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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

name and shame noww...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant!!

Did he beg you?

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

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It's fine Mikki, pass 'em my way

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

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I hate those requests, too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

It's fine Mikki, pass 'em my way

Yer welcome aint no way I'm stickin my winky up no guys booty

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

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It's fine Mikki, pass 'em my way

Yer welcome aint no way I'm stickin my winky up no guys booty

Depends on the booty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

It's fine Mikki, pass 'em my way

Yer welcome aint no way I'm stickin my winky up no guys booty

Depends on the booty

nope,,,not for me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

It's fine Mikki, pass 'em my way

Yer welcome aint no way I'm stickin my winky up no guys booty

Depends on the booty

nope,,,not for me

More for me then.

*rubs hands and mutters "Excellent" under his breath"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew that was you before I opened the thread. Just fuck him already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

It's fine Mikki, pass 'em my way

Yer welcome aint no way I'm stickin my winky up no guys booty

Depends on the booty

nope,,,not for me

More for me then.

*rubs hands and mutters "Excellent" under his breath""

I hope they douche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smithers release the hounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

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Oooh dear. What's he done!! Are you okay!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

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Oooh dear. What's he done!! Are you okay!?

don't TOUCH me there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

Oooh dear. What's he done!! Are you okay!?

don't TOUCH me there

Ahh if I've read that correctly he went to the honey pot ... Before he was asked or even allowed!!? However I may of read that wrong. I'm sure you will correct me if I have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

Oooh dear. What's he done!! Are you okay!?

don't TOUCH me there

Ahh if I've read that correctly he went to the honey pot ... Before he was asked or even allowed!!? However I may of read that wrong. I'm sure you will correct me if I have."

nah,,lol,,your soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

Oooh dear. What's he done!! Are you okay!?

don't TOUCH me there

Ahh if I've read that correctly he went to the honey pot ... Before he was asked or even allowed!!? However I may of read that wrong. I'm sure you will correct me if I have.

nah,,lol,,your soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong"

You see I knew it.!! I knew I was. Oh well. Never mind

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Mikki has been outed as a wallflower and a prude again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut up and get ya cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

Shut up and do me up the dirtbox before I bend you over me knee and spank ya wee bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

It's fine Mikki, pass 'em my way

Yer welcome aint no way I'm stickin my winky up no guys booty

Depends on the booty

nope,,,not for me

Nor me.

It's all a big gay that sticking your winky up guy's bottoms

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Awww, Mikki, show me on your doll where the bad man wanted you to touch him

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've given up with sexual orientations - it's too complicated for my head, when I'm in need.

Hope Mikkis getting the right professional support for that trauma.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Is this a double standards thread .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a double standards thread ..... "

It's a bit tongue in cheek rather than willy in bum kinda thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go buy yer wife a strapon,,I aint fucking you.

sorry rant over

Knitter kisses and hugs beautiful

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Is this a double standards thread ..... "

That's the default with all fab threads, surely...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a double standards thread .....

It's a bit tongue in cheek rather than willy in bum kinda thread

lol,ALL my threads are tongue in cheek,thank Christ some folk realise that

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over a year ago

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Mikki has been outed as a wallflower and a prude again

That's my job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mikki has been outed as a wallflower and a prude again

That's my job

if he thinks I'm a wall flower or a prude,,lol,just,,pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost track, who's willy is going into what bottom ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...I once caught a boyfriend sticking my favourite toy up his bum.....I really miss that toy (but not the boy).

So, I agree....guys.buy yer own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well...I once caught a boyfriend sticking my favourite toy up his bum.....I really miss that toy (but not the boy).

So, I agree....guys.buy yer own."

bit random,but hey ho,,wonder how long hed been sticking it up his bottom with out you knowing before you "caught " him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well...I once caught a boyfriend sticking my favourite toy up his bum.....I really miss that toy (but not the boy).

So, I agree....guys.buy yer own.

bit random,but hey ho,,wonder how long hed been sticking it up his bottom with out you knowing before you "caught " him

He was using her tooth brush before that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well...I once caught a boyfriend sticking my favourite toy up his bum.....I really miss that toy (but not the boy).

So, I agree....guys.buy yer own.

bit random,but hey ho,,wonder how long hed been sticking it up his bottom with out you knowing before you "caught " him

He was using her tooth brush before that "

pmsl

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

don't TOUCH me there

Oh wow, the old Tubes song. I haven't heard that in decades. Thanks for the reminder, I'm off to Youtube it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well...I once caught a boyfriend sticking my favourite toy up his bum.....I really miss that toy (but not the boy).

So, I agree....guys.buy yer own.

bit random,but hey ho,,wonder how long hed been sticking it up his bottom with out you knowing before you "caught " him

He was quite upset when I dumped him so maybe he had grown quite attached to it....maybe I should have thrown it at him out of the window in full view of all the neighbours.(he was quite shy about all that).

I change the head on my toothbrush regularly so I'm safe now but for a while my teeth did seem a bit stained but at least his insides will have been clean I suppose and the oscillating head may have given him a thrill.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

...and a ring of confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and a ring of confidence

Gives a whole new meaning to 'minty fresh breath'

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