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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sad news at the nestle factory, a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolat fell 50 ft and crushed him underneath, he tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted ' the milky bars are on me'everybody body just cheered!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sad news at the nestle factory, a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolat fell 50 ft and crushed him underneath, he tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted ' the milky bars are on me'everybody body just cheered!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sad news at the nestle factory, a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolat fell 50 ft and crushed him underneath, he tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted ' the milky bars are on me'everybody body just cheered!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So bad it's good lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Like my uncle who drowned in a vat of Guinness - they pulled him out three times but it was no use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My uncle was run over a tragically killed by a Carlsberg truck..............I always said it would be the drink that killed

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

These are bad

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"These are bad "

I did one so bad the other day I asked it to be pulled

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"These are bad

I did one so bad the other day I asked it to be pulled "

The smell must have been awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine died of to much sugar.

A tate and lyle lorry ran him over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex-husband was deaf. he left me for a deaf friend of his.

To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankyou! Terrible jokes always make me laugh! (Please.no comments on my awful sense of humour)

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Thankyou! Terrible jokes always make me laugh! (Please.no comments on my awful sense of humour)"

Not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police are hunting for a man known as the "knitting needle nutter" he has stabbed 4 people by sneaking up behind them and stabbing them in the arse with a knitting needle,a police spokesman said..."there is a pattern emerging here"

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

My boss said to me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"

I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"These are bad

I did one so bad the other day I asked it to be pulled

The smell must have been awful"

No in was in danger of floating out of control

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

xxxxxx

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Sad news at the nestle factory, a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolat fell 50 ft and crushed him underneath, he tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted ' the milky bars are on me'everybody body just cheered!!!!!!"

Nope. Don't get it

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The man who invented the hokey y died last week. The bereaved family called the undertakers who arrived with a coffin to take the body away. They put his left leg in....

and that's when the trouble started

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By *hemonkeyheadMan
over a year ago

Reading

a car thief beat me up and stole my tesla.

he was caught, and charged with battery

*dodges tomatoes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine fell into an upholstery machine at work.

He should be fully recovered in 2 days.

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"A friend of mine fell into an upholstery machine at work.

He should be fully recovered in 2 days."

Knocked the stuffing out of him

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"A friend of mine fell into an upholstery machine at work.

He should be fully recovered in 2 days.

Knocked the stuffing out of him"

I'm sure he will soon spring back to full health soon...

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Sad news at the nestle factory, a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolat fell 50 ft and crushed him underneath, he tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted ' the milky bars are on me'everybody body just cheered!!!!!!

Nope. Don't get it "

Helping hand at the ready.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muJDv6Do124

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"A friend of mine fell into an upholstery machine at work.

He should be fully recovered in 2 days.

Knocked the stuffing out of him

I'm sure he will soon spring back to full health soon..."

He will have to stay seated for a while

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