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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

I have to wait until tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have sex on my own.... does that mean my life has no meaning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're very happy to put this to rest for everyone.

You can thank us with sex, it seems appropriate.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

It's not really possible at this moment in time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're very happy to put this to rest for everyone.

You can thank us with sex, it seems appropriate. "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, sex. It gives so much pleasure, yet so much pain... Especially when you want to 'just get on with it' but can't

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is this an intercourse post or is it post coital?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydrtF45-y-g

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this an intercourse post or is it post coital?

Neither!

I'm just horny horny horny, horny horny horny! *wiggles bum*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex ,,, is that what posh people get coal delivered in

I'm taff I am here all week stay for the fish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this an intercourse post or is it post coital?

Neither!

I'm just horny horny horny, horny horny horny! *wiggles bum*"

This.

Minus the bum wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

I have to wait until tomorrow!

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"We're very happy to put this to rest for everyone.

You can thank us with sex, it seems appropriate. "

No problem but I'll only want it with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youd have beautiful children hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

Can I give you a more in dept lesson on the meaning of life?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can innappropriation be the same as deviation though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

I have to wait until tomorrow!

Me too

Tomorrow?

Cry me a river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex ,,, is that what posh people get coal delivered in

I'm taff I am here all week stay for the fish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're very happy to put this to rest for everyone.

You can thank us with sex, it seems appropriate.

No problem but I'll only want it with you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this an intercourse post or is it post coital?

Neither!

I'm just horny horny horny, horny horny horny! *wiggles bum*"

Then I posit you haven't discovered the meaning of life at all.

One could argue that horniness is the means to procreation and procreation creates life. If life is only there to beget more life forms then those of us without that ability would be devoid of all meaning.

I suspect this isn't the discourse you were seeking.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I have to wait until tomorrow!

Me too

Tomorrow?

Cry me a river"

I'm not complaining really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

Can I give you a more in dept lesson on the meaning of life?

You know the answer to that

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

Can I give you a more in dept lesson on the meaning of life?

You know the answer to that

Ooooh errrrr! Don't forget the strap on, purple's my favourite colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just have sex on my own.... does that mean my life has no meaning?

Not at all, it makes you a self-procreating life force.

That's what I tell myself, anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this an intercourse post or is it post coital?

Neither!

I'm just horny horny horny, horny horny horny! *wiggles bum*

Then I posit you haven't discovered the meaning of life at all.

I suspect this isn't the discourse you were seeking.

Fine, we're just trying to get laid.

Though we can have this discussion another time.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff..."

I think it's true, unless the Hatter lied to me about something else.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Sex? I'm starting to forget what that is!!

Tonight I was promised Netflix and chill - instead I just got Netflix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff..."

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sex? I'm starting to forget what that is!!

Tonight I was promised Netflix and chill - instead I just got Netflix

Is Netflix and chill the new parlance for sex?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea. "

You say that but you could be having that cuppa and posting. It wouldn't be the first that that's happened on here, albeit maybe not with you two.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm still not totally sure what Netflix is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea. "

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just have sex on my own.... does that mean my life has no meaning?

Not at all, it makes you a self-procreating life force.

That's what I tell myself, anyway

Ooooh I like the sound of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still not totally sure what Netflix is

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It's a breakfast cereal I think

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

You say that but you could be having that cuppa and posting. It wouldn't be the first that that's happened on here, albeit maybe not with you two.

I think the Hatter would be savouring his tea if he had, rather than posting. Could be wrong though

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm still not totally sure what Netflix is

It's a breakfast cereal I think

There you go, I don't do TV or cereals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're very happy to put this to rest for everyone.

You can thank us with sex, it seems appropriate. "

I'd happily thank Yorkshire rose with sex...you on the other hand, I'll put the kettle on? I have cake but I'm a dog kinda guy

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over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

You say that but you could be having that cuppa and posting. It wouldn't be the first that that's happened on here, albeit maybe not with you two.

I often post with a cup of tea to be fair.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I like anal sex

Fancy a fuck, cos everyone else seems to be ignoring us on this thread innit

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

It's always the ones that look like butter wouldn't melt. Sweet young thing but that could be a front too.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'd happily thank Yorkshire rose with sex...you on the other hand, I'll put the kettle on? I have cake but I'm a dog kinda guy

You and the Hatter would be a bit of a dream team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just have sex on my own.... does that mean my life has no meaning?

