FabSwingers.com forum: Would you be shocked or pleased

By *ongtalljon OP Man
over a year ago

North Wales

if you came to mine and discovered that I have the following in my bedside cabinet:-

A rabbit vibrator

Sex dice

Furry handcuffs

Condoms

Tingle lube

Playboy hard back book of centre spreads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rabbit vibrator

Sex dice

I'd tie your wrists to ur headboard with the furry handcuffs, slip a condom on my cock, lube ur hole and my cock with the tingle lube, slip inside you, with the rabbit vibrate on ur cock mmmmm. As for the dice, hmmmmm maybe a throw of the dice could be how many times I fuck you or other guys

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

I would think small collection

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Well I certainly wouldn't be shocked I doubt if many would be

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Disappointed if that's all you got in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would think what a small bedside cabinet you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably laugh at furry handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you came to mine and discovered that I have the following in my bedside cabinet:-

A rabbit vibrator

Sex dice

Furry handcuffs

Condoms

Tingle lube

Playboy hard back book of centre spreads"

I'd say 'snap..me too'

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By *ongtalljon OP Man
over a year ago

North Wales

" rabbit vibrator

Sex dice

Hmmm. each to their own. I doubt you'll be invited to my house. Sorry, not my kinda thing!

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By *ongtalljon OP Man
over a year ago

North Wales

"Disappointed if that's all you got in there

Maybe we could go shopping together?

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By *ongtalljon OP Man
over a year ago

North Wales

"I would think what a small bedside cabinet you have

You should see my chest of drawers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol @ sex dice

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

if i came to your house I'd be far more interested in what you have in your drink's cabinet than your bedroom cabinet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The question is, would you be shocked that I was looking in your bedside cabinet in the first place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd yawn and tell you to open my box of tricks. Then we'll see who's shocked.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

No not shocked

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Shrug ...

Ms G

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By *ollypop2000Woman
over a year ago

Derby

I know a guy that takes his holdall full of toys everywhere he goes lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Id just go back to wondering where the Safe is being hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol @ sex dice"

I know. What even are they?!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Lol @ sex dice

I know. What even are they?!

We have some, they're fun.

Op I wouldn't be shocked but I wouldn't use tingle lube or someone else's vibrator however I would be relieved that your bedside cabinet contained those things rather than a Gideon bible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a better box of tricks

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Disappointed if that's all you got in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a tad disappointed. Where are the paddles, plugs and clamps, man? That's what I'd be hunting for *weg*

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

Sounds like a child's toyboy not a serious one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be more surprised to actually find myself in your house to be honest

I've had all of those at some point in my bedside cabinet other than the rabbit and book. Pretty standard 'beginners kit' I'd say

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"if you came to mine and discovered that I have the following in my bedside cabinet:-

A rabbit vibrator

Sex dice

Furry handcuffs

Condoms

Tingle lube

Playboy hard back book of centre spreads"

It wouldn't bother me in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hung up on the book really. A book?! Made of paper?!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I keep two vials by my bedside - one contains dust and the other mud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just concerned for the poor rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id laugh at the furry handcuffs, its all bog standard and im sure you would find it in most houses swingers or not. But then i have been impressed with what some people carry around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you came to mine and discovered that I have the following in my bedside cabinet:-

A rabbit vibrator

Sex dice

Furry handcuffs

Condoms

Tingle lube

Playboy hard back book of centre spreads"

Would be buzzing if you had coconut oil but tingly lube wouldn't do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be pleased. It seems open minded.

Too many people take the piss out of other people's stuff. Thank fuck they are perfect and experts from birth.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I would be pleased. It seems open minded.

Too many people take the piss out of other people's stuff. Thank fuck they are perfect and experts from birth. "

I agree.

One day you and I can have a go with my sex dice, it's huge fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be pleased. It seems open minded.

Too many people take the piss out of other people's stuff. Thank fuck they are perfect and experts from birth.

I agree.

One day you and I can have a go with my sex dice, it's huge fun

Sounds scary.

But I trust you.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Pleased but probably just laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be fucking gutted.....you said you were a woman on the phone.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I would be pleased. It seems open minded.

Too many people take the piss out of other people's stuff. Thank fuck they are perfect and experts from birth.

I agree.

One day you and I can have a go with my sex dice, it's huge fun

Sounds scary.

But I trust you.

And there is your first mistake...bwahaha

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By *ongtalljon OP Man
over a year ago

North Wales

"Lol @ sex dice

I know. What even are they?!

It's 2 dice, one with actions on and the other with body parts on.

However, I opted for the deluxe 3 dice set in which the 3rd dice has various locations around the house.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not shocked, amused more like

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't care what's in your bedside cabinet. It's your bedside cabinet.

I'm not up for sharing toys though... I have my own.

There's nothing sexy about someone else's vibrator that's been used and used some more. Bleurgh.

*twitches*

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'd chuck the furry handcuffs in the bin and introduce you to my box of cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd chuck the furry handcuffs in the bin and introduce you to my box of cocks "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I would be pleased. It seems open minded.

Too many people take the piss out of other people's stuff. Thank fuck they are perfect and experts from birth. "

I have the furry handcuffs. They're too easy to get out of though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you came to mine and discovered that I have the following in my bedside cabinet:-

A rabbit vibrator

Sex dice

Furry handcuffs

Condoms

Tingle lube

Playboy hard back book of centre spreads"

I,d be pleased XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't care what's in your bedside cabinet. It's your bedside cabinet.

I'm not up for sharing toys though... I have my own.

There's nothing sexy about someone else's vibrator that's been used and used some more. Bleurgh.

*twitches*"

Agree with you about toys, have my own too. XXX

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

"if you came to mine and discovered that I have the following in my bedside cabinet:-

A rabbit vibrator

Sex dice

Furry handcuffs

Condoms

Tingle lube

Playboy hard back book of centre spreads"

I'd think...whoop whoop I'm in for a dam good time here (smiles)..

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