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Help.... There's a killer moth in my front room

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

It's huge, nasty flappy wings, chasing me as I try and dodge through the door..

Help me it's gonna ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you got a big shoe? that's what id give to my hubby to get it gone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's huge, nasty flappy wings, chasing me as I try and dodge through the door..

Help me it's gonna ...."
You have come to the right guy . I am a legend moth slayer

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its just a furry butterfly. I evicted a lovely big moff today.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"It's huge, nasty flappy wings, chasing me as I try and dodge through the door..

Help me it's gonna .... You have come to the right guy . I am a legend moth slayer "

You'd be curled up in a ball whimpering in 2 mins.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"It's huge, nasty flappy wings, chasing me as I try and dodge through the door..

Help me it's gonna ...."

Wait until your asleep and lay moth eggs in your ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's huge, nasty flappy wings, chasing me as I try and dodge through the door..

Help me it's gonna .... You have come to the right guy . I am a legend moth slayer "

Someone explain this story to me please?

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

rolled up newspaper normally gets them

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By *tevelizCouple
over a year ago

northampton


"It's huge, nasty flappy wings, chasing me as I try and dodge through the door..turn the light off open door and shine a light outside

Help me it's gonna ...."

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Sprinkle your nipples with moth dust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love butterflies but moths for some reason scare the bejesus out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open doors and windows. Turn off indoor lights and turn on outdoor lights. I will find its was out.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

Hover!

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By *.T.AMan
over a year ago

hull

Turn the light on in another room turn the light off in the with moth shut the door when he leaves

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Turn the light on in another room turn the light off in the with moth shut the door when he leaves

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He's bloody big enough to turn the lights of himself !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's huge, nasty flappy wings, chasing me as I try and dodge through the door..

Help me it's gonna .... You have come to the right guy . I am a legend moth slayer "

False advertising. The moth always wins

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Had one in the shed last ... I thought it had gone and then out of fucking nowhere it flew straight into my head, bounced off and hit my hand and then disappeared... I screamed like a little girl.

A few weeks ago one was in my room. I left the landing light on and bedroom door open and told it it had half an hour to get the fuck out or it was gonna die... I came back to find it on the wall..... :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's huge, nasty flappy wings, chasing me as I try and dodge through the door..

Help me it's gonna .... You have come to the right guy . I am a legend moth slayer

You'd be curled up in a ball whimpering in 2 mins. "
Yeah but that one was huge . I can kill little uns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's huge, nasty flappy wings, chasing me as I try and dodge through the door..

Help me it's gonna .... You have come to the right guy . I am a legend moth slayer

False advertising. The moth always wins "
one day I will fight back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't kill it, it's harmless, just wait for it to land somewhere and then put a glass over it and then slide a piece of card over the glass, then just let it go outside. Moths are just butterflies in cheaper coats really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always find leaving the house and staying with a friend for a few weeks till the moth fucks off .a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like blade when it comes to moths... me and my slipper. I take no prisoners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only sensible options are to pack your bags and move out or burn the house down

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Turn the light on in another room turn the light off in the with moth shut the door when he leaves

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Exactly, big wusses! I like moffs. And bats - I had a pet bat in my last stable yard called 'Battie'. Mind you, I suppose he ate moths?? I know, open the window and let the bat come in and eat the moth! Result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair spray n lighter... Think "Apocalypse Now" attack pattern

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try and catch it on one of your hands. just let it fly onto it. they're actually pretty friendly like.

i love moths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's huge, nasty flappy wings, chasing me as I try and dodge through the door..

Help me it's gonna ....

Wait until your asleep and lay moth eggs in your ear "

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