Not at all, it makes you a self-procreating life force.

That's what I tell myself, anyway

Ooooh I like the sound of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

I wouldn't have time to be posting, i'd have had to have made tea, untied her, given her a cuddle. I'd have just napped after all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily thank Yorkshire rose with sex...you on the other hand, I'll put the kettle on? I have cake but I'm a dog kinda guy

You and the Hatter would be a bit of a dream team

I just blushed. No really I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

It's always the ones that look like butter wouldn't melt. Sweet young thing but that could be a front too.

I hope you're not referring to me. I'm an angel

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'd happily thank Yorkshire rose with sex...you on the other hand, I'll put the kettle on? I have cake but I'm a dog kinda guy

You and the Hatter would be a bit of a dream team

I just blushed. No really I did

Oh good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily thank Yorkshire rose with sex...you on the other hand, I'll put the kettle on? I have cake but I'm a dog kinda guy

You and the Hatter would be a bit of a dream team

I just blushed. No really I did

I'm fine with tea.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"It's always the ones that look like butter wouldn't melt. Sweet young thing but that could be a front too.

I hope you're not referring to me. I'm an angel

You forget that Lickety knows better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily thank Yorkshire rose with sex...you on the other hand, I'll put the kettle on? I have cake but I'm a dog kinda guy

You and the Hatter would be a bit of a dream team

I just blushed. No really I did

I'm fine with tea.

We can't trust these coffee drinkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's always the ones that look like butter wouldn't melt. Sweet young thing but that could be a front too.

I hope you're not referring to me. I'm an angel

You forget that Lickety knows better

Pfft, I was charming and a delight. An angel.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

It's always the ones that look like butter wouldn't melt. Sweet young thing but that could be a front too.

I hope you're not referring to me. I'm an angel

ic?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

How old are you?

Has it taken you this long?!

LOL

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

How old are you?

Has it taken you this long?!

LOL"

Sex - the cause and solution to all the world's problems

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

I wouldn't have time to be posting, i'd have had to have made tea, untied her, given her a cuddle. I'd have just napped after all that. "

Untied me?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

How old are you?

Has it taken you this long?!

LOL

Sex - the cause and solution to all the world's problems

Only if you do it right.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

How old are you?

Has it taken you this long?!

LOL

Sex - the cause and solution to all the world's problems

Only if you do it right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

I wouldn't have time to be posting, i'd have had to have made tea, untied her, given her a cuddle. I'd have just napped after all that.

Untied me?

Hmm, what? Oh nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like anal sex

Fancy a fuck, cos everyone else seems to be ignoring us on this thread innit

no,,im saving myself for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

I wouldn't have time to be posting, i'd have had to have made tea, untied her, given her a cuddle. I'd have just napped after all that.

Untied me?

Hmm, what? Oh nothing.

Did you find the special box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

How old are you?

Has it taken you this long?!

LOL"

I like to do thorough research but

I've been through several periods of involuntary celibacy

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over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

I wouldn't have time to be posting, i'd have had to have made tea, untied her, given her a cuddle. I'd have just napped after all that.

Untied me?

Hmm, what? Oh nothing.

Did you find the special box?

Your special box?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

How old are you?

Has it taken you this long?!

LOL"

Fuck off Joe, I saw him first ad I'm still i tears abot huw wee cubber do his hare

*You can tell I'm totally genuine in this aspect of my posting about, Oh why bother.......

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

How old are you?

Has it taken you this long?!

LOL

Fuck off Joe, I saw him first ad I'm still i tears abot huw wee cubber do his hare

*You can tell I'm totally genuine in this aspect of my posting about, Oh why bother.......

Do as you see fit, Ace, I'm not pervy or possessive over this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

I wouldn't have time to be posting, i'd have had to have made tea, untied her, given her a cuddle. I'd have just napped after all that.

Untied me?

Hmm, what? Oh nothing.

Did you find the special box?

Your special box?

Not that one! The one with all my toys in.

....

Actually yeah, yeah that'd be my foof.

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over a year ago

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

How old are you?

Has it taken you this long?!

