FabSwingers.com forum: if you could ask god

By *aucy3 OP Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

just one question.what would it be.

(non believers,are permitted to use their imagination).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to fill me bank account up its rather empty at the mo

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Why did you take my mum, when I hadn't finished with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the hell did ya bother??? xxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Who does your beard?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I would ask HER.....why did you make so many men think with their dicks instead of their brains?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

To show his face and pop in for a coffee and chat so i can verify him as being real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would ask HER.....why did you make so many men think with their dicks instead of their brains?

Yep i agree with god being a woman

A man wouldnt balls up everything so much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did you take my mum, when I hadn't finished with her

the same...she left me when I was 12 and I prayed and prayed for her to get well....never prayed or believed in a god since !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well when god made man, she was only joking

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What the fuck were you thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To show his face and pop in for a coffee and chat so i can verify him as being real

Do yer reckon he would want to be cam verried only if he starts wanking ...am off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would ask HER.....why did you make so many men think with their dicks instead of their brains?

Yep i agree with god being a woman

A man wouldnt balls up everything so much xx

lol I wouldn't run I would get bike out and pedal as fast as I could if I had said that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my question would be

why did you put the balls on the outside

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

My question would be...what shall I do for tea.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

My question would be: why so many time-waster threads?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"My question would be...what shall I do for tea."

God knows......

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Why do you keep looking after the moaners by giving them shite to moan about... what about us shoppers.... when will you look after us?

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Why do you, your mum & junior keep just appearing to loonies, with no witnesses, rather than to a crowd of normal people, to actually *prove* you exist!

And while you're at it, how about a "sorry" for all the atrocities committed in your name?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Why do you keep looking after the moaners by giving them shite to moan about... what about us shoppers.... when will you look after us?"

And on the Fifth day god created....

John Lewis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which horse is going to win the g national

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Which dremel attachment do you think would be the most efficent to use to cut off a penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when will the world end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why so many shoes n boots and so little room to keep them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which dremel attachment do you think would be the most efficent to use to cut off a penis?"

Bimey... you have a thing for penisectomy ( I don't know if that is the medical term but sounds about right !)

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Scratch that question, I’ll go for the angle grinder just to be on the safe side. So, my question…. What household good might I use to quarterise the stump of a dismembered penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one question i would ask god is

Why did she pick the name polo?? xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"The one question i would ask god is

Why did she pick the name polo?? xx

it's an acronym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you really come down and have a play with Mary a couple thousand years ago, or did she just make the story up after being caught out to keep Joseph on side?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Scratch that question, I’ll go for the angle grinder just to be on the safe side. So, my question…. What household good might I use to quarterise the stump of a dismembered penis?"

I usually find a stanley knife works wonders

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By *aucy3 OP Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

any spare halo's,or wings.

ps dont distribute sharp objects,to females.

a possible breach of commandment,could ensue,thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why he even bothered, lets face it religion has caused more wars and suffering than any other subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, if Wile E. Coyote can afford to buy all those ACME products, doesn't he stop chasing the bird and just order a soddin takeaway???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who created mankind before he came along to take credit for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are beautiful shoe so expensive yet so uncomfortable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why are beautiful shoe so expensive yet so uncomfortable? "

Yet oh so comfortable when walking all over us men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why make dinosaurs?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"why are beautiful shoe so expensive yet so uncomfortable?

Yet oh so comfortable when walking all over us men?

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Doctor!!! Another HRT patch over here please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does male pattern baldness get passed through the maternal side?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you taking the piss when you built the Giraffe? Erm, O Great Bountiful One, Sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what makes you so special?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does male pattern baldness get passed through the maternal side?!

Bad hair day Petal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd want to know if he really told the lads not to eat his Easter Eggs cos he'd be back on Monday. And if any of the lads cracked which one was it and which egg did they eat. Bet the Caramac one wasn't touched!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my question would be

why did you put the balls on the outside"

because inside is slightly too warm for the sperm to survive

so hanging around in a wee bag outside does them just nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratch that question, I’ll go for the angle grinder just to be on the safe side. So, my question…. What household good might I use to quarterise the stump of a dismembered penis?"

a car cigarette lighter would be perfect dont you think?

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

why let babys and children suffer?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

why am i not related to Jimmy Choo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are Mcvities robbing us of a good proportion of our orangey tangy goodness from jaffa cakes these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to giv me back the one man that was taken away from me too soon

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

are you real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes when he was killed in an IED explosion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes when he was killed in an IED explosion "

i think he was meaning that is what he would ask god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes when he was killed in an IED explosion

i think he was meaning that is what he would ask god

oops sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

How do we know if someone's telling the truth?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im going to ask him if he shags fat birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the purpose of the universe.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"If" we get to heaven, can we smoke, and are fags cheaper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If" we get to heaven, can we smoke, and are fags cheaper?

"Heavens no!" and "Hell yes!"

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By *aryDafiMan
over a year ago

Tripple e

I would ask him why he allowed so many different religions with people being able to prey to false profits. I am often at odds why he does not smite them down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is unlikely that the creative force of our universe resembles us in any way shape or form, or has need of activities such as sex to reproduce and would therefore be neither male nor female as this is a demarkation of sex for humans.

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By *aryDafiMan
over a year ago

Tripple e

"It is unlikely that the creative force of our universe resembles us in any way shape or form, or has need of activities such as sex to reproduce and would therefore be neither male nor female as this is a demarkation of sex for humans."

But it says in more than one religious book man was created in gods image.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it says in more than one religious book man was created in gods image. "

It?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

how did you make the earth in 7 days or was it 6 days ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how did you make the earth in 7 days or was it 6 days ????

you been watching too much Blue Peter.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"how did you make the earth in 7 days or was it 6 days ????

you been watching too much Blue Peter.

no im bit beyond that national geographic and discovery channel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how did you make the earth in 7 days or was it 6 days ????

you been watching too much Blue Peter.

no im bit beyond that national geographic and discovery channel

it's a big project, good luck wi yer research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont believe in god but... question, why if you exist dont you show yourself ? Because life on earth is shit, rapes murders peodofiles, starving, thirsty aids, earth quakes, tsnunamis... go on then show yourself and make a difference cos i for one hate turning the news on and seeing a 5 year old girl shot in the chest ....Greig ..... sorry if this offends ....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I was in the choir at school, were you actually listening to all those hymns that we sang for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is your favourite Boy Band ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how did you make the earth in 7 days or was it 6 days ????

That is the crucial bit of evidence that God was/is a woman. If God had been a man he would have made most of the earth and all it's birds and bees and plants and trees etc between Monday & Friday lunchtime. Seen that it was half decent, knocked off early, took Saturday off for the footy and pub with a promise to finish it off on Sunday. On the Sunday he would have pootled around a bit, flashed up a few power tools to make himself sound busy, a qick brushh up and in for his roastie whilst murmuring 'Near enough'. A Man God would never have taken Sunday off cos he knew damn well he'd end up walking round B&Q and various garden centres looking at hanging baskets filled with flowers wot he had just created.

Simple logic really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your mother a dyslexic ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was your mother a dyslexic ?"

I geb yrou pradno!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was your mother a dyslexic ?"

Fair point though Granny. Perhaps we should be worshipping a Saluki called Avi???

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