I've no rants and don't want to be infected lol.....having a great week and going fishing tomorrow....see what type of fish I hook...

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Too many to read and actually I've no rants and don't want to be infected lol.....having a great week and going fishing tomorrow....see what type of fish I hook... "

May your rod be long and strong

[NON RANT APPROVED]

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

Shoot the babysitter

That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx

Where does one get baby-sitters from?

Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?

Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx

I'm in Somerset, innit

And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx

How could I refuse?

[RANT APPROVED]"

Thank you and looking forward to seeing you soon lol x

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

Shoot the babysitter

That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx

Where does one get baby-sitters from?

Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?

Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx

I'm in Somerset, innit

And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx

How could I refuse?

[RANT APPROVED]

Thank you and looking forward to seeing you soon lol x"

I'll start walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is that I sacked Markoh- he reinstated himself and then buggered off again! If you want a job doing properly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

Shoot the babysitter

That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx

Where does one get baby-sitters from?

Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?

Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx

I'm in Somerset, innit

And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx

How could I refuse?

[RANT APPROVED]

Thank you and looking forward to seeing you soon lol x

I'll start wanking"

FIFY

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My rant is that I sacked Markoh- he reinstated himself and then buggered off again! If you want a job doing properly.... "

I didn't want to do it either - I'm like the person you;ve never heard of who does the drive-time show 'cos the star's off in the Seychelles for a week.

Please help me

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed

Shoot the babysitter

That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx

Where does one get baby-sitters from?

Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?

Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx

I'm in Somerset, innit

And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx

How could I refuse?

[RANT APPROVED]

Thank you and looking forward to seeing you soon lol x

I'll start wanking

FIFY "

LOOOOOOOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is that I sacked Markoh- he reinstated himself and then buggered off again! If you want a job doing properly....

I didn't want to do it either - I'm like the person you;ve never heard of who does the drive-time show 'cos the star's off in the Seychelles for a week.

Please help me "

Cee Lo Green Fuck You!

https://youtu.be/2mkTPgZZXnU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is that I sacked Markoh- he reinstated himself and then buggered off again! If you want a job doing properly....

I didn't want to do it either - I'm like the person you;ve never heard of who does the drive-time show 'cos the star's off in the Seychelles for a week.

Please help me "

I've had to do 3 all on my own and I am possible the worst equipped person to handle a rant thread. Suck it up handsome you are doing fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the obsession with guys wanting to put things up your arse or going in for the (very unwanted) sly finger? Fuck offffffff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the obsession with guys wanting to put things up your arse or going in for the (very unwanted) sly finger? Fuck offffffff!"

Boundaries - this should be discussed beforehand! Ergo Your fault- rant denied!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many to read and actually I've no rants and don't want to be infected lol.....having a great week and going fishing tomorrow....see what type of fish I hook...

May your rod be long and strong

[NON RANT APPROVED]"

always use the appropriate tool for each job....they're all different and the fun is in the tease and the appreciation of each others talents....ALWAYS leave it a win win and let them go to be hooked again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the obsession with guys wanting to put things up your arse or going in for the (very unwanted) sly finger? Fuck offffffff!

Boundaries - this should be discussed beforehand! Ergo Your fault- rant denied!! "

Boundaries are always discussed beforehand.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"What is the obsession with guys wanting to put things up your arse or going in for the (very unwanted) sly finger? Fuck offffffff!

Boundaries - this should be discussed beforehand! Ergo Your fault- rant denied!! "

[RANT OFFICIALLY DENIED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the obsession with guys wanting to put things up your arse or going in for the (very unwanted) sly finger? Fuck offffffff!

Boundaries - this should be discussed beforehand! Ergo Your fault- rant denied!!

Boundaries are always discussed beforehand. "

Then it would be a pretty fucking short meet if my wishes were ignored!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rant can I rant please ....

Well I was looking forward to this meet I had; why wouldnt I it's what I wanted and he is hot. What happens? My mother shits on my plans... Yes!!! She couldn't find any other time in her life or mine to have a million and one things to do.

She's my mother so I said fine. I can still go about my plans all she has to do is leave immediately and get her stuff out the way.

An hour of nagging later she finally decides she is ready to leave her house and go about her things.

