FabSwingers.com forum: The mysterious death of the psycophant.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They are here amongst us. The psycophant.

They will tell you how gorgeous you are despite the fact your profile pic is a shadow or agree with your plight,despite the fact that it's you being an arse!

So to prove you're not one,get creative and explain how you'd plan the demise of the person above. Careful...this could be admissible if they genuinely peg it!!

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Sycophant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Autoerotic asphexiation fatality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drowning in a barrel of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sycophant?"

Arse lick. Brown noser.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Psychotic elephant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sycophant?"
quite...murders the poster by throwing millions of android phones at her with autocorrect set to off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Psychotic elephant?

Poison slowly with salt!

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

" They are here amongst us. The psycophant.

They will tell you how gorgeous you are despite the fact your profile pic is a shadow or agree with your plight,despite the fact that it's you being an arse!

So to prove you're not one,get creative and explain how you'd plan the demise of the person above. Careful...this could be admissible if they genuinely peg it!!

I've done this one already.

And I would iron you to death.

You'd make a lovely crease free corpse.

Did I mention your profile was amazing? You are some guy.

Pity you have to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drowning in a barrel of tea"

Ohh harsh, drowning is my worst fear, horrible way to go.

For you I'll say as an old old granny peaceful in her sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drowning in a barrel of tea

Ohh harsh, drowning is my worst fear, horrible way to go.

For you I'll say as an old old granny peaceful in her sleep! "

Feed to death with cake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Psychotic elephant?

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Ahhh come on...you know this will degenerate into one of those spelling debates...I typed it wrong

jams that lollipop sideways into her nostrils and fills the cavity with tabioca.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drowning in a barrel of tea

Ohh harsh, drowning is my worst fear, horrible way to go.

For you I'll say as an old old granny peaceful in her sleep! "

asphyxiated by a pair of primark stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Psychotic elephant?

Ahhh come on...you know this will degenerate into one of those spelling debates...I typed it wrong

jams that lollipop sideways into her nostrils and fills the cavity with tabioca. "

Tapioca?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Psychotic elephant?

Ahhh come on...you know this will degenerate into one of those spelling debates...I typed it wrong

jams that lollipop sideways into her nostrils and fills the cavity with tabioca. "

you should have just said white knight....everyone knows what they are

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Psychopathy?

Is that what we're discussing?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Psychotic elephant?

Ahhh come on...you know this will degenerate into one of those spelling debates...I typed it wrong

jams that lollipop sideways into her nostrils and fills the cavity with tabioca. "
put alive rat inside him. Sew all his holes up then the rat can eat him from the inside

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Talking Heads - Psycho Killer LIVE Los Angeles '83

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phvKAm_v5og

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eaten by red ants

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

He's a work of art, so I'd make him one. A la Damien Hurst

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That was for D Joe. Miss Knitter would be knitted inside of a manikin like on The Wicker Man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Talking Heads - Psycho Killer LIVE Los Angeles '83

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phvKAm_v5og

Melts him into a vinyl records...not 12 inch and plays him as a 78 so he constantly sounds like a smurf

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Sycophant?

Arse lick. Brown noser."

I know. Was offering an alternate spelling.....

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Sycophant? quite...murders the poster by throwing millions of android phones at her with autocorrect set to off.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Sycophant?

Arse lick. Brown noser.

I know. Was offering an alternate spelling....."

Spit roasted to death.

May have to get a few other guys in on this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sycophant?

Arse lick. Brown noser.

I know. Was offering an alternate spelling.....

Spit roasted to death.

May have to get a few other guys in on this one.

Id piss off an actual ram to the point of demented anger and then turn him loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sycophant?

Arse lick. Brown noser.

I know. Was offering an alternate spelling.....

Spit roasted to death.

May have to get a few other guys in on this one.

Fed to chickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covered in honey and fed to the lesbians!

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Sycophant?

Arse lick. Brown noser.

I know. Was offering an alternate spelling.....

Spit roasted to death.

May have to get a few other guys in on this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make her read a dictionary for 10000000 hours without a break

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Sycophant?

Arse lick. Brown noser.

I know. Was offering an alternate spelling.....

Spit roasted to death.

May have to get a few other guys in on this one.

Id piss off an actual ram to the point of demented anger and then turn him loose"

So I'd be Ram Raided?...ouch!

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Sycophant?

Arse lick. Brown noser.

I know. Was offering an alternate spelling.....

Spit roasted to death.

May have to get a few other guys in on this one.

Fed to chickens"

Fowl play surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sycophant?

Arse lick. Brown noser.

I know. Was offering an alternate spelling.....

Spit roasted to death.

May have to get a few other guys in on this one.

Id piss off an actual ram to the point of demented anger and then turn him loose

So I'd be Ram Raided?...ouch!

Basically... And you only have yourself to blame

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Make her read a dictionary for 10000000 hours without a break

Acidic nail varnished to death :p

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Psychophant - one who kills with kindness?

I like it!

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Psychophant - one who kills with kindness?

I like it! "

A giant troll rampage.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Psychophant - one who kills with kindness?

I like it! "

Yes..as opposed to an elephant...which kills by sitting on you.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

trampled to death by a charge of White Knights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burnt to death by an exploding chimnea

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Suffocated to death by my thighs

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Burnt to death by an exploding chimnea "

Impaled on a giant sharpened novelty pencil.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Drooling sycophants I call them - so drowned in their own excessive drool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drooling sycophants I call them - so drowned in their own excessive drool!

Crushed by a giant rugby ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drooling sycophants I call them - so drowned in their own excessive drool!

Crushed by a giant rugby ball

Death from a thousand blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drooling sycophants I call them - so drowned in their own excessive drool!

Crushed by a giant rugby ball

Choked to death by the spray of a thousand tins of deep heat at the back of the school bus being sprayed on your nads

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Drooling sycophants I call them - so drowned in their own excessive drool!

Crushed by a giant rugby ball

Choked to death by the spray of a thousand tins of deep heat at the back of the school bus being sprayed on your nads

Roasted by dragon's breath!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"He's a work of art, so I'd make him one. A la Damien Hurst

Fuckin' charmin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a work of art, so I'd make him one. A la Damien Hurst

Fuckin' charmin'"

Death by chocolate (flavoured condoms)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a work of art, so I'd make him one. A la Damien Hurst

Fuckin' charmin'

Death by chocolate (flavoured condoms)

Being forced to sit through 24 hours of circus clowns as they attempt to have fun

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