FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck me!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa

kinky bastard

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa

kinky bastard

You don't know what I eat it off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll send pooch with some vice grips

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I wouldn't have done it that way #justsayin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll send pooch with some vice grips

Thank you pooch!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You must have REALLY wanted salsa.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hairdryer?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa

kinky bastard

You don't know what I eat it off

no I do I'm a kinky fucker too,,trust me on that one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You must have REALLY wanted salsa.

Oh yes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairdryer?"

I know bud the mind boggles

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairdryer?"

that's what I was going to ask!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hairdryer?"

Heat makes metal expand

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairdryer?"

I know bud the mind boggles

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairdryer?"

bizzare innit,,I mean why noy a kettle n some teabags

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairdryer?

bizzare innit,,I mean why noy a kettle n some teabags

noy = not,,,

typo,,excuse me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"A hairdryer?

bizzare innit,,I mean why noy a kettle n some teabags

Too obvious

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Coup you not have used a hammer?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairdryer?

Heat makes metal expand

Fair enough

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hairdryer?"

Lady Bracknell : D

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?"

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?"

A good hard tap on the edge of the counter top can do the trick too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?"

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs"

Man up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up"

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*"

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT."

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman. "

Pffft.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just confused as to who this random person was on my hotlist!! User name change has pickled my brain.

Glad you got into the salsa tho!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft."

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was just confused as to who this random person was on my hotlist!! User name change has pickled my brain.

Glad you got into the salsa tho!

Sorry

I squealed with delight when I cracked it open!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter. "

Banging's more fun

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just confused as to who this random person was on my hotlist!! User name change has pickled my brain.

Glad you got into the salsa tho!

Sorry

I squealed with delight when I cracked it open!"

Haha! What are you having with it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was just confused as to who this random person was on my hotlist!! User name change has pickled my brain.

Glad you got into the salsa tho!

Sorry

I squealed with delight when I cracked it open!

Haha! What are you having with it? "

Cool Doritos

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Banging's more fun

Tis indeed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just confused as to who this random person was on my hotlist!! User name change has pickled my brain.

Glad you got into the salsa tho!

Sorry

I squealed with delight when I cracked it open!"

jeepers it cracked,,no wonder ya squealed,,must have been a while eh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up"

I have 2 hammers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Banging's more fun

Tis indeed

Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

I have 2 hammers

Well... if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Ruby Ruby Rubeeeeee gone?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Banging's more fun

Tis indeed

Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!"

We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's Ruby Ruby Rubeeeeee gone?!"

She's hidden under my bed! I'm her good twin

Where's that Classy Laydee lass gone?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Banging's more fun

Tis indeed

Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!

We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story. "

Do I get a cuppa too?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Banging's more fun

Tis indeed

Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!

We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.

Do I get a cuppa too?

Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Ruby Ruby Rubeeeeee gone?!

She's hidden under my bed! I'm her good twin

Where's that Classy Laydee lass gone?"

hahahahaha touché

Ps....she's under the bed with Ruby

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's Ruby Ruby Rubeeeeee gone?!

She's hidden under my bed! I'm her good twin

Where's that Classy Laydee lass gone?

hahahahaha touché

Ps....she's under the bed with Ruby

Ooooh errrr! I might have to join them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Banging's more fun

Tis indeed

Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!

We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.

Do I get a cuppa too?

Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to. "

It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *igj106Man
over a year ago

yorkshire

Salsa!?! 45 min for salsa?!? Since when did it get so good? There is a reason your not supposed to be able to get into it!!!

Walking away shaking my head worrying about such ppl. X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Banging's more fun

Tis indeed

Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!

We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.

Do I get a cuppa too?

Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to.

It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Banging's more fun

Tis indeed

Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!

We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.

Do I get a cuppa too?

Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to.

It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em.

It is

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Banging's more fun

Tis indeed

Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!

We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.

Do I get a cuppa too?

Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to.

It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em.

It is

I know, just made me laugh.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Banging's more fun

Tis indeed

Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!

We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.

Do I get a cuppa too?

Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to.

It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em.

It is

I know, just made me laugh. "

Which part?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I have 2 hammers

Well... if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning..."

I'd hammer in the evening...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa

Why didn't you just take the lid off?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa

Why didn't you just take the lid off?

That never.

Even.

Occurred to me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 2 hammers

Well... if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning...

I'd hammer in the evening..."

... I can't remember the next line

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa

Why didn't you just take the lid off?

That never.

Even.

Occurred to me.

I have four hammers.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coup you not have used a hammer?

Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?

Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!

Ffs

Man up

Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*

Pfffft at both of you.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.

Don't Pfffft at me woman.

Pffft.

I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.

Banging's more fun

Tis indeed

Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!

We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.

Do I get a cuppa too?

Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to.

It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em.

It is

I know, just made me laugh.

Which part?

The whole thing, it just made me smile. I liked it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa

Why didn't you just take the lid off?

That never.

Even.

Occurred to me.

I have four hammers.

I'm slowly getting hammered

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you needed was a firm grip on the situation

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa

Why didn't you just take the lid off?

That never.

Even.

Occurred to me.

I have four hammers.

I'm slowly getting hammered

No change there then!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread