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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Morph into one, we both had the same thought today. Now how scary would that be

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ok, which one of you has been feckin texting me then???

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It was a joint effort lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

now I really am scared, but I did quite like that last suggestion you dirty girl

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"now I really am scared, but I did quite like that last suggestion you dirty girl "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a joint effort lol"

Well, so long as the joint was shared fairly, that's OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PM me and tell me waht the thought was i canna remember pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah i remember now ta Diamond its me alzheimer's xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Oh yeah i remember now ta Diamond its me alzheimer's xx "

Thats all i need, to be morphed with someone with alzheimer's i have enough trouble on my own lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yeah i remember now ta Diamond its me alzheimer's xx

Thats all i need, to be morphed with someone with alzheimer's i have enough trouble on my own lol"

Who are you again?? xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Oh yeah i remember now ta Diamond its me alzheimer's xx

Thats all i need, to be morphed with someone with alzheimer's i have enough trouble on my own lol

Who are you again?? xx "

Hang on a minute, im sure i have my name and address written on a tag somewhere for when i leave the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yeah i remember now ta Diamond its me alzheimer's xx

Thats all i need, to be morphed with someone with alzheimer's i have enough trouble on my own lol

Who are you again?? xx

Hang on a minute, im sure i have my name and address written on a tag somewhere for when i leave the house"

I have mine tattooed on cause i kept forgettin the label xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on a minute, im sure i have my name and address written on a tag somewhere for when i leave the house

I have mine tattooed on cause i kept forgettin the label xx "

xx

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live "

If I get a bullseye, what do I get?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live

If I get a bullseye, what do I get? "

The star prize a night with me and soapy

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ha ha, just realized if you morphed our names you would end up with doapy lol

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live

If I get a bullseye, what do I get?

The star prize a night with me and soapy "

Just my luck to miss the bullseye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live

If I get a bullseye, what do I get?

The star prize a night with me and soapy "

Do i get a say in this???

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live

If I get a bullseye, what do I get?

The star prize a night with me and soapy

Do i get a say in this??? "

No your the silent partner lol

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live

If I get a bullseye, what do I get?

The star prize a night with me and soapy

Do i get a say in this??? "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live

If I get a bullseye, what do I get?

The star prize a night with me and soapy

Do i get a say in this???

No your the silent partner lol"

Me silent?? just ask me meets lol im a screamer me xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live

If I get a bullseye, what do I get?

The star prize a night with me and soapy

Do i get a say in this???

No your the silent partner lol"

soapy??!??!! silent???!??!?!?!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live

If I get a bullseye, what do I get?

The star prize a night with me and soapy

Do i get a say in this???

No your the silent partner lol

Me silent?? just ask me meets lol im a screamer me xx "

Yes only cos we keep running away

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live

If I get a bullseye, what do I get?

The star prize a night with me and soapy

Do i get a say in this???

No your the silent partner lol

Me silent?? just ask me meets lol im a screamer me xx "

Not enough room in this relationship for your big gob and my big gob lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

oh bloody feck now i am having the same thoughts as soapy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might get a map tattooed on my arse with an arrow pointing to where i live

If I get a bullseye, what do I get?

The star prize a night with me and soapy

Do i get a say in this???

No your the silent partner lol

Me silent?? just ask me meets lol im a screamer me xx

Not enough room in this relationship for your big gob and my big gob lol"

You win on that score anyday baby xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh bloody feck now i am having the same thoughts as soapy!!!!"

You have just entered the Soapy zone xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"oh bloody feck now i am having the same thoughts as soapy!!!!

You have just entered the Soapy zone xx "

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

nooooooo girls its my thoughts that your having, the soapy bit of me only takes over when you start having abscences and dribbling

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

hey its the soapy and Diamond show or Diamond and soapy i will let you argue between you who gets top billing

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"hey its the soapy and Diamond show or Diamond and soapy i will let you argue between you who gets top billing "

Its a perfect relationship, we dont have to argue, soapy is intelligent enough to know where his place is

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"hey its the soapy and Diamond show or Diamond and soapy i will let you argue between you who gets top billing

Its a perfect relationship, we dont have to argue, soapy is intelligent enough to know where his place is "

I bet he wants his name first

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"hey its the soapy and Diamond show or Diamond and soapy i will let you argue between you who gets top billing

Its a perfect relationship, we dont have to argue, soapy is intelligent enough to know where his place is

I bet he wants his name first "

