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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.

So please stay inside where you belong.

Thanks

(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Charming!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.

So please stay inside where you belong.

Thanks

(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )"

Ok smelly we'll do as you ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well,you can have my seat anytime. I'd rather stay inside than taste stale cigarette smoke or,second hand vapor.

Much prefer to enjoy my meal or,drink without additional flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.

So please stay inside where you belong.

Thanks

(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )"

Made me chuckle XXX

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Serious or not it's a bloody good point !

How many points of the law does all season sitting give a smoker priority over a summer fling non smoker ?

Push them out of the chairs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping all the smokers would be dead by summer

*as the op, if people think I'm being serious. Get a life

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.

So please stay inside where you belong.

Thanks

(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )"

But I'm in my own garden

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.

So please stay inside where you belong.

Thanks

(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )

But I'm in my own garden "

Its my garden now.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.

So please stay inside where you belong.

Thanks

(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )

But I'm in my own garden

Its my garden now. "

It's big enough to share

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*knocks up a double smoking hammock for me & Wryd in _uxom red's garden

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"*knocks up a double smoking hammock for me & Wryd in _uxom red's garden "

Budge up

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"*knocks up a double smoking hammock for me & Wryd in _uxom red's garden

Budge up "

Don't forget the ashtrays, or are you being posh and using empty beer cans?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"*knocks up a double smoking hammock for me & Wryd in _uxom red's garden

Budge up

Don't forget the ashtrays, or are you being posh and using empty beer cans? "

Have an ashtray already out for when smoking friends come over.

Whose coming for a bounce on the trampoline then?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"*knocks up a double smoking hammock for me & Wryd in _uxom red's garden

Budge up

Don't forget the ashtrays, or are you being posh and using empty beer cans?

Have an ashtray already out for when smoking friends come over.

Whose coming for a bounce on the trampoline then? "

What? No bouncy castle

Pass me an empty Carlsberg tin Chilly, I don't want to litter the ladies lawn, although I might like to inspect her lady garden

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By *ollypop2000Woman
over a year ago

Derby


"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.

So please stay inside where you belong.

Thanks

(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People still smoke? I thought that's an 80's thing

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

I'll vacate an outside seat when smokers and vapers stop polluting the air immediately outside the pub/restaurant front door.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck non-smokers!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fuck non-smokers!"

(as I do )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.

Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.

Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice."

As I said to the last person who rebuked me for smoking outside:

"If you complain it will only get worse."

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.

Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice.

As I said to the last person who rebuked me for smoking outside:

"If you complain it will only get worse."

"

You can come and smoke in my garden anytime

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.

Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice.

As I said to the last person who rebuked me for smoking outside:

"If you complain it will only get worse."

You can come and smoke in my garden anytime "

I smoke outdoors anyway - we have children and while I'm at ease with poisoning myself slowly, I wouldn't force it on others.

Done.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.

Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice.

As I said to the last person who rebuked me for smoking outside:

"If you complain it will only get worse."

You can come and smoke in my garden anytime

I smoke outdoors anyway - we have children and while I'm at ease with poisoning myself slowly, I wouldn't force it on others.

Done. "

I only ever smoked outside when I did smoke.

If it rains you could all go in the garage

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.

Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice.

As I said to the last person who rebuked me for smoking outside:

"If you complain it will only get worse."

You can come and smoke in my garden anytime

I smoke outdoors anyway - we have children and while I'm at ease with poisoning myself slowly, I wouldn't force it on others.

Done.

I only ever smoked outside when I did smoke.

If it rains you could all go in the garage "

Lol - I'll bring a hat

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Smokers get on ma tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokers Welcome

.

they keep midges away

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Smokers get on ma tits"

Let me get on your tits

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