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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

OK who has ordered sex toys thinking, "yeah can take that". When it arrives you think "fucking hell, no."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

A vibrator - it doesn't vibrate anymore - that's six inch in length and five inch in girth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i look like this whenever i go into prowler

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By *cobMan
over a year ago

here


"Yep

A vibrator - it doesn't vibrate anymore - that's six inch in length and five inch in girth."

Does it not vibrate anymore because you've worn it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do send some toys out and think to myself, I wonder if they know just how big this really is.

Never get them back thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

A vibrator - it doesn't vibrate anymore - that's six inch in length and five inch in girth.

Does it not vibrate anymore because you've worn it out?"

No. My last boyfriend deep throated it. It's not worked since.

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By *cobMan
over a year ago

here


"Yep

A vibrator - it doesn't vibrate anymore - that's six inch in length and five inch in girth.

Does it not vibrate anymore because you've worn it out?

No. My last boyfriend deep throated it. It's not worked since."

Geez what was in his throat to break it

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts


"OK who has ordered sex toys thinking, "yeah can take that". When it arrives you think "fucking hell, no."

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I've done that .... then thought, I might as well try, and end up thinking 'fucking hell, YES' !!! Mind over matter .....

Ms G

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have anal toys I wouldn't dream of trying but I didn't buy them for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

A vibrator - it doesn't vibrate anymore - that's six inch in length and five inch in girth.

Does it not vibrate anymore because you've worn it out?

No. My last boyfriend deep throated it. It's not worked since.

Geez what was in his throat to break it "

I think he's just good at it! The toy's actually nine inches in total and it aaaall went down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

A vibrator - it doesn't vibrate anymore - that's six inch in length and five inch in girth.

Does it not vibrate anymore because you've worn it out?

No. My last boyfriend deep throated it. It's not worked since.

Geez what was in his throat to break it

I think he's just good at it! The toy's actually nine inches in total and it aaaall went down "

If he was a lady he would make some guy very happy

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By *cobMan
over a year ago

here


"Yep

A vibrator - it doesn't vibrate anymore - that's six inch in length and five inch in girth.

Does it not vibrate anymore because you've worn it out?

No. My last boyfriend deep throated it. It's not worked since.

Geez what was in his throat to break it

I think he's just good at it! The toy's actually nine inches in total and it aaaall went down "

Did you ever wonder which out of the 2 of you was best at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

A vibrator - it doesn't vibrate anymore - that's six inch in length and five inch in girth.

Does it not vibrate anymore because you've worn it out?

No. My last boyfriend deep throated it. It's not worked since.

Geez what was in his throat to break it

I think he's just good at it! The toy's actually nine inches in total and it aaaall went down "

won't challenge him too a yard of ale contest then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep

A vibrator - it doesn't vibrate anymore - that's six inch in length and five inch in girth.

Does it not vibrate anymore because you've worn it out?

No. My last boyfriend deep throated it. It's not worked since.

Geez what was in his throat to break it

I think he's just good at it! The toy's actually nine inches in total and it aaaall went down

Did you ever wonder which out of the 2 of you was best at it?"

Definitely him - luckily for guys he's bi too!

I can't deep throat, when I try I throw up in my mouth.

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Unlike Ms G there's one case where mind over matter so far hasn't worked for me and my eyes certainly were bigger than my.....well I'll leave the rest to your imagination....but after several attempts I've still not got there!!

Will make a nice doorstop though!!

Mr G

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Not ordered but ive looked at some in shops and thought WTF!!!! Who? how? why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ordered anything but once on cam I've seen something that I thought would be physically impossible...she still got it all in .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ordered anything but once on cam I've seen something that I thought would be physically impossible...she still got it all in ."

Haha the miracle of lube and strong mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at a ladies event a friend had a rather thick rubber dildo - i thought maybe not but yes i did - rather made me

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Never ordered anything but once on cam I've seen something that I thought would be physically impossible...she still got it all in ."

Vaginas are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ordered anything but once on cam I've seen something that I thought would be physically impossible...she still got it all in .

Vaginas are amazing "

It was thicker than her thigh ...

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Never ordered anything but once on cam I've seen something that I thought would be physically impossible...she still got it all in .

Haha the miracle of lube and strong mind "

And a turkey baster full of lube

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts


"Never ordered anything but once on cam I've seen something that I thought would be physically impossible...she still got it all in .

Vaginas are amazing

It was thicker than her thigh ..."

I've just looked down at my thighs which aren't especially large and, well, all I can say is eeeekkk ......

Ms G

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