What a man wants and what a man gets are two different things

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"hey its the soapy and Diamond show or Diamond and soapy i will let you argue between you who gets top billing

Its a perfect relationship, we dont have to argue, soapy is intelligent enough to know where his place is

I bet he wants his name first

What a man wants and what a man gets are two different things "

the real trick is making him think he wanted what he ended up with all alng haha

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"hey its the soapy and Diamond show or Diamond and soapy i will let you argue between you who gets top billing

Its a perfect relationship, we dont have to argue, soapy is intelligent enough to know where his place is

I bet he wants his name first

What a man wants and what a man gets are two different things

the real trick is making him think he wanted what he ended up with all alng haha"

Ask Jay, i got a degree in it lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"hey its the soapy and Diamond show or Diamond and soapy i will let you argue between you who gets top billing

Its a perfect relationship, we dont have to argue, soapy is intelligent enough to know where his place is "

only cos I taught him

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"hey its the soapy and Diamond show or Diamond and soapy i will let you argue between you who gets top billing

Its a perfect relationship, we dont have to argue, soapy is intelligent enough to know where his place is

only cos I taught him "

Obviously, wendy. Your a woman.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I reckon Soapy gets to wear the trousers....he just doesn't get to choose which ones he wears...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey its the soapy and Diamond show or Diamond and soapy i will let you argue between you who gets top billing

Its a perfect relationship, we dont have to argue, soapy is intelligent enough to know where his place is

only cos I taught him "

Pisser funniest thing ive heard in ages xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon Soapy gets to wear the trousers....he just doesn't get to choose which ones he wears... "

Why the fook do you have ta be soooo bloody right lol xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I reckon Soapy gets to wear the trousers....he just doesn't get to choose which ones he wears...

Why the fook do you have ta be soooo bloody right lol xx "

so true Jane......

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I reckon Soapy gets to wear the trousers....he just doesn't get to choose which ones he wears...

Why the fook do you have ta be soooo bloody right lol xx "

errrrrrrr cause shes a woman

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Guys like to think they are charge....Us women KNOW we are in charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon Soapy gets to wear the trousers....he just doesn't get to choose which ones he wears...

Why the fook do you have ta be soooo bloody right lol xx

errrrrrrr cause shes a woman "

Answer me this if women are soooo bloody intelligent and worldly wise

If women could manage soo successfully without men

If men are sooo bloody awkward,nasty,lazy,inconsiderate bastards

Why the fook do you dozy bints give birth to us???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon Soapy gets to wear the trousers....he just doesn't get to choose which ones he wears...

Why the fook do you have ta be soooo bloody right lol xx

errrrrrrr cause shes a woman

Answer me this if women are soooo bloody intelligent and worldly wise

If women could manage soo successfully without men

If men are sooo bloody awkward,nasty,lazy,inconsiderate bastards

Why the fook do you dozy bints give birth to us??? "

trial runs for making perfect women hahaha

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I reckon Soapy gets to wear the trousers....he just doesn't get to choose which ones he wears...

Why the fook do you have ta be soooo bloody right lol xx

errrrrrrr cause shes a woman

Answer me this if women are soooo bloody intelligent and worldly wise

If women could manage soo successfully without men

If men are sooo bloody awkward,nasty,lazy,inconsiderate bastards

Why the fook do you dozy bints give birth to us??? "

You go for it soapy soapy soapy

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Told you to wear that plank tied to your feet Soapy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na problem mate the trick is ta let em out a bit and then box em in xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Told you to wear that plank tied to your feet Soapy! "

he'll be wearing it round his head soon!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told you to wear that plank tied to your feet Soapy!

he'll be wearing it round his head soon!!!"

Na not fa a few weeks at least babe lol and in fa a penny and all that lol xx

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

your names melded make...........i dynamo spams oldies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your names melded make...........i dynamo spams oldies "

Bag imthe dynamo xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

hahahaha, more like the spam!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha, more like the spam!!"

Mmmm gettin better at last darlin xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"hahahaha, more like the spam!!

Mmmm gettin better at last darlin xx "

I told you. lungs and heart are poorly, brain still in fine working order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahaha, more like the spam!!

Mmmm gettin better at last darlin xx

I told you. lungs and heart are poorly, brain still in fine working order"

Debatable definition of working order xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"hahahaha, more like the spam!!

Mmmm gettin better at last darlin xx

I told you. lungs and heart are poorly, brain still in fine working order

Debatable definition of working order xx "

better than yours anyway!!!

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