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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am being victimised...

by a fly in my flat. The wee bugger has no interest in my flatmate but has woken me up THREE TIMES by buzzing in my ear. I have no hand eye coordination so may require a handsome man to come and squish it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet young blood

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Open a window so it cam fly away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some caterpillars in my garden I need removing by a nice man XXX

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

You can't squish it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open a window so it cam fly away "

It's bloody roasting, they've been open all night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open a window so it cam fly away "

But that could let more flies in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call spiderman......sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call spiderman......sorted"

Coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some caterpillars in my garden I need removing by a nice man XXX"

I'll have them, we need all the flutterbies we can get

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Call spiderman......sorted

Coming "

To the rescue,you're a hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call spiderman......sorted

Coming

To the rescue,you're a hero "

You know I can't refuse you anything pretty

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Open a window so it cam fly away

It's bloody roasting, they've been open all night! "

Close them do it goes to the window then let it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being victimised...

by a fly in my flat. The wee bugger has no interest in my flatmate but has woken me up THREE TIMES by buzzing in my ear. I have no hand eye coordination so may require a handsome man to come and squish it for me "

Two weeks ago a fly flew into my ear, natural response was a finger directly to my ear to get rid of it, unfortunately I ended up pushing it into the ear canal and all I could hear was the buzzing of its wings in my head and a slight tickling... oh shit thought I!! Visit to the Drs for me.... fortunately I managed to use one of those wire hair grip thingies to scoop it out... and yes it was still buzzing its wings when I got it out...

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Call spiderman......sorted

Coming "

Do you always come that quickly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call spiderman......sorted

Coming

Do you always come that quickly? "

Haha well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am being victimised...

by a fly in my flat. The wee bugger has no interest in my flatmate but has woken me up THREE TIMES by buzzing in my ear. I have no hand eye coordination so may require a handsome man to come and squish it for me

Two weeks ago a fly flew into my ear, natural response was a finger directly to my ear to get rid of it, unfortunately I ended up pushing it into the ear canal and all I could hear was the buzzing of its wings in my head and a slight tickling... oh shit thought I!! Visit to the Drs for me.... fortunately I managed to use one of those wire hair grip thingies to scoop it out... and yes it was still buzzing its wings when I got it out... "

Well that's me traumatised!

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By *ark jamiesonMan
over a year ago

twickenham


"I am being victimised...

by a fly in my flat. The wee bugger has no interest in my flatmate but has woken me up THREE TIMES by buzzing in my ear. I have no hand eye coordination so may require a handsome man to come and squish it for me "
you need SWAT

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

They can never find their way back out of windows i find ,grrrr.

Miss,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call spiderman......sorted

Coming

Do you always come that quickly? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I turned my bedroom light off last night a mosquito buzzed my ear. It had been feeding off me for a few days already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tin of deodorant and a lighter make for a good fly killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tin of deodorant and a lighter make for a good fly killer "

And awesome fun.

I remember everyone doing this in the accommodation blocks at a certain naval air station in Cornwall in 1990 to rid us of a plague of cranefly.

The building survived. No one was hurt. Millions died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being victimised...

by a fly in my flat. The wee bugger has no interest in my flatmate but has woken me up THREE TIMES by buzzing in my ear. I have no hand eye coordination so may require a handsome man to come and squish it for me

Two weeks ago a fly flew into my ear, natural response was a finger directly to my ear to get rid of it, unfortunately I ended up pushing it into the ear canal and all I could hear was the buzzing of its wings in my head and a slight tickling... oh shit thought I!! Visit to the Drs for me.... fortunately I managed to use one of those wire hair grip thingies to scoop it out... and yes it was still buzzing its wings when I got it out...

Well that's me traumatised!"

It was rather disconcerting at the time

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