FabSwingers.com forum: PA needed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.

Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.

So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !

Apply via PM.

(Pay and perks to be negotiated)

Many thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold my penis. And I'm sarcastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like holding my own penis does that help me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold a penis and it doesn't have to be mine.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Minion wanted?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Here's my resume

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minion wanted? "

Can I be called Dave.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Minion wanted?

Can I be called Dave."

Your avatar scares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minion wanted?

Can I be called Dave.

Your avatar scares me

Scare you more if I took it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm. I'm goid at sucking a penis, but I don't think I've ever just held one. I guess I'll have to pass.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Minion wanted?

Can I be called Dave.

Your avatar scares me

Scare you more if I took it off."

I doubt that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minion wanted? "

Mignonne wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcastic penis....there's a band name for you

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I think I meet all the requirements but I'm not sure I want to go rifling through your box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm. I'm goid at sucking a penis, but I don't think I've ever just held one. I guess I'll have to pass.

it's the taking part that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I meet all the requirements but I'm not sure I want to go rifling through your box

Can we go rifling in yours then?

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"I think I meet all the requirements but I'm not sure I want to go rifling through your box

Can we go rifling in yours then?

Advertise your own vacancy LOL, this one belongs to the bearded wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it if the pay's more than £50K I'll suck it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much every hand you've ever shaken has had a penis in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*cough* did someone say PA?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.

Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.

So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !

Apply via PM.

(Pay and perks to be negotiated)

Many thanks

It's the penis holding that's puts me off applying. I mean, as if I've ever done such a thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.

Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.

So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !

Apply via PM.

(Pay and perks to be negotiated)

Many thanks

It's the penis holding that's puts me off applying. I mean, as if I've ever done such a thing.

I'm sure a training course could be organised.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

As much as would love to be your PA, and be very good at it too, I'm branching out into nursing for the next 6 months at least.

Sorry x

JG x

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Minion wanted?

Can I be called Dave.

Your avatar scares me

Scare you more if I took it off."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response

Yes but you know he would of offered us hobnobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I meet all the requirements but I'm not sure I want to go rifling through your box

But but if you go.off and PA who is going to be my seal buddy

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oooooo I'll apply for this. Can you expand on the reward bit pretty please?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response

Tea

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response

Tea

Cake

Oh come on you can't beat a good cupper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response

I'd have done it for tea and cake.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response

Tea

Cake

Oh come on you can't beat a good cupper

Water perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response

Tea

Cake

Oh come on you can't beat a good cupper

Water perhaps "

far be for me to argue with a lady, water it is

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm an administrator in my second job, and proficient at handling penises. You need me.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Only one person asked about the salary? You lot are weird!

And before you ask OP... you couldn't afford me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I meet all the requirements but I'm not sure I want to go rifling through your box

I thought you loved adventure ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.

Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.

So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !

Apply via PM.

(Pay and perks to be negotiated)

Many thanks

I always wondered if you are Dandan Bilzerian. If you are then I shall get my pencil skirt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.

Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.

So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !

Apply via PM.

(Pay and perks to be negotiated)

Many thanks

It's the penis holding that's puts me off applying. I mean, as if I've ever done such a thing.

I'm sure a training course could be organised."

Oh yes there will be one

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response

Tea

Cake

cake or death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooooo I'll apply for this. Can you expand on the reward bit pretty please?

We will discuss it in private, topless around a cool lychee juice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm an administrator in my second job, and proficient at handling penises. You need me."

So I heard, what else can you do ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one person asked about the salary? You lot are weird!

And before you ask OP... you couldn't afford me!

Even if I buy you a lollipop ?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

You couldn't afford me OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.

Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.

So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !

Apply via PM.

(Pay and perks to be negotiated)

Many thanks

I always wondered if you are Dandan Bilzerian. If you are then I shall get my pencil skirt.

When shall we all see that ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You couldn't afford me OP

Try me bella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be your PA and personally respond to all your winks and messages, if you'd be my PA and personally respond to my winks and messages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be your PA and personally respond to all your winks and messages, if you'd be my PA and personally respond to my winks and messages. "

Wait a minute !

