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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pleased with the fuel consumption your car gets

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

When I have to scroll further down the list to find my age.

I see how many more silvering hairs get removed

When I look for that little longer before I leap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Listen to radio 2 now or smooth radio

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When the relationship with your parents turns from child to cater

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When the relationship with your parents turns from child to cater

Carer *

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Stick to the speed limit on the motarways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when music sounds like noise and you open your mouth and its your mothers voice and opinions coming out lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You look in to a noisy, lively bar where people are clearly enjoying themselves and walk on to find somewhere quiet.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"when music sounds like noise and you open your mouth and its your mothers voice and opinions coming out lol

Me! Me! That's me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes 3 days to get over two large glasses of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't sit down or get up without making a noise.

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By *ollypop2000Woman
over a year ago

Derby

You wake up every morning and the first thing you have to do is pee!!! Amd mostly it's the need to pee that wakes you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're really excited about m&s vouchers, and even more excited about how nice the dish towels you bought with them look in your kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes 2 says to recover from a hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find yourself snarling at students strung out across the pavement and walking *really slowly*

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

You buy a Volvo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think a policeman doesn't look old enough to be out by themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to Ibiza and the reps with club flyers walk straight pass you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wake up every morning and the first thing you have to do is pee!!! Amd mostly it's the need to pee that wakes you up

Yes!! I could brake the land speed record on my toilet dash first thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look at getting a new dog and wonder if the bugger will outlast you....

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

You buy shoes for comfort not style.

Your kids ask you if you've been to the toilet before you head out, and hold YOUR hand when crossing the road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy a Volvo

.....and think, that'll last me to retirement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy shoes for comfort not style.

Your kids ask you if you've been to the toilet before you head out, and hold YOUR hand when crossing the road!"

To avoid getting run over by some old man driving a Volvo

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

"You think a policeman doesn't look old enough to be out by themselves. "

.... and worse, that policeman is actually your child!

Ms G

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

When you start complaining about those youngsters tearing about in their Volvo's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you pull a muscle in your back when you put your jumper on, as happened to me yesterday

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

When you can only have a night out on a Saturday as need Sunday to recover

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

when you go upstairs and cant remember why when you get there

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

You always have a bag of Werther's Originals in your pocket.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

This thread makes me feel old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're taking lads for a compulsory drugs test and their ID cards say they're born in 1998! Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy shoes for comfort not style.

Your kids ask you if you've been to the toilet before you head out, and hold YOUR hand when crossing the road!"

I've always bought shoes for comfort, gosh I'm old!

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

You know your getting old when your watching a porn film and your thinking to yourself...

Shit that bed looks comfy!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"You look in to a noisy, lively bar where people are clearly enjoying themselves and walk on to find somewhere quiet.

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

you are able to afford the car you wanted when you passed your test....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

You can spend all day and all night drinking and dancing, playing rounders, frisbee, and learning 'contact improvisational dance' - but try and sleep a few hours in a tent on a foam pad and you're totally crippled!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put on reading glasses to read thru all the ways of knowing that you are old...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can spend all day and all night drinking and dancing, playing rounders, frisbee, and learning 'contact improvisational dance' - but try and sleep a few hours in a tent on a foam pad and you're totally crippled!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You buy a Volvo

.....and think, that'll last me to retirement!"

Or worse still think it's a gorgeous car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't get any replies on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't sit down or get up without making a noise."

This this and this looooooooool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your sat in the pub questioning if other customer's are old enough to be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you need your 12year old to set stuff to record on sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to start shaving your nose and ears...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you sit on the toilet and your balls fall below the water line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you sit on the toilet and your balls fall below the water line!"

what an image

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"When you sit on the toilet and your balls fall below the water line!"

Can't top that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you sit on the toilet and your balls fall below the water line!

what an image"

Or they are just full and weighty! I'll empty them and try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only drive your car if wearing a hat

You can remove your own teeth

You put a coat on irrespective of the weather

You remember having to actually get up to turn the telly over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy a Volvo

Bollocks!! I was looking a buying a V40 - I might give it a miss for a few years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have nanna nap during the day

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

You worry about work the next day when on a night out

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Pleased with the fuel consumption your car gets"

Grey pubes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you sit on the toilet and your balls fall below the water line!"

Really !!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

All I know is the floor is so much further away these days.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

You talk about how things used to be and which shops and buildings used to stand in places.

Also, whilst talking to someone, realising you started working there, years before they were even born!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you pie off a club meet to stay in watching Netflix

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

You stop suddenly in the middle of the pavement and people cannon into you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"You talk about how things used to be and which shops and buildings used to stand in places.

Also, whilst talking to someone, realising you started working there, years before they were even born!

I remember the coal man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your on the vinegar strokes and your knees give way ??

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

when you can't cum 3 times a session anymore

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

This is great, I am old but don't feel the need for a Volvo and I like places with lots of young people having a good time

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By *icelymarkedplusoneCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

"You talk about how things used to be and which shops and buildings used to stand in places.

Also, whilst talking to someone, realising you started working there, years before they were even born!

I remember the coal man. "

I've still got a coal man.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

You constantly get asked to turn the volume down.....honestly I just like loud music

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

When your kids another year older feel same..think they know more what we do and better technology make us old time change.and when you get age winkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You use both hands to clean your teeth

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When your kids start telling you off for doing things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the toilet at 5am but dont get out of bed until 5:30am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know people from the supermarket they shop in rather than what pub they drink in x

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When you see someone out at night and wonder why they aren't covered up more sensibly, because it's so cold or wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my choice of outfit starts at which comfy shoes/boots to wear and then I work upwards and never once being asked for ID to get into a nightclub. Ageism!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brothers slag you for saying Opal Fruits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the candles cost more than the cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can't be bothered meeting and watching the tour of France instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't sit down or get up without making a noise."