I was supposed to take the kids out. Thanks to her faffing about I now not only cancel on a meet but I cancel on the kids too? Why? Why does my life have to cease to exist just for her?!

I am not very pleased and I'm cranky!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a rant can I rant please ....

Well I was looking forward to this meet I had; why wouldnt I it's what I wanted and he is hot. What happens? My mother shits on my plans... Yes!!! She couldn't find any other time in her life or mine to have a million and one things to do.

She's my mother so I said fine. I can still go about my plans all she has to do is leave immediately and get her stuff out the way.

An hour of nagging later she finally decides she is ready to leave her house and go about her things.

I was supposed to take the kids out. Thanks to her faffing about I now not only cancel on a meet but I cancel on the kids too? Why? Why does my life have to cease to exist just for her?!

I am not very pleased and I'm cranky!!!

"

Rant endorsed (I have one of those too)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/16 16:44:50]

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have a rant can I rant please ....

Well I was looking forward to this meet I had; why wouldnt I it's what I wanted and he is hot. What happens? My mother shits on my plans... Yes!!! She couldn't find any other time in her life or mine to have a million and one things to do.

She's my mother so I said fine. I can still go about my plans all she has to do is leave immediately and get her stuff out the way.

An hour of nagging later she finally decides she is ready to leave her house and go about her things.

I was supposed to take the kids out. Thanks to her faffing about I now not only cancel on a meet but I cancel on the kids too? Why? Why does my life have to cease to exist just for her?!

I am not very pleased and I'm cranky!!! "

You need to be more assertive with your mum, ie "Mum I HAVE to be at my appointment by X time... Yep, it's 10 to, yes I'm leaving now... see you later."

[RANT APPROVED BUT SADLY]

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"[Rant removed by poster at 21/07/16 16:44:50]"

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By *evils-couple13Couple
over a year ago

Neath

I'm badly sunburnt.Yes I know it's self inflicted..But I still want sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm badly sunburnt.Yes I know it's self inflicted..But I still want sympathy "

You have my sympathy...in spade-loads!

Anything else I can do for you milady ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!

G x

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!

G x"

What is the 'mummy mafia'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6xNScZRP4

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Southern railway...that is all!!!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm badly sunburnt.Yes I know it's self inflicted..But I still want sympathy

You have my sympathy...in spade-loads!

Anything else I can do for you milady ?"

Slap on the aftersun, luv

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Southern railway...that is all!!!"

'Nuff said

[APPROVED IN TRIPLICATE]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!

G x

What is the 'mummy mafia'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6xNScZRP4

"

The over clicky parents and yummy mummies at the school

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!

G x

What is the 'mummy mafia'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6xNScZRP4

The over clicky parents and yummy mummies at the school"

Ok, I get that now - you have kids and don't have to pick them up, pretending to smile at some, hoping to avoid others &c.

I just keep it safe and don't know anyone. Fuck 'em.

[RANT APPROVED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!

G x

What is the 'mummy mafia'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6xNScZRP4

The over clicky parents and yummy mummies at the school

Ok, I get that now - you have kids and don't have to pick them up, pretending to smile at some, hoping to avoid others &c.

I just keep it safe and don't know anyone. Fuck 'em.

[RANT APPROVED]"

My boy left today so no more of that smiling through gritted teeth!!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!

G x

What is the 'mummy mafia'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6xNScZRP4

The over clicky parents and yummy mummies at the school

Ok, I get that now - you have kids and don't have to pick them up, pretending to smile at some, hoping to avoid others &c.

I just keep it safe and don't know anyone. Fuck 'em.

[RANT APPROVED]

My boy left today so no more of that smiling through gritted teeth!!"

Yes, just 6 weeks of the little buggers, I mean darlings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just offered my mates son some work, good money for easy work. He hummed and hawed trying to think of an excuse as to why he couldn't do it....lazy workshy bastard needs his baws kicked.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Just offered my mates son some work, good money for easy work. He hummed and hawed trying to think of an excuse as to why he couldn't do it....lazy workshy bastard needs his baws kicked. "

Ummm... who's in charge?

[RANT DENIED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just offered my mates son some work, good money for easy work. He hummed and hawed trying to think of an excuse as to why he couldn't do it....lazy workshy bastard needs his baws kicked.

Ummm... who's in charge?