LOL

Fuck off Joe, I saw him first ad I'm still i tears abot huw wee cubber do his hare

*You can tell I'm totally genuine in this aspect of my posting about, Oh why bother.......

Do as you see fit, Ace, I'm not pervy or possessive over this one.

Is it wrong that I'm a little saddened by that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is this thread about btw

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Do as you see fit, Ace, I'm not pervy or possessive over this one.

I'm pervy over him

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over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

I wouldn't have time to be posting, i'd have had to have made tea, untied her, given her a cuddle. I'd have just napped after all that.

Untied me?

Hmm, what? Oh nothing.

Did you find the special box?

Your special box?

Not that one! The one with all my toys in.

....

Actually yeah, yeah that'd be my foof."

Don't worry, i'll take care of your box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

I wouldn't have time to be posting, i'd have had to have made tea, untied her, given her a cuddle. I'd have just napped after all that.

Untied me?

Hmm, what? Oh nothing.

Did you find the special box?

Your special box?

Not that one! The one with all my toys in.

....

Actually yeah, yeah that'd be my foof.

Don't worry, i'll take care of your box"

Aw fanx

I have nice purply pink bondage tape.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have just discovered the meaning to life.... itself!

Sex. As without sex we wouldn't be here, and sex creates life.

So get on with it

How old are you?

Has it taken you this long?!

LOL

Fuck off Joe, I saw him first ad I'm still i tears abot huw wee cubber do his hare

*You can tell I'm totally genuine in this aspect of my posting about, Oh why bother.......

Do as you see fit, Ace, I'm not pervy or possessive over this one.

Is it wrong that I'm a little saddened by that?"

This is how he captures young men.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Is it wrong that I'm a little saddened by that?

This is how he captures young men. "

He feigns indifference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like you two have just had sex and decided to let us all know

It must have been damn good if it's the meaning of life. Well done

I thought that but it has been denied by both parties. It could be a double bluff...

We wouldn't be on here if we had, we'd be enjoying a cup of tea.

Lickety, I think he's just trying to throw us off the scent now!

I wouldn't have time to be posting, i'd have had to have made tea, untied her, given her a cuddle. I'd have just napped after all that.

Untied me?

Hmm, what? Oh nothing.

Did you find the special box?

Your special box?

Not that one! The one with all my toys in.

....

Actually yeah, yeah that'd be my foof.

Don't worry, i'll take care of your box

Aw fanx

I have nice purply pink bondage tape."

Excellent

I have a firm hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is this thread about btw"

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sex? I'm starting to forget what that is!!

Tonight I was promised Netflix and chill - instead I just got Netflix

Is Netflix and chill the new parlance for sex?

Pretty much!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Is it wrong that I'm a little saddened by that?"

See, in my world you get to be a friend or a fuck - you can't be both. That spot is reserved

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sex? I'm starting to forget what that is!!

Tonight I was promised Netflix and chill - instead I just got Netflix

Is Netflix and chill the new parlance for sex?

Pretty much!"

That'll be why I'm not getting any then. I don't have Netflix.

I don't drink coffee either and never understood 'come in for coffee' meant sex.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it wrong that I'm a little saddened by that?

See, in my world you get to be a friend or a fuck - you can't be both. That spot is reserved

I quite like my fucking friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I'm a little saddened by that?

See, in my world you get to be a friend or a fuck - you can't be both. That spot is reserved

I'll happily take friend then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sad for you.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Is it wrong that I'm a little saddened by that?

See, in my world you get to be a friend or a fuck - you can't be both. That spot is reserved

I quite like my fucking friends.

So do I but there are boundaries, for reasons you are well aware of

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Is it wrong that I'm a little saddened by that?

See, in my world you get to be a friend or a fuck - you can't be both. That spot is reserved

I'll happily take friend then. "

Good choice

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sex? I'm starting to forget what that is!!

Tonight I was promised Netflix and chill - instead I just got Netflix

Is Netflix and chill the new parlance for sex?

Pretty much!

That'll be why I'm not getting any then. I don't have Netflix.

I don't drink coffee either and never understood 'come in for coffee' meant sex.

I never owned a nightcap so I had to get Netflix.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think you found the meaning of horny

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I had outdoor sex in a park last night

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Sex is the meaning of life and it's the drive for everything we do.

Now, let's get serious. Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

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