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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just sat in bed - pulled the duvet up and it resisted so i tugged and punched myself in the nose -

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"just sat in bed - pulled the duvet up and it resisted so i tugged and punched myself in the nose - "

I pulled hard on a big swing door that I pull open a hundred times a day. It was locked and my hand flew backward and slapped someone in the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few weeks ago I was standing in a carriage of the Northern Line. The train made a very sharp braking manoeuvre and I face planted the pole I was holding at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my elbow playing football a few weeks back. Didn't know, so played on for second half and scored two more goals. Pretty much sorted now tho.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was driving a mini bus , parked up let some passengers in opened the door to get back in , to busy chatting and whacked my bally shin on the half open.door

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Parking my car a few weeks ago, thought my window was open, went to look out as i didnt think i was straight and whacked my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way too many to mention. Officially the clumsiest woman on Fab!

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

D had an old petrol lawn mower and once when trying to get it started got a little enthusiastic and yanked the cord a bit harder than normally required. The result was the whole starter unit came away, smacked his forehead and actually put him out cold for a few mins!!!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Many, many moons ago, when I first started my job( sorry can't be too specific) we used to have a thing where, you will have your first faint, so basically everyone has a something that will make them faint, mine was a guy who had put his hand in a lawnmower and chopped off the tops of his fingers, I was fine, looking at them,undressing them, then i asked how he had done it, and hey presto, that was me gone it was my one and only faint so far, embarrasing though Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Showing off for the little peeps in the park and fell off the swing

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By *igal17Man
over a year ago

Ayr SW Scotland

Lying in bed with a frozen arm after my last shoulder op (thanks rugby) I lifted it up to check if it'd worn off. Let go and smacked myself in the face. Still frozen then.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was walking through town on a hot summers day a few years ago. A couple of scantily clad young ladies caught my attention and resulted in me smacking ma knee on a waist high concrete bollard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

loving these -

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By *igal17Man
over a year ago

Ayr SW Scotland


"Was walking through town on a hot summers day a few years ago. A couple of scantily clad young ladies caught my attention and resulted in me smacking ma knee on a waist high concrete bollard "

Living up to your location there mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to be sexy in a hotel suite shower (over bath how rude) No bath mat. Slipped. Ended up with a bruise the size of a small country for the rest of the weekend

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Trod on a rake, it pinged up and smacked me on the nose Like in a Cartoon.

Made the mistake of letting my old man talk me into pruning a tree (i was 12 at the time) and letting him put up a ladder (it was one of those folding ones). He set it up back to front. I climbed it and when I put my foot on the join it folded in on itself, I came crashing to the ground lying sandwiched in this ladder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really hurt my shoulder riding the shopping trolley across the car park. It flipped up and I landed flat on my face with my arms stretched upwards. I was in agony and then heard an elderly voice say 'Are you alright love ?'...so I gritted my teeth and replied 'yes thank you'...I wasn't...

Went to the doctor a few days later as the pain wasn't subsiding and ended up having a whopping great needle inject cortisone into my shoulder joint.

I told him I had slipped while out walking the dog

My trolley surfing days are well and truly over...

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Jack once pushed me off a high bed,when we were getting frisky lol.Miss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really hurt my shoulder riding the shopping trolley across the car park. It flipped up and I landed flat on my face with my arms stretched upwards. I was in agony and then heard an elderly voice say 'Are you alright love ?'...so I gritted my teeth and replied 'yes thank you'...I wasn't...

Went to the doctor a few days later as the pain wasn't subsiding and ended up having a whopping great needle inject cortisone into my shoulder joint.

I told him I had slipped while out walking the dog

My trolley surfing days are well and truly over..."

was this recently

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I was leaning on teh car roof as I checked that my neice and my friends's daughter had put their seat belts on.

The friend's daughter went to shut the door and I pulled my had away so quickly, so as not to have my fingers trapped, that I stabbed myself in the nose really hard with a fingernail.

It was eye wateringly painful and the poor girl thought she'd done it. But I couldn't speak for what seemed like ages. When I told her it wasn't her fault they all started laughing at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell a sleep on wrong side of bed, when alarm clock went off in sleepy haze hit partner on the nose for the snooze button.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Slid awkwardly of a bed in a room in Cupids at the start of June - scrawped my shin down it as I did. HUGE bruise that I still have the remnants of now!! It's STILL sore if you press it!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Tried to stand up in a van knowing fully well it was too low to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell over in a changing room in a certain fetish shop trying on a latex top which i got stuck in and banged my head on the door

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Walked into double doors..... when you read pull but still dont register

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