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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Well well well that can I say"

"Treat this lady with respect"

"Till next time babe"

Some wording that gets on my tits reading verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't read them then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't read them then."

Well you don't know what they say until you read them. But yeah thanks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Are you the guy that was here before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is "this is one piece of ass" acceptable?.....it's the one that made me laugh the most

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Well well well that can I say"

"Treat this lady with respect"

"Till next time babe"

Some wording that gets on my tits reading verifications "

Nice tits tho'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/16 11:04:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes some have made me go some have made me and others .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Well well well that can I say"

"Treat this lady with respect"

"Till next time babe"

Some wording that gets on my tits reading verifications

Nice tits tho' "

Joe you left me the best one but I've kept it secret to treasure forever myself

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think some are pretty funny in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few slightly sickening ones that were wrote for my eyes only

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you the guy that was here before"

No

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Well well well that can I say"

"Treat this lady with respect"

"Till next time babe"

Some wording that gets on my tits reading verifications

Nice tits tho'

Joe you left me the best one but I've kept it secret to treasure forever myself "

LOL

Really?

You should see some of the shit I leave for people - I think, you'll NEVER publish that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon I've been lucky so far. Folks have just made me Lots! Hehe

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Are you the guy that was here before

No"
oh right some else had a similae tattoo.across their chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you the guy that was here before

Nooh right some else had a similae tattoo.across their chest

"

He must be a good looking chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Well well well that can I say"

"Treat this lady with respect"

"Till next time babe"

Some wording that gets on my tits reading verifications

Nice tits tho'

Joe you left me the best one but I've kept it secret to treasure forever myself "

Awww,sharing is caring

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

[Removed by poster at 21/07/16 11:22:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I am shitter than dog shit at writing veris I empathise with people who write shit ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pass this one by.

Best BJ ever ( yeah right, til the next one)

Soaked the bed, I needed waders and a snorkel.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Are you the guy that was here before

Nooh right some else had a similae tattoo.across their chest

He must be a good looking chap"
cant remember much about him apart from he.was called ejay and had same tattoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/16 11:25:50]

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Well well well that can I say"

"Treat this lady with respect"

"Till next time babe"

Some wording that gets on my tits reading verifications

Nice tits tho'

Joe you left me the best one but I've kept it secret to treasure forever myself

Awww,sharing is caring "

No, really, it was unpublishable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you the guy that was here before

Nooh right some else had a similae tattoo.across their chest

He must be a good looking chapcant remember much about him apart from he.was called ejay and had same tattoo

"

And the same name

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Yes, some guys are not the most creative and struggle to think of what to say poor dears lol! I have a couple with stock phrases, and a few that are too crude for my taste to publish or were written for my eyes only lol!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Are you the guy that was here before

Nooh right some else had a similae tattoo.across their chest

He must be a good looking chapcant remember much about him apart from he.was called ejay and had same tattoo

And the same name "

What are the chances huh.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you the guy that was here before

Nooh right some else had a similae tattoo.across their chest

He must be a good looking chapcant remember much about him apart from he.was called ejay and had same tattoo

And the same name

What are the chances huh..... "

I know. I should sue

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Are you the guy that was here before

Nooh right some else had a similae tattoo.across their chest

He must be a good looking chapcant remember much about him apart from he.was called ejay and had same tattoo

And the same name

What are the chances huh.....

I know. I should sue "

I think the other guys was in his twenties....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Is "this is one piece of ass" acceptable?.....it's the one that made me laugh the most "

How many pieces of ass did they expect you to have that they had to point out there was one?!

I don't mind a tongue in cheek clichéd veri when it's totally obvious that someone was taking the piss by writing it. That being said, no-one has ever written that I need to be treated with respect. Hmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love seeing territorial ones from the nutbar women. The more you tell me to back off him, makes me want to go there just to piss you off, love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some we see , we are like why would you let people see that's what is wrote off you eg, "Sucks cock like a pro" , but the cheesiest is "treat her well"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the humerous, tongue in cheek ones, as they are the kind I give..

all those that say 'treat her with respect', 'she sucks like a dyson', and 'he has a cock to die for' are, IMO funny for all the wrong reasons...

I keep mine hidden and I hardly ever read other peoples anymore but each to their own

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"I like the humerous, tongue in cheek ones, as they are the kind I give..

all those that say 'treat her with respect', 'she sucks like a dyson', and 'he has a cock to die for' are, IMO funny for all the wrong reasons...

I keep mine hidden and I hardly ever read other peoples anymore but each to their own "

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff


""Well well well that can I say"

"Treat this lady with respect"

"Till next time babe"

Some wording that gets on my tits reading verifications "

My favorite was

Shit banter,shitnsex and a tiny cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do struggle to believe a lot of the single guys verifications towards women. Especially when a little bit cliché.

