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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kindness

So I thought I'd try this a little differently.

What simple act of kindness could you perform today for the poster above?

Knitter kisses

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Offer to help fill her car with petrol...oh wait....

....offer to wash said car for her

Mr G

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd make them a Long Island Iced tea cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy them pants that don't keep falling down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make them a Long Island Iced tea cocktail

I'd crush the ice

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A lifetime's supply of oxygen

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Browse their shop and make several purchases.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Browse their shop and make several purchases."

That's for Mr Toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lifetime's supply of oxygen

What?.. for free?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Make fresh lemonade with lots of ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookies. Lots of cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a cornetto

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A lifetime's supply of oxygen

What?.. for free?!!

With it's weight in gold, promise.

Ok, have something beautiful...

Scott Matthews - Dream Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7MXSbNCBI8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash and blow dry his hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Browse their shop and make several purchases.

That's for Mr Toy

Why thank make a change to see someone in here today

And in return I would be happy to help remove you little red shorts, you seam to be having trouble getting them off

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Wash and blow dry his hair"

LOOOOL - am I Donald Trump?

I give you a frog prince

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wash and blow dry his hair

LOOOOL - am I Donald Trump?

I give you a frog prince

Wine, two glasses and a nice spot on the grass

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Browse their shop and make several purchases.

That's for Mr Toy

Why thank make a change to see someone in here today

And in return I would be happy to help remove you little red shorts, you seam to be having trouble getting them off

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Wash and blow dry his hair

LOOOOL - am I Donald Trump?

I give you a frog prince

Wine, two glasses and a nice spot on the grass

Push the boat out - supper in a hot air balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt cos I'm a tight arsed yorkshireman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nowt cos I'm a tight arsed yorkshireman

Kisses are free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nowt cos I'm a tight arsed yorkshireman

Kisses are free

Big hug

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq5S5sH1Ikk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serenade him with my accordion version of The Final Countdown by Europe.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Serenade him with my accordion version of The Final Countdown by Europe."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Serenade him with my accordion version of The Final Countdown by Europe.

Da fuq?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serenade him with my accordion version of The Final Countdown by Europe.

Da fuq?"

I don't know. My brain is melting

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Serenade him with my accordion version of The Final Countdown by Europe."

Take this...

Steppenwolf - The Pusher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

And reconsider your answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Serenade him with my accordion version of The Final Countdown by Europe.

Take this...

Steppenwolf - The Pusher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

And reconsider your answer"

Cuddles and a bacon sandwich

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Serenade him with my accordion version of The Final Countdown by Europe.

Take this...

Steppenwolf - The Pusher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

And reconsider your answer

Cuddles and a bacon sandwich"

Bacon and Stilton, or bacon, mushrooms and brie?

It's important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ukulele version of the time warp?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Serenade him with my accordion version of The Final Countdown by Europe.

Take this...

Steppenwolf - The Pusher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

And reconsider your answer

Cuddles and a bacon sandwich

Bacon and Stilton, or bacon, mushrooms and brie?

It's important

Both

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Ukulele version of the time warp?"

I liked it as it was!

'Time Warp' Scene w/ Lyrics | The Rocky Horror Picture Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkplPbd2f60

(I grew up on this shit)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Serenade him with my accordion version of The Final Countdown by Europe.

Take this...

Steppenwolf - The Pusher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

And reconsider your answer

Cuddles and a bacon sandwich

Bacon and Stilton, or bacon, mushrooms and brie?

It's important

Both

Not together!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ukulele version of the time warp?"

Knitter kisses proper ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Serenade him with my accordion version of The Final Countdown by Europe.

Take this...

Steppenwolf - The Pusher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

And reconsider your answer

Cuddles and a bacon sandwich

Bacon and Stilton, or bacon, mushrooms and brie?

It's important

Both

Not together!

No not together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ukulele version of the time warp?

I liked it as it was!

'Time Warp' Scene w/ Lyrics | The Rocky Horror Picture Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkplPbd2f60

(I grew up on this shit)"

I love Rocky Horror.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Ukulele version of the time warp?

I liked it as it was!

'Time Warp' Scene w/ Lyrics | The Rocky Horror Picture Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkplPbd2f60

(I grew up on this shit)

I love Rocky Horror. "

Last time I saw it I was Riff Raff.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show- Science Fiction Double Feature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSSlYwVEMSM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He came, he looked, he left

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"He came, he looked, he left

Don;t I even a get a toy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He came, he looked, he left

Don;t I even a get a toy?

What toy would you choose

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"He came, he looked, he left

Don;t I even a get a toy?

