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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I once went a date with a girl called simile... Dont know what i metaphor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson ......daily joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

An londoner, a Brummie and Glaswegian were in a pub having a beer together when a fly lands in each of their beers..

The Londoner throws his beer away and goes to buy a fresh one.

The brummie flicks it out and carries on drinking.

The Glaswegian, gently picks the fly up, looks it in the eye and says "go on, spit it out you wee bastard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill never forget the time i got to use ABBA's bathroom.

What a loo !!!!

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"I once went a date with a girl called simile... Dont know what i metaphor.

Very good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never fart in the Apple store.

They don't have windows...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy walks past a bakers and see's a sign.

Pastie's 50p

Pie's 75p

Wanks £1.

He goes inside and see's a huge breasted gorgeous young girl.

He asks " Are you the girl who gives out the wank's" "yes she replies" well go and wash your hands please I will have a Pastie.

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the Scotsman who drowned in a vat of whiskey?

He got out three times to go for a piss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't get it "
never asked you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said the spark between us was gone... so I tazered him.

Let's see how he feels when he wakes up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the doctors today and showed him my pussy. He takes a closer look and asks if that's a lettuce leaf hanging out of my pussy

It's just the tip of the iceberg I reply

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