Haha me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't sit down or get up without making a noise."

I put that down to the curries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you creak more than your bed does

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

watching TV with a cup of tea and think about putting some biscuits on a plate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you are getting old when"

... when you find yourself enjoying this thread more than the ones about sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start referring to your joints as good and bad..not left and right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're pleased you've managed to get two lots of washing dry on the line in one day and it smells lovely!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you start to wonder if you put the kettle on will you be alive in two minuets.

You are lonelier than ever and no one replies to messages or blocks you for just simply saying Hi. Then you wonder if the local bridge is appealing enough to jump off

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

When you have more hairs on your ballsac than on your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're pleased to be tucked up in bed by 10pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you hear music on radio and say it's shite better when I was younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start referring to your joints as good and bad..not left and right.

Laughed out loud at that one, so true! Think I'm old before my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... when you walk into a thread and totally forget what you came in here for

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By *ittle missnaughtyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"You don't get any replies on here

I agree there !

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By *ark jamiesonMan
over a year ago

twickenham

when you go into a club and musics too loud

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By *ofUs4UCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"when music sounds like noise and you open your mouth and its your mothers voice and opinions coming out lol

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Haha definitely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've been too old for pokemon twice now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you go into a club and musics too loud

And the cinema lol

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By *ark jamiesonMan
over a year ago

twickenham

when you turn up at a club and they let you in free and don't ID you

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When the first two digits of your date of birth year start with 19.

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By *y LiegeMan
over a year ago

solihull

when you have a special stick for stirring paint....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When at 9.20pm you're thinking it's too late to watch a movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the first two digits of your date of birth year start with 19."

So over 16 then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start out a sentence saying (I remember the days when) then you know your getting old

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By *ark jamiesonMan
over a year ago

twickenham

"When the first two digits of your date of birth year start with 19.

So over 16 then!!"
hehe that would be all of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listen to radio 2 now or smooth radio "

Haha. And complain how lager is just fizzy water.

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By *ak57Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

When you don't fancy the 'older woman ' no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you make sure your phone is charging before you start having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to shave your ears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your telling your kids of for exactly what your parents told you off for and they give you the look that you gave them.

Not knowing how to work instagram and Facebook and Twitter properly.

I have just been to test drive a volvo yesterday. Is was an S40 R Design so not to old man ish. Did like it but you lot have put me off it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think about getting antimacassars.

When you daren't buy green bananas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your telling your kids of for exactly what your parents told you off for and they give you the look that you gave them.

Not knowing how to work instagram and Facebook and Twitter properly.

I have just been to test drive a volvo yesterday. Is was an S40 R Design so not to old man ish. Did like it but you lot have put me off it now. "

When you think something is naff from 30years ago and don't realise the youngsters now think they're good or cool now...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"When your kids start telling you off for doing things"

Mine does that and the little minx is only 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your kids start telling you off for doing things

Mine does that and the little minx is only 7"

It's standard for daughters to start telling parents off from about 5, guess they are just practicing life skills

but to know when you are really old it's when you read a thread like this and REMEMBER when that applied to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your wife becomes your career not your lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's 8 o'clock on a Friday night and your in your immaculately kept shed starting off your tomatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your kids start telling you off for doing things

Mine does that and the little minx is only 7

It's standard for daughters to start telling parents off from about 5, guess they are just practicing life skills

but to know when you are really old it's when you read a thread like this and REMEMBER when that applied to you

When your daughter tells you it's time you stopped drinking and went to bed

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Hehe many of those mentioned,

Also sitting on chair,prefer listening to phone ins on the radio well discussions and having at nap at the same time

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

When the little sod watches you tie your shoe laces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you walk into a parking lot and forgot where you parked your car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You down load pokemon go and think what's the point of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You know you are getting old when"

... when you find yourself enjoying this thread more than the ones about sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking my teenage daughter to the pub on the back of my bike lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the things off by the plug instead of standby to save on Electric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn the things off by the plug instead of standby to save on Electric."

Definitely do this

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

When you get to the stage where white vinegar is the cure for all household chores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y0u know your old when you remember Concorde taking off over a busy M25 and setting car alarms off

.... oh how I miss them good old days! haha

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

When you refer to the teenagers at work (18/19) as kids

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When you say your age and get a round of applause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you still ask to "tape" a tv show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start holding things at arms length to be able to read them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you remember Cottaging existed before Grindr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see posts on Facebook that say "If you had these as a kid in the 80s and 90s you know how to live" and it's like a pic of a cassette tape or something.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can remember not having to wear seat belts.

Comparing heart attacks with your mates. Saying you didn't really have a proper one until you join the zipper club.

Comparing meds your on.

Waking up in the morning and feeling all those pains from your sporting days return.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You've consumed such vast quantities of chemicals in your life that you're already embalmed before death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quotes your dad used to say become relevant "the kids of today"

"When we was kids" "you never had to lock your car" "we played outside all day"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you make completely involuntary noises when straightening back up after bending over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise you don't have creaky stairs, you have creaky knees??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a landline telephone

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"You have a landline telephone "

When you remember mobile phones being the size and weight of a brick, not necessarily having owned one, they were far too expensive!

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