FabSwingers.com forum: Lets all go to the Cyber Beach

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's coming and what you all bringing to make today Awesome?

We shall bring Homemade lemonade, cool box with Ice and Beer.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Best put yer tits back in first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suncream a dingy and swing ball x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best put yer tits back in first

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Not a chance, there are no restrictions at Cyber beach

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

I'll bring the frisbee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall bring ice lollies for all and a kite with a pretty ribbon.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Best put yer tits back in first

Not a chance, there are no restrictions at Cyber beach"

No restrictions!!!!

I'm bringing a couple of fat mates in mankini's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall bring ice lollies for all and a kite with a pretty ribbon. "

Like the kites that were in Mary Poppins? Fancy a game of swing ball in return for a go with your kite x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of bottles of Rose

and a bucket and spade

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Thats my decision made...

Day off work, I'm off to the real beach!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm cyber naked with an icebox full of crystal champagne

Who's for a champagne blowout ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chiller box full of strongbow berry strawberries n oil thats good for tanning and sensual massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm cyber naked with an icebox full of crystal champagne

Who's for a champagne blowout ?

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No hat required there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall bring ice lollies for all and a kite with a pretty ribbon. "

Ribbon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the vodka and my pack of cards

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'll bring a couple of beach umbrellas for those who burn easily.

*Spreads out towel under one*

Cool box full of lollies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubber ring , armbands , sun hat ,sunscreen raspberry lemonade , towel and swingball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarong and a box of tissues and Vaseline

( got a stinking cold and chapped nose and lips )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring the vodka and my pack of cards "

Cracking name, love it! Hi 5!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m bringing some tissues and condoms XXXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I shall make Seaside sandwiches (Egg & Tomato) do I add the sand now or do you all want to add your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring the vodka and my pack of cards

Cracking name, love it! Hi 5!

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring the vodka and my pack of cards

Cracking name, love it! Hi 5!

Thanks

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Boat trips around the Harbour start at 11:30, ask for Seaman Stains he has 50% off discount flyers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me can I come I have cookies and knitter kisses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me me me can I come I have cookies and knitter kisses

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pull up a sun lounger lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent most of yesterday nude on my local beach...

The sun was shining, with a soft breeze and the view of the mountains was crystal clear..

Not another soul in sight - sometimes there are benefits to living miles from anywhere..!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I spent most of yesterday nude on my local beach...

The sun was shining, with a soft breeze and the view of the mountains was crystal clear..

Not another soul in sight - sometimes there are benefits to living miles from anywhere..!

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Goes off to Google helicopter rides over Caernarfon beach

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm bringing a bottle of Pimm's and another frisbee!! I love playing frisbee....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have just come back from the rocks and I have crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phah! I live literally two minutes from the real beach. I don't need no cyber beach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah but we have Pimms, sandy sandwiches, crabs and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah but we have Pimms, sandy sandwiches, crabs and everything

well I'm not coming if you have crabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah but we have Pimms, sandy sandwiches, crabs and everything

well I'm not coming if you have crabs

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They are only littles ones we can soon put them back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah but we have Pimms, sandy sandwiches, crabs and everything

well I'm not coming if you have crabs

They are only littles ones we can soon put them back

That's what they all say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's coming and what you all bringing to make today Awesome?

We shall bring Homemade lemonade, cool box with Ice and Beer.

I am bringing a fully stacked fridge of drinkies with a 3 mile extension cable. Anyone live local so I can put my plug in their socket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me me me can I come I have cookies and knitter kisses

pull up a sun lounger lovely

Yeahhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah but we have Pimms, sandy sandwiches, crabs and everything

well I'm not coming if you have crabs

They are only littles ones we can soon put them back

That's what they all say

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3 are dead already . knew I should of but water in my bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for me to disappear again I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me me me can I come I have cookies and knitter kisses

pull up a sun lounger lovely

Yeahhh

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Here have some home made Lemonade

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Time for me to disappear again I think. "
see you tomorrow for Arse Wednesday

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Living in the middle of the country I'm most definitely there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I may bring some paints and canvases down and sit in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hope you all ha a Good day on Cyber beach. There have been a few items left scattered about so have been put into lost property box. Please shout out if any of the items are yours.

1. His and Hers matching red thongs

2. A 12 pack of latex free condoms quantity 3 remaining.

3.Bottle of Lambrini

4.box of 6 Mr Kipling apple and blackcurrant fruit pies.

5.Can of special Brew.

6.Pair of fishnet stockings slighty soiled

7. And a Twix although this is just now a bag of liquid chocolate.

And finally a double ended dildo with quite a lot of sand on it.

Speak up if you want them back

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Hope you all ha a Good day on Cyber beach. There have been a few items left scattered about so have been put into lost property box. Please shout out if any of the items are yours.

1. His and Hers matching red thongs

2. A 12 pack of latex free condoms quantity 3 remaining.

3.Bottle of Lambrini

4.box of 6 Mr Kipling apple and blackcurrant fruit pies.

5.Can of special Brew.

6.Pair of fishnet stockings slighty soiled

7. And a Twix although this is just now a bag of liquid chocolate.

And finally a double ended dildo with quite a lot of sand on it.

Speak up if you want them back

The Lambrini is mine

but you can have it , I'm off for a nice cold pint in the local beer garden

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