FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Fairground

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think alton towers, with a twist, the fab version, adult only rides...

What would we see there?

I will start...

Cum and gush...the water ride, guaranteed to get you very wet!

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By *exualNeeds69Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick

We would certainly be up for trying every ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Ghost Train

There's some proper frights in the public galleries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The screamer just gotta ride me... what? someone was gonna say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the well hung men 'The Big Dipper'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a good old fashioned 'Merry Go Round' for many a single male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or for those who chase you that you don't fancy, The Dodgems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those who go straight in with a twist.

The Corkscrew.

The Hatters fave

The teacups.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol, big tittie mountain, lots of peaks and dips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Train of Regret.

You ride it then ask yourself why you keep going back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hall of Mirrors...do I need to explain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Log Flume ... for that inevitable meet with a gusher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hall of Mirrors...do I need to explain?"

Go on then ...

Keep it short

No tall stories

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's worth queuing for the Cock Slide ladies & gentlemen, there's free cream at the end of every ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

UNLOS

Careful, you might disappear, but it's OK, most will come back totally revamped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Big One (like at Blackpool Pleasure Beach)

When you first see it makes you excited, when you finally get to go on it you start to get nervous, culminating in screaming and tears with mascara all down your face once you've ridden it properly.

And once you're done make sure you get a picture of yourself on it with your tits out ..

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Hook a duck!

With fab members names on bottom and private rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm putting my waterproofs on

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The Tunnel of Love....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hall of Mirrors...do I need to explain?

Go on then ...

Keep it short

No tall stories "

Fat person becomes slim.

Ugly person becomes beautiful.

Men gain 2 inches in height.

Women lose a stone in weight and they take 10 years off your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hall of Mirrors...do I need to explain?

Go on then ...

Keep it short

No tall stories

Fat person becomes slim.

Ugly person becomes beautiful.

Men gain 2 inches in height.

Women lose a stone in weight and they take 10 years off your age

Ooh you're gettin cynical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hall of Mirrors...do I need to explain?

Go on then ...

Keep it short

No tall stories

Fat person becomes slim.

Ugly person becomes beautiful.

Men gain 2 inches in height.

Women lose a stone in weight and they take 10 years off your age

Ooh you're gettin cynical

All in jest my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hall of Mirrors...do I need to explain?

Go on then ...

Keep it short

No tall stories

Fat person becomes slim.

Ugly person becomes beautiful.

Men gain 2 inches in height.

Women lose a stone in weight and they take 10 years off your age

Where do I get me one of those?!

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Will there be 2 penny slots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hall of Mirrors...do I need to explain?

Go on then ...

Keep it short

No tall stories

Fat person becomes slim.

Ugly person becomes beautiful.

Men gain 2 inches in height.

Women lose a stone in weight and they take 10 years off your age

Don't normal mirrors do that for a typical man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be 2 penny slots?"

Of course,

And basketball games, any hole is a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The swingers....like the waltzers but it all gets very touchy feely as you slide about. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scream if you wanna go faster!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually been on a ride called the screaming swing in the USA

Has to have one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Tunnel of Love....

Is that the one where men are viciously attacked by dildos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The food van . . . Serving nothing but hot dogs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Scream if you wanna go faster!!!

Is Geri Halliwell cumming too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The food van . . . Serving nothing but hot dogs"

With creamy donuts for afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream if you wanna go faster!!!

Is Geri Halliwell cumming too

https://youtu.be/Wl0GDZIntB0

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread...

It has really cheered me up ... not laughed so much in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy golf . . . Lets see how many times it takes to get it in the hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Surprised nobody have mentioned the obvious yet....

The swings

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Can I be the ring master?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The house of fun . . Speaks for itself really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ripsaw

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

For the greedy girls, a giant ball pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hook a fuck

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

The very public toilet... We all shag in them so let's put cams in and put on a show big screens ... Also means we edit out the people that use it as a toilet... What were they thinking!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Scream if you want to go faster

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Naked trampolining ..... no clothes is compulsory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream if you wanna go faster!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQFUG9v6cvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut Notsoshy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream if you wanna go faster!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQFUG9v6cvM"

I'm up for riding the teacups with you hatter! Just don't make them spin too fast - makes my tummy hurt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too much of a wimp for fair ground rides. I'll just stand and watch

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"I'm too much of a wimp for fair ground rides. I'll just stand and watch

Not even a little visit to the House of Fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too much of a wimp for fair ground rides. I'll just stand and watch

Not even a little visit to the House of Fun

With you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tape measure test stall .... 8 inch cocks and bigger get a coconut and a gold fish .

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"I'm too much of a wimp for fair ground rides. I'll just stand and watch

Not even a little visit to the House of Fun

With you? "

Of course

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Where exactly is this theme park as I want a ticket xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream if you wanna go faster!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQFUG9v6cvM

I'm up for riding the teacups with you hatter! Just don't make them spin too fast - makes my tummy hurt!!

Just remember the louder you scream, the faster the ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too much of a wimp for fair ground rides. I'll just stand and watch

Not even a little visit to the House of Fun

With you?

Of course

I could be persuaded....but only the once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where exactly is this theme park as I want a ticket xx"

Its at the back of Fabland turn right as you go in then 2nd left past the timewasters rd so expect a long walk down to it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where exactly is this theme park as I want a ticket xx

Its at the back of Fabland turn right as you go in then 2nd left past the timewasters rd so expect a long walk down to it...

xx"

Haha, love it, entrance fee will be 5 pounds for single fems, 20 for couples and single men 40 pounds, must keep it consistent with clubs

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"The Tunnel of Love....

Is that the one where men are viciously attacked by dildos?"

Nope, that's next door... House of Horrors lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where exactly is this theme park as I want a ticket xx

Its at the back of Fabland turn right as you go in then 2nd left past the timewasters rd so expect a long walk down to it...

Haha, love it, entrance fee will be 5 pounds for single fems, 20 for couples and single men 40 pounds, must keep it consistent with clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogging-gems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please stay seated at all times or you may die,,, Shabba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogging-gems"

Bum-her cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please stay seated at all times or you may die,,, Shabba

"Sammy Snake" bouncy castle

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

In addition to the black hole, there is now the pink hole, and the brown hole ride. Take your pick!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"For those who go straight in with a twist.

The Corkscrew.

The Hatters fave

The teacups.x"

The teacups has gotta be the G-cups.

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