[RANT DENIED]"

s'no fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!

G x

What is the 'mummy mafia'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6xNScZRP4

The over clicky parents and yummy mummies at the school"

I'm the lone wolf in the playground. Stand on my own and stare at the classroom window,waiting to pounce on the kid as he comes out to drag him swiftly to the ice cream van

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Just offered my mates son some work, good money for easy work. He hummed and hawed trying to think of an excuse as to why he couldn't do it....lazy workshy bastard needs his baws kicked.

Ummm... who's in charge?

[RANT DENIED]

s'no fair "

You sound like my 7 year old.

Life. Isn't. Fair.

Deal with it and tidy your bloody room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just offered my mates son some work, good money for easy work. He hummed and hawed trying to think of an excuse as to why he couldn't do it....lazy workshy bastard needs his baws kicked.

Ummm... who's in charge?

[RANT DENIED]

s'no fair

You sound like my 7 year old.

Life. Isn't. Fair.

Deal with it and tidy your bloody room.

"

My rooms tidy. The cupboard is a fuckin riot though

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Ok. I have a couple of rants

1. Why do people start multiple threads in the same forum for the same thing within minutes of each other. Really wazzes me off

2. Met tonight threads in lounge/swingers. It's usually single males who offer nothing and want their dick sucking. That's what meet board is for. Use it!

3. Tribute pictures. Just why. It's horrid!!! (Each to their own but wtf)

And breath....gosh thay feels better.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Ok. I have a couple of rants

1. Why do people start multiple threads in the same forum for the same thing within minutes of each other. Really wazzes me off

2. Met tonight threads in lounge/swingers. It's usually single males who offer nothing and want their dick sucking. That's what meet board is for. Use it!

3. Tribute pictures. Just why. It's horrid!!! (Each to their own but wtf)

And breath....gosh thay feels better. "

*shrugs*

The Doors - People are Strange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CHi_9sxj0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids party thread got removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove pokemon you ya arse that's what I say. Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is that I sacked Markoh- he reinstated himself and then buggered off again! If you want a job doing properly....

I didn't want to do it either - I'm like the person you;ve never heard of who does the drive-time show 'cos the star's off in the Seychelles for a week.

Please help me "

Are you saying I'm a star?

*shoulder punch

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My rant is that I sacked Markoh- he reinstated himself and then buggered off again! If you want a job doing properly....

I didn't want to do it either - I'm like the person you;ve never heard of who does the drive-time show 'cos the star's off in the Seychelles for a week.

Please help me

Are you saying I'm a star?

*shoulder punch"

Just keeping your seat warm, boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great Job DJ but Markoh needs to get his bottom back on duty

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great Job DJ but Markoh needs to get his bottom back on duty "

I think going on holiday is a bit extreme when it comes to avoiding your duties miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great Job DJ but Markoh needs to get his bottom back on duty

I think going on holiday is a bit extreme when it comes to avoiding your duties miss. "

Sorry but DJ, Miss A and T are much better at managing your thread than I am so next time you plan on going AWOL those are the guys to pick up your slack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great Job DJ but Markoh needs to get his bottom back on duty

I think going on holiday is a bit extreme when it comes to avoiding your duties miss.

Sorry but DJ, Miss A and T are much better at managing your thread than I am so next time you plan on going AWOL those are the guys to pick up your slack "

Methinks the lady protest too much.

Don't worry, normal service should be resumed soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great Job DJ but Markoh needs to get his bottom back on duty

I think going on holiday is a bit extreme when it comes to avoiding your duties miss.

Sorry but DJ, Miss A and T are much better at managing your thread than I am so next time you plan on going AWOL those are the guys to pick up your slack

Methinks the lady protest too much.

Don't worry, normal service should be resumed soon.

"

Glad to hear it

Wuv you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great Job DJ but Markoh needs to get his bottom back on duty

I think going on holiday is a bit extreme when it comes to avoiding your duties miss.

Sorry but DJ, Miss A and T are much better at managing your thread than I am so next time you plan on going AWOL those are the guys to pick up your slack

Methinks the lady protest too much.

Don't worry, normal service should be resumed soon.

Glad to hear it

Wuv you "

I wuv you more.... mwah

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Have you never witnessed twue wuuuv before?

Yah cynical fecker.....

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