FabSwingers.com forum: Measuring cock

By *orkshire beef 17 OP Man
over a year ago

hull

Just wondered what is the correct method for measuring a erect cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another erect cock next to it

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

Sky remote is always the most accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch the South Park episode T.M.I, they give the correct method there

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I always start at my arse crack, bring the tape around my cheek, into my groin and along my cock, whatever it reads at the end is clearly how big my cock is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondered what is the correct method for measuring a erect cock"

I find a tape measure helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it in cm always sounds bigger that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another erect cock next to it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Teabags? She'd know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you measuring your willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand at a table and rest the old lad down and measure how far he reaches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find using a mini lynx deodorant can gives it a real comparison

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Sky remote is always the most accurate

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...or maybe a thimble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old school metre ruler. If it doesn't match up, you're out of the club.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

If the lady moans when you get it out it's a small, If she cries when you get it out it's a large, If she moans while it's in use who gives a stuff what size it is

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Just make it up. Everyone else seems to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondered what is the correct method for measuring a erect cock"

Always add 2 inches if that makes you feel better.

With 28 meets, you may not feel the need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to use a trundle wheel

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By *orthLincsIronCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Take a trip to Cock of The Walk and ask to be fitted for a new suit. When he goes to take your inside leg measurement just whip your cock out and ask him to measure it.....sure they won't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap it on a photocopier and hit the zoom button, a la Filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand at the other end of the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AAA batteries makes it look massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the arse hole ... judging by some on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From the arse hole ... judging by some on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I do t know I think most Cockshutt of here are 5 foot plus?

(Kidding guys)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the lady moans when you get it out it's a small, If she cries when you get it out it's a large, If she moans while it's in use who gives a stuff what size it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a cockmeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say use a fabric tape measure and make sure it's on 0 when you hold it at the base of the cock, do it in ariel mode along the full shaft from the base to the bell. I just had a message from a cock I think is quite big Plato2016 (he said I can make his username public) he said it's 8 inches but I think it looks bigger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say use a fabric tape measure and make sure it's on 0 when you hold it at the base of the cock, do it in ariel mode along the full shaft from the base to the bell. I just had a message from a cock I think is quite big Plato2016 (he said I can make his username public) he said it's 8 inches but I think it looks bigger?"

Cool story bro

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I always start at my arse crack, bring the tape around my cheek, into my groin and along my cock, whatever it reads at the end is clearly how big my cock is!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too knackered running round the yard trying to catch the bastard to be bothered to measure it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the base of my imagination to the front of my ego .......and add an inch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't measure from underneath. Always along the top.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Hot dog bun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AAA batteries makes it look massive

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

Take it when it's hard and fuck a sexy woman good and hard if she smiles, moans out loud and squirts all over your cock and balls it's big enough lol

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Wrap it around your waist and see if you need to add extra holes to keep your trousers up

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds

Maybe a tape measure ??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I measure cock officially.

Any cock measurements certified by me are the gold standard to aim for.

I do 4D measurements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote!

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By *iveralandssklpMan
over a year ago

Turkey

"AAA batteries makes it look massive

Maybe!! But its difficult getting them that little pee hole

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Mine's around 14.....no sorry..the last time i measured it, i was around 14.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Never measured.. no intentions of,

You know what the say though...

Give them an inch and they'll fake a smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AAA batteries makes it look massive

Maybe!! But its difficult getting them that little pee hole

ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondered what is the correct method for measuring a erect cock"

I always wonder why feel the need to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've use all the methods above and I take an average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to take above average

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Yep fabric tape measure, hold one end on top at the base then twist the tape like you used to do with your rubberband aeroplanes when a kid. Once you've reached the desired Fab length take measurement

H I prefer a bit more girth myself rather than the length. 9" is no good if only 7" will go in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the back of my throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock one leg up, pull it to stretch it, then get your ruler out. Take a photo at same time, preferably get someone to help you. XXX

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Just wondered what is the correct method for measuring a erect cock"

Cock's have been measured in doughnuts since the mid 70's.

Basically it's the amount of ring doughnuts that can be placed on your erect member.

To my chagrin..I'm only a three.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No matter what method of measurement I use, the size is the same: FUCKING HUGE!!!!!!!*

* not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondered what is the correct method for measuring a erect cock

Cock's have been measured in doughnuts since the mid 70's.

Basically it's the amount of ring doughnuts that can be placed on your erect member.

To my chagrin..I'm only a three.

Chagrin

There's a word you don't see very often

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Our Anita likes doughnuts so if you think I'm putting them on my cock you can think again!!

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By *orkshire beef 17 OP Man
over a year ago

hull

Woman want to know how big it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman want to know how big it is "

So how big is it then ?

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

http://www.penissizes.org/how-to-measure-penis-size

mind you if it looks like a cervix baasher then no thanks..connie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure it from exactly my place of birth to where i'm living now down to the nearest metre

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