What toy would you choose

Dunno but my missus got me a 5-speed vibrating cockring - that thing's vicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ukulele version of the time warp?

I liked it as it was!

'Time Warp' Scene w/ Lyrics | The Rocky Horror Picture Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkplPbd2f60

(I grew up on this shit)

I love Rocky Horror.

Last time I saw it I was Riff Raff.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show- Science Fiction Double Feature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSSlYwVEMSM"

I may be going soon. A friend really wants to go and she's convinced me I can totally rock suspenders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give Diamond Joe a ticket to last night's performance of the Rocky Horror Show in Bristol.

Can't see the show but it's an excuse to wear a costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him a coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He came, he looked, he left

Don;t I even a get a toy?

What toy would you choose

Dunno but my missus got me a 5-speed vibrating cockring - that thing's vicious "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rossi help him remove his towel

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I would give Diamond Joe a ticket to last night's performance of the Rocky Horror Show in Bristol.

Can't see the show but it's an excuse to wear a costume

I'm not in to cross-dressing... Maybe I could be Eddie this time?

Rocky Horror Picture Show-Hot Patootie-Bless my soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMRl55U0eDw

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"He came, he looked, he left

Don;t I even a get a toy?

What toy would you choose

Dunno but my missus got me a 5-speed vibrating cockring - that thing's vicious

It's really good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would give Diamond Joe a ticket to last night's performance of the Rocky Horror Show in Bristol.

Can't see the show but it's an excuse to wear a costume

I'm not in to cross-dressing... Maybe I could be Eddie this time?

Rocky Horror Picture Show-Hot Patootie-Bless my soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMRl55U0eDw"

I went as Eddie once, then I realised it was just my usual clothes....

so I went in basque stocking and full warpaint the next time

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I would give Diamond Joe a ticket to last night's performance of the Rocky Horror Show in Bristol.

Can't see the show but it's an excuse to wear a costume

I'm not in to cross-dressing... Maybe I could be Eddie this time?

Rocky Horror Picture Show-Hot Patootie-Bless my soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMRl55U0eDw

I went as Eddie once, then I realised it was just my usual clothes....

so I went in basque stocking and full warpaint the next time

Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRiZRMLGjCY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rossi help him remove his towel

If only my lovely

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It occurs to that Rocky Horror PS is the only musical I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It occurs to that Rocky Horror PS is the only musical I know. "

Not even Les mis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rossi help him remove his towel

If only my lovely

I can be super kind

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Offer to fix any computer related problems....

It's about the only thing I'm good at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have to help flower with her toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tea and a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rossi help him remove his towel

If only my lovely

I can be super kind

You make an old man very happy

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Rossi help him remove his towel

If only my lovely

I can be super kind

You make an old man very happy

Buy Rossi a Valentino Rossi sew on 46 for his favourite towel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rossi help him remove his towel

If only my lovely

I can be super kind

You make an old man very happy

Buy Rossi a Valentino Rossi sew on 46 for his favourite towel.

Buy myself a step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy Mrs Knitter an electric car x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dig a small hole in OP's garden and stand in it so she can reach the important bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him a real name

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Rossi help him remove his towel

If only my lovely

I can be super kind

You make an old man very happy

Buy Rossi a Valentino Rossi sew on 46 for his favourite towel.

Buy myself a step

He he now that would be lovely! Actually I do carry a height adjuster in my boot for this very occasion!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give him a real name "

A spa day and cookies

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 20/07/16 15:29:37]"

Tell her that her photos are lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scatter cushions around Knitter for when she falls over from too much spinning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rossi help him remove his towel

If only my lovely

I can be super kind

You make an old man very happy

Buy Rossi a Valentino Rossi sew on 46 for his favourite towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy Rossi a clean towel he's had that one on for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd buy Rossi a clean towel he's had that one on for ages."

I need to do some more pics i think,minus towel of course

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'd buy Rossi a clean towel he's had that one on for ages.

I need to do some more pics i think,minus towel of course"

I'll take some sexy pics for him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd buy Rossi a clean towel he's had that one on for ages.

I need to do some more pics i think,minus towel of course

I'll take some sexy pics for him!

I will be assistant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just leave then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd buy Rossi a clean towel he's had that one on for ages.

I need to do some more pics i think,minus towel of course

I'll take some sexy pics for him!

I will be assistant

Awwwww how nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just leave then."

I will buy you an ice cream and show you the sights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just leave then."

PP Ill share my cookies with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just leave then.

PP Ill share my cookies with you"

Send a ball of Vacuna wool to so she can knit an exquisite scarf for an exquisite neck!

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