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Compliment? Or not..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently I'm a "Hot daddy dick" now I'd hope it was a compliment and I've taken it as such, but it got me thinking... what unusual compliments have people had ? Or indeed what "none compliments" (insults) have people had which made them smile or chuckle to themselves..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been called a gilf off young ladies a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I tell somebody my age normally response is "you must have had a long paper round" I take that as I work hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great friend to have at the other end of the bar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I tell somebody my age normally response is "you must have had a long paper round" I take that as I work hard! "

I've had similar, my normal response to it is "Yeah...Beirut!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A great friend to have at the other end of the bar. "

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

You're both nicer than we thought you'd be!

Which made me think,so why did you want to meet us, if you thought we were going to be horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're both nicer than we thought you'd be!

Which made me think,so why did you want to meet us, if you thought we were going to be horrible.

"

That's a good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cute penis "

Was gonna have a look but they're all friends only....

Cute + penis tend not to go together lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute penis

Was gonna have a look but they're all friends only....

Cute + penis tend not to go together lol "

Doesn't cute secretly stand for small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute penis

Was gonna have a look but they're all friends only....

Cute + penis tend not to go together lol

Doesn't cute secretly stand for small "

Hence why I hide all my verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" You guys are really friendly and sociable "

We get this all the time .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute penis

Was gonna have a look but they're all friends only....

Cute + penis tend not to go together lol

Doesn't cute secretly stand for small

Hence why I hide all my verifications

"

So that's why we can't see the bearded wonder wand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute penis

Was gonna have a look but they're all friends only....

Cute + penis tend not to go together lol

Doesn't cute secretly stand for small

Hence why I hide all my verifications

So that's why we can't see the bearded wonder wand. "

Hahaha exactly,

I am hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute penis

Was gonna have a look but they're all friends only....

Cute + penis tend not to go together lol

Doesn't cute secretly stand for small

Hence why I hide all my verifications

So that's why we can't see the bearded wonder wand.

Hahaha exactly,

I am hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath "

Well that's my coffee spat over my monitor lmfao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get cute fairly often ... b

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave backhanded compliment ~ 'You iz well fit for a woman of your age'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cute penis

Was gonna have a look but they're all friends only....

Cute + penis tend not to go together lol

Doesn't cute secretly stand for small

Hence why I hide all my verifications

So that's why we can't see the bearded wonder wand.

Hahaha exactly,

I am hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath

Well that's my coffee spat over my monitor lmfao."

And mine ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My fave backhanded compliment ~ 'You iz well fit for a woman of your age'

"

Oh dear... I bet that one could bring a stern look or two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get cute fairly often ... b"

Beautiful would be more appropriate I think.

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By *ollypop2000Woman
over a year ago

Derby

You don't sweat much for a fat lass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really 54 i get this ofter

great compliment

thank God for oil of olay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't sweat much for a fat lass! "

I hope whoever says that ducks really really quickly afterwards... lol

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

Cougar!!!!

From a fella all of 3 years younger

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By *ollypop2000Woman
over a year ago

Derby


"You don't sweat much for a fat lass!

I hope whoever says that ducks really really quickly afterwards... lol "

Nah I just told him I'd sweat like a pig if he did his job properly! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute penis

Was gonna have a look but they're all friends only....

Cute + penis tend not to go together lol

Doesn't cute secretly stand for small "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't sweat much for a fat lass!

I hope whoever says that ducks really really quickly afterwards... lol

Nah I just told him I'd sweat like a pig if he did his job properly! Lol "

Outstanding comeback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not bad, for a ginger" ermmmm thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my ex-husband

"Considering the rest of your family, it's amazing that you're as normal as you are"

He really did think it was a compliment btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was described as a "daddy bear" by a gay guy once. This was when I was with my ex I might add. I wasn't frequenting a gay establishment or anything............

Not that there's anything wrong in that!!

I'll shut up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv been called a gilf off young ladies a few times"

Are you a grandad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're both nicer than we thought you'd be!

Which made me think,so why did you want to meet us, if you thought we were going to be horrible.

"

No lol. They meant you look better in person. As in your pics don't do you justice.

I've had similar. I'm constantly told I look younger in person and more attractive. Dates openly admitted to being presently when meeting me in person. OK i guess the camera really does hate me!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're both nicer than we thought you'd be!

Which made me think,so why did you want to meet us, if you thought we were going to be horrible.

No lol. They meant you look better in person. As in your pics don't do you justice.

I've had similar. I'm constantly told I look younger in person and more attractive. Dates openly admitted to being presently when meeting me in person. OK i guess the camera really does hate me!lol"

* pleasantly surprised. Stupid me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't sweat much for a fat lass!

I hope whoever says that ducks really really quickly afterwards... lol

Nah I just told him I'd sweat like a pig if he did his job properly! Lol "

Cant message you this and apologies for writing this here but love your bodysuit! Been looking for one like it. Really suits you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get I'm cute or I'm really pretty sure few time..

But have had that I'm a dog and a fat bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id guess the use of the word hot makes it a good thing - a daddy dick alone im not so sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id guess the use of the word hot makes it a good thing - a daddy dick alone im not so sure "

Good point... didn't think of it that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get I'm cute or I'm really pretty sure few time..

But have had that I'm a dog and a fat bitch "

Just had a cheeky peek and the last two are certainly not deserved.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

'I love your mummy tummy' (I don't have kids)

'I love pregnant girls' (again, I am just fat lol)

'Good job you lost that 3 stone last year or you would have killed me if you sat on my face'. Wasn't sure if that was a compliment or not.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get I'm cute or I'm really pretty sure few time..

But have had that I'm a dog and a fat bitch

Just had a cheeky peek and the last two are certainly not deserved. "

thank you xx

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By *ollypop2000Woman
over a year ago

Derby


"You don't sweat much for a fat lass!

I hope whoever says that ducks really really quickly afterwards... lol

Nah I just told him I'd sweat like a pig if he did his job properly! Lol

Cant message you this and apologies for writing this here but love your bodysuit! Been looking for one like it. Really suits you "

Thank you sweetheart xxxx

M&S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfab related but I've recently taken over a livery yard and a friend commented that the yard now looks like a shit tip but all the clients and their horses are happier than ever...... I've been sweeping and scrubbing ever since!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The time I was banging a fuck bud who said his bf had approached him for sex at the w/end but the fb had turned him down because, quote:

"He's just not as good in the sack as you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After sex for the first time "you must have had a c-section because there's no way a baby came out of that"

Erm.... thanks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're actually nice...I thought you'd be a right bitch" - from a woman.

"I didn't think you'd look like that" - a few times when sending face pics...never sure if it's a compliment or not

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"You're quite pretty for a fat girl". It's the qualifier that rankled.

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