Our theory is whether it was a crap shag or not. Meets for some blokes are hard to get therefore they are not going to mess up the possibility of round two by giving mediocre veri's.

For some. "I came therefore a good fuck"

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By *nowbodyyounoMan
over a year ago

Bristol


""Well well well that can I say"

"Treat this lady with respect"

"Till next time babe"

Some wording that gets on my tits reading verifications "

They can be a bit gushy but then sometimes that's ok. Depends what people are wanting to read. Horses-for-courses and all that.

The point is they're there to demonstrate that someone is real.

Personally I don't accept cam or photo varies - at face value (no pun intended).

KYN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today ive had to hide my veri's due to past meets questioning my newest. I thought i was your best meet etc.

So much for only being a bit of fun

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Is "this is one piece of ass" acceptable?.....it's the one that made me laugh the most "
ahem, quit the showing off lady although to be fair, that is one ace ass you have Mrs blue eyes

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Is "this is one piece of ass" acceptable?.....it's the one that made me laugh the most

How many pieces of ass did they expect you to have that they had to point out there was one?!

I don't mind a tongue in cheek clichéd veri when it's totally obvious that someone was taking the piss by writing it. That being said, no-one has ever written that I need to be treated with respect. Hmmm. "

I actually do have one of those that was a genuine heartfelt statement of empathy after I told him how someone had messed me around, so I try not to judge too harshly.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've got two that call me a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Well well well that can I say"

"Treat this lady with respect"

"Till next time babe"

Some wording that gets on my tits reading verifications "

Op you can get on my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long as they don't put anything negative, I won't get in a pissy over some lack of imagination on a veri

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Well well well that can I say"

"Treat this lady with respect"

"Till next time babe"

Some wording that gets on my tits reading verifications

Op you can get on my tits "

They are nice

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So long as they don't put anything negative, I won't get in a pissy over some lack of imagination on a veri "

Yeah, the dull ones are the ones I don;t put up. Be as mean, rude, back-handed as you like by make it interesting

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I verified some poor chap with:

"Thanks for than. Gimme a shout when you can walk again properly :D"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So long as they don't put anything negative, I won't get in a pissy over some lack of imagination on a veri "

I only speak the truth when I write mine....

so ask at your peril

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So long as they don't put anything negative, I won't get in a pissy over some lack of imagination on a veri

I only speak the truth when I write mine....

so ask at your peril "

It's tricky.

I met someone off here who left me a florid if slightly clichéd very pleasant verification.

The only thing I could think to reply was "disappointing".

:/

But you can't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So long as they don't put anything negative, I won't get in a pissy over some lack of imagination on a veri

I only speak the truth when I write mine....

so ask at your peril

It's tricky.

I met someone off here who left me a florid if slightly clichéd very pleasant verification.

The only thing I could think to reply was "disappointing".

:/

But you can't. "

disappointing as per the verification, or the sex?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So long as they don't put anything negative, I won't get in a pissy over some lack of imagination on a veri

I only speak the truth when I write mine....

so ask at your peril

It's tricky.

I met someone off here who left me a florid if slightly clichéd very pleasant verification.

The only thing I could think to reply was "disappointing".

:/

But you can't.

disappointing as per the verification, or the sex? "

The sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a verification that said I was more delicious than free chocolate, a fact I can neither confirm nor deny.

We didn't meet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got two that call me a cunt "

That word is in my verification off you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I've got two that call me a cunt

That word is in my verification off you "

So it is.

There's another, too :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some I've received are pretty clichéd, some very explicit and some territorial...I don't often display those.

The one that made me laugh though simply says 'She can suck start a leaf blower!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Well well well that can I say"

"Treat this lady with respect"

"Till next time babe"

Some wording that gets on my tits reading verifications "

I wrote "well, well, well" in your veri. That made me chuckle, douche!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave "wouldn't shag it with a stolen cock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got any xxx

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"She let me touch her fanny, i'm in love!"

Or

"......was amazing. I pulled my cock out of her arsehole and pissed all over her back, then she licked me clean. Treat her with respect guys."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""She let me touch her fanny, i'm in love!"

Or

"......was amazing. I pulled my cock out of her arsehole and pissed all over her back, then she licked me clean. Treat her with respect guys.""

mmmmm if only ha !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The constant verifying of each other makes me think *cringe. It's one of the things that makes think twice about meeting someone.

Otherwise they are what they are, make for a fun read at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The constant verifying of each other makes me think *cringe. It's one of the things that makes think twice about meeting someone.

Otherwise they are what they are, make for a fun read at times "

I'm with you on this.

*goes off to verify previous meets for no reason*

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