FabSwingers.com forum: Operation Dad Bod

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have an issue. (Mr L). I had it when I had a single profile. Apparently I am far too intimidating to the lovely ladies of fab.

Those who know me know I'm daft as a brush, a proper silly sausage but also a gent. However I have infected our joint profile with my photos and preconceptions have occurred.

Therefore as of tomorrow bang goes the breakfast of porridge and protein shake and in comes peanut m&m's and cake. Bang goes the chicken breast and rice to be replaced with chicken coated in a crispy crumb of crushed chilli heatwave Doritos and chips.

Ms Myth in conjunction is following the same diet, not brushing her hair, wear glasses like Diedre Barlow and hence from now stops shaving.

Before long I am positive we will have you lovely bi ladies creaming in your knickers and having us on speed dial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha the sense of humour should achieve the same effect

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

No no no!!!! Stay away from the dad Bod squad! Although I can think of fun things to do with the peanut M&M's

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

Stay strong, the bad bod squad think that safety in numbers will make them feel better.

The haters will be here any minute just wait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate, I've had this problem for years!! Being a prop means I've an excuse for the bulk, but I'm loving the dad bod craze!! Like a shit deflector for having some podge!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, just let yourself go please, inside every honed sex god there is a dad bod waiting to get out. Have your cake! You have nothing to lose but your abs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet with the lovely ladies who want to / have the confidence to meet you and don't worry about the others. Its their loss

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

What kind of cake?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have an issue. (Mr L). I had it when I had a single profile. Apparently I am far too intimidating to the lovely ladies of fab.

Those who know me know I'm daft as a brush, a proper silly sausage but also a gent. However I have infected our joint profile with my photos and preconceptions have occurred.

Ms Myth in conjunction is following the same diet, not brushing her hair, wear glasses like Diedre Barlow and hence from now stops shaving.

Before long I am positive we will have you lovely bi ladies creaming in your knickers and having us on speed dial.

Nooooooooooooo!

Don't go further reducing my perv options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep at it, even kevin levrone from the golden era of bodybuilding is back in the mr o this year and might win it, it is all about the 6pack

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Sometimes it's a bitch to be straight

Even the straight ladies can appreciate good profiles and pics so stay true

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Keep at it, even kevin levrone from the golden era of bodybuilding is back in the mr o this year and might win it, it is all about the 6pack

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this Mr o stands no chance

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You are both just lovely as you are. And you definitely make me *ahem* cream my niks when I look at your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No no no!!!! Stay away from the dad Bod squad! Although I can think of fun things to do with the peanut M&M's"

Why is my head now full of a Vietnamese woman and a bucket full of ping pong balls

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Stay away from the cake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't find you intimidating at all and think you have a great body (as does your other half!), and that's from an official dad bod admirer.

I reckon plenty of ladies would feel the same so just concentrate on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God!!

If I have to take one for the team then, I will!

FYI - I am not intimidated!

Purely in the interests of the NHS future Diabetes budget though obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day I'll hand the dad bod I'm supposed to.

I look at the other dads in the playground in envy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What Mr Legend doesn't realise is that Ms Myth (a little birdy told me) was severely intimidated by the lady in question because she's goddam bloomin' gorgeous and sassy.

Funny old world.

P.S. The same little birdy told me that Mr Legend is already a total cake fiend.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If you're intimidating the lovely ladies of fab then maybe look for the less lovely? Preferences might be easier to change than your whole body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things never go well when couples infect their profile with pictures of the male.

How long have you been on fab that you haven't figured that out?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an issue. (Mr L). I had it when I had a single profile. Apparently I am far too intimidating to the lovely ladies of fab.

Those who know me know I'm daft as a brush, a proper silly sausage but also a gent. However I have infected our joint profile with my photos and preconceptions have occurred.

Ms Myth in conjunction is following the same diet, not brushing her hair, wear glasses like Diedre Barlow and hence from now stops shaving.

Before long I am positive we will have you lovely bi ladies creaming in your knickers and having us on speed dial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What Mr Legend doesn't realise is that Ms Myth (a little birdy told me) was severely intimidated by the lady in question because she's goddam bloomin' gorgeous and sassy.

Funny old world.

P.S. The same little birdy told me that Mr Legend is already a total cake fiend. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please. This thread is very tongue in cheek.

I don't expect to be every woman's cup of tea and all have been very graceful in their decline.

If they change their mind I still would. Lol. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please. This thread is very tongue in cheek.

I don't expect to be every woman's cup of tea and all have been very graceful in their decline.

If they change their mind I still would. Lol. Xxx"

Tongue in where, now?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Ive two words fella ... carrot cake one of your five a day.. swig it down with a pint of cider, healthy eating at breakfast.. you're welcome in the dad bod clique anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You two look amazing

dont change for anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a look at me thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread....

no, it's a 'I can't quite believe it but someone was mad enough to say thanks but no thanks' thread.....

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"What Mr Legend doesn't realise is that Ms Myth (a little birdy told me) was severely intimidated by the lady in question because she's goddam bloomin' gorgeous and sassy.