I am not sure, wait, I am SURE that I do NOT want to look at cock pics all days

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response

Tea

Cake

cake or death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY"

Cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be your PA and personally respond to all your winks and messages, if you'd be my PA and personally respond to my winks and messages.

Wait a minute !

I am not sure, wait, I am SURE that I do NOT want to look at cock pics all days

Half of them don't even enclose one! All you'd have to do really is keep the inbox tidy and delete everything!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Only one person asked about the salary? You lot are weird!

And before you ask OP... you couldn't afford me!

Even if I buy you a lollipop ? "

What flavour?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response

Tea

Cake

Oh come on you can't beat a good cupper

Water perhaps

far be for me to argue with a lady, water it is

Good man! That's for not arguing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one person asked about the salary? You lot are weird!

And before you ask OP... you couldn't afford me!

Even if I buy you a lollipop ?

What flavour?

Lychee ?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Only one person asked about the salary? You lot are weird!

And before you ask OP... you couldn't afford me!

Even if I buy you a lollipop ?

What flavour?

Lychee ? "

Your T&Cs are rubbish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one person asked about the salary? You lot are weird!

And before you ask OP... you couldn't afford me!

Even if I buy you a lollipop ?

What flavour?

Lychee ?

Your T&Cs are rubbish!

Well we can't be good at everything,hence why I need a PA

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Only one person asked about the salary? You lot are weird!

And before you ask OP... you couldn't afford me!

Even if I buy you a lollipop ?

What flavour?

Lychee ?

Your T&Cs are rubbish!

Well we can't be good at everything,hence why I need a PA

When you find one let me know and I can see if her lollipop is more appetising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm. I'm goid at sucking a penis, but I don't think I've ever just held one. I guess I'll have to pass.

it's the taking part that counts

Ok, I'm willing to rethink the penis holding if I get to answer Greg's message that you would totally love to stir your morning coffee with his morning glory.

Deal?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"You couldn't afford me OP

Try me bella

I have every intention of 'trying you' carissimo

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.

Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.

So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !

Apply via PM.

(Pay and perks to be negotiated)

Many thanks

PA you say how could I possibly say no... Do I get to stroke your beard too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You couldn't afford me OP

Try me bella

I have every intention of 'trying you' carissimo

Talk is cheap bella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.

Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.

So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !

Apply via PM.

(Pay and perks to be negotiated)

Many thanks

PA you say how could I possibly say no... Do I get to stroke your beard too? "

No, but cutting my feet nails you can

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.

Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.

So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !

Apply via PM.

(Pay and perks to be negotiated)

Many thanks

PA you say how could I possibly say no... Do I get to stroke your beard too?

No, but cutting my feet nails you can

Well I do Dicks so wouldn't be an issue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.

Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.

So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !

Apply via PM.

(Pay and perks to be negotiated)

Many thanks

PA you say how could I possibly say no... Do I get to stroke your beard too?

No, but cutting my feet nails you can

Well I do Dicks so wouldn't be an issue

Well audition will be held on the 30th July, bring all your gears

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm an administrator in my second job, and proficient at handling penises. You need me.

So I heard, what else can you do ?

I will keep you in order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a expert at holding my own penis but that's as far as I'm willing to go, I would even go as far as feeling and tasting any potential meets as I wouldn't like my employer to get his hands dirty

Do the perks include viewing any pictures the Women send

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm an administrator in my second job, and proficient at handling penises. You need me.

So I heard, what else can you do ?

I will keep you in order."

I have no doubt about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a expert at holding my own penis but that's as far as I'm willing to go, I would even go as far as feeling and tasting any potential meets as I wouldn't like my employer to get his hands dirty

Do the perks include viewing any pictures the Women send

Hahaha love your sense of devotion for your new employer

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"I think I meet all the requirements but I'm not sure I want to go rifling through your box

But but if you go.off and PA who is going to be my seal buddy

Seals for real, seals FOREVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarcastic penis....there's a band name for you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sarcastic. No, never.

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