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16 days worth of man cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a meet lined up with a very sexy lady today but she has had to cancel. Totally legitimate reason. But have been saving it up for her. Any suggestions lol.

Potter

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a wank "

snap, lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

have two wanks?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Yep, they said it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have 2 wanks

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Have a posh wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle it and post it to her..waste not want not and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes,snap it lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

And after it, hang some wallpaper, cos after 16 days it will look like wallpaper paste.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

rugby and tra - EURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't save it..there is always more where that came from !

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"And after it, hang some wallpaper, cos after 16 days it will look like wallpaper paste."

Puts half eaten sandwich in the bin....

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"rugby and tra - EURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sorry I felt sick after I posted it

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"And after it, hang some wallpaper, cos after 16 days it will look like wallpaper paste.

Puts half eaten sandwich in the bin....

"

haha, my work is done.

Now make sure it goes IN the bin and not hanging out now won't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

save it for longer and let it mature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make some mash spuds for dinner, saves on going out to buy the cream....simples!!!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"And after it, hang some wallpaper, cos after 16 days it will look like wallpaper paste.

Puts half eaten sandwich in the bin....

haha, my work is done.

Now make sure it goes IN the bin and not hanging out now won't you"

I AM NOT doing the councils recycling for them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make some mash spuds for dinner, saves on going out to buy the cream....simples!!!!"

I'm not coming round your house for dinner !! what's in your mayonaisse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And after it, hang some wallpaper, cos after 16 days it will look like wallpaper paste.

Puts half eaten sandwich in the bin....

haha, my work is done.

Now make sure it goes IN the bin and not hanging out now won't you

I AM NOT doing the councils recycling for them!

"

brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would have thought that with all the duct tape and spunk we have between us, that we could all contribute and fix Fab's server.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make some mash spuds for dinner, saves on going out to buy the cream....simples!!!!

I'm not coming round your house for dinner !! what's in your mayonaisse ? "

well you wana see where the sausages go before they go in the pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And after it, hang some wallpaper, cos after 16 days it will look like wallpaper paste."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you just treat your wife

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why don't you just treat your wife"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you just treat your wife

"

Why the rolley eyes? its a valid suggestion

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why don't you just treat your wife

Why the rolley eyes? its a valid suggestion "

how do you know he has a wife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16 days worth? Heavens how have you been able to walk or sit down?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why don't you just treat your wife

Why the rolley eyes? its a valid suggestion

how do you know he has a wife?"

got it and sincere apologies!!!!!!!!

*grovel grovel*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you just treat your wife

Why the rolley eyes? its a valid suggestion

how do you know he has a wife?"

The header on his profile, so seemed the most obvious of answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a condom then freeze it ........see other thread fa further details xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a glass ready turn the porn and wank ......... when your about to cum ..... do it into glass and Drink ..... you love us woman too why not you men its good for you xx lol

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


" Get a glass ready turn the porn and wank ......... when your about to cum ..... do it into glass and Drink ..... you love us woman too why not you men its good for you xx lol "

im going to be sick you never know he might be a creampie man

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I had a meet lined up with a very sexy lady today but she has had to cancel. Totally legitimate reason. But have been saving it up for her. Any suggestions lol.

Potter"

Mmmmmmmmmmm 16 days worth of ball busting sticky mess just waiting to explode and ooze all over some lucky lady.

I'd love you to cum here and cover me with your hot man juice and feel it dripping from me. 16 days worth oh wow, I am feeling so hot and horny at the thought of it.

You can spunk all over my work suit so I have to take it off, I'll even wear my naughty secretary specs so you can give me dick-tation.

Let's hook up and sort those bulging balls out... and make a bot of space in your pants. I am free until 5pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a meet lined up with a very sexy lady today but she has had to cancel. Totally legitimate reason. But have been saving it up for her. Any suggestions lol.

Potter

Mmmmmmmmmmm 16 days worth of ball busting sticky mess just waiting to explode and ooze all over some lucky lady.

I'd love you to cum here and cover me with your hot man juice and feel it dripping from me. 16 days worth oh wow, I am feeling so hot and horny at the thought of it.

You can spunk all over my work suit so I have to take it off, I'll even wear my naughty secretary specs so you can give me dick-tation.

Let's hook up and sort those bulging balls out... and make a bot of space in your pants. I am free until 5pm.

"

Can you order me a new laptop please, just covered mine in red wine at that post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

might be a few lumpy bits in it by now, you can maybe see the little taddie's with the naked eye. Best to siev em through ya teeth and chew the rest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will be doing just that. I am not going to waste it and quite intrested to see just how much there will be. Mmmmmmmm yum yum why should women have all the fun lol.

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By *mack my bumMan
over a year ago

Hayle

I thought it was a thread about mens creams like the new mens dove range. Gr8 eye cream

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By *mack my bumMan
over a year ago

Hayle


"16 days worth? Heavens how have you been able to walk or sit down?"

I'd need a shopping trolley to carry that amount around lol

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