Funny old world.

P.S. The same little birdy told me that Mr Legend is already a total cake fiend. "

I have a feeling you know this little birdy very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very funny,,good post op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread....

no, it's a 'I can't quite believe it but someone was mad enough to say thanks but no thanks' thread.....

Ah okay, thanks for the clarification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an issue. (Mr L). I had it when I had a single profile. Apparently I am far too intimidating to the lovely ladies of fab.

Those who know me know I'm daft as a brush, a proper silly sausage but also a gent. However I have infected our joint profile with my photos and preconceptions have occurred.

Ms Myth in conjunction is following the same diet, not brushing her hair, wear glasses like Diedre Barlow and hence from now stops shaving.

Before long I am positive we will have you lovely bi ladies creaming in your knickers and having us on speed dial.

If cake is offered, I'm there

And I have a pair of diedre Barlow glasses ATM but people seem to like them...does this put me in the mum bid category by default?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agh, you may mock OP but Dad bods are the future my friend - and if I say it enough maybe I'll start to believe it

All gym and no cake is all well and good but .. well .. the downside is in the statement isn't it - no cake!!

I *could* be a toned Adonis (obviously - I'm sure it would be very easy, like

) but while you're supping protein supplements and having the ladies salivate over you and lust after your body, I'm sat here having a cream tea (jam first, it goes without saying!) so I guess ultimately, in our own individual ways both of us are winners - and losers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Agh, you may mock OP but Dad bods are the future my friend - and if I say it enough maybe I'll start to believe it

All gym and no cake is all well and good but .. well .. the downside is in the statement isn't it - no cake!!

I *could* be a toned Adonis (obviously - I'm sure it would be very easy, like

It has been known that I have served cream tea with the jam first naked while sitting in the entrance to the smallest tent in the world at a very recent special festival.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread....

no, it's a 'I can't quite believe it but someone was mad enough to say thanks but no thanks' thread.....

Crazy mad lady. But we still like her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no lady but still intimidated by your profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no lady but still intimidated by your profile pic

Really?! Now that surprises me, you is well fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no lady but still intimidated by your profile pic

Really?! Now that surprises me, you is well fit

I second that emotion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no lady but still intimidated by your profile pic

Really?! Now that surprises me, you is well fit

I second that emotion!

third

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clarify what is a dad bod. I am a grandad and would like one.

I don't do cake, ice cream, jam etc

I am a retired semi pro boxer andatyial artist who lived in the gym, now find them full of posers

Worked the doors now find them full of shirt fillers

So what is a dad bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clarify what is a dad bod. I am a grandad and would like one.

I don't do cake, ice cream, jam etc

I am a retired semi pro boxer andatyial artist who lived in the gym, now find them full of posers

Worked the doors now find them full of shirt fillers

So what is a dad bod "

This definition from the Urban Dictionary is as good as any

Dad bods unite! :

"Dad bod" is a male body type that is best described as "softly round." It's built upon the theory that once a man has found a mate and fathered a child, he doesn't need to worry about maintaining a sculpted physique.

If human bodies were cuts of meat, the dad bod would skew more marbled rib eye than filet mignon; or, if human bodies were sea mammals, dad bod would be more like a grazing manatee than a speedy dolphin. The dad bod is more mudslide than mountain, more soft serve than sorbet, more sad trombone than clarinet, more mashed potato than skinny fry. The dad bod is built for comfort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no lady but still intimidated by your profile pic

Really?! Now that surprises me, you is well fit

I second that emotion!

third

Omg thank you gorgeous ladies, next stop Blushville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It works for me. Haha. OP you have a lovely bottom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clarify what is a dad bod. I am a grandad and would like one.

I don't do cake, ice cream, jam etc

I am a retired semi pro boxer andatyial artist who lived in the gym, now find them full of posers

Worked the doors now find them full of shirt fillers

So what is a dad bod

This definition from the Urban Dictionary is as good as any

Dad bods unite! :

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

You can pork up all you like twinkle, I don't meet couples!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I have an issue. (Mr L). I had it when I had a single profile. Apparently I am far too intimidating to the lovely ladies of fab.

Those who know me know I'm daft as a brush, a proper silly sausage but also a gent. However I have infected our joint profile with my photos and preconceptions have occurred.

Ms Myth in conjunction is following the same diet, not brushing her hair, wear glasses like Diedre Barlow and hence from now stops shaving.

Before long I am positive we will have you lovely bi ladies creaming in your knickers and having us on speed dial.

As a woman with no self esteem issues and brass balls when it comes to approaching fitties, even in the flesh

may I take this opportunity to say NOOOOO!!!

I do very well out of the hot men who lots of women won't meet because they're too hot/too hot to be real/their previous meets are perfect tens etc.

Please don't ruin my fittie scoring technique

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

I train hard and do the diet thing but do enjoy the odd tipple. I definitely have a dad bod as it suits my training routine; post work out pic just put up x

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