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Good old sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why has the sky remote become the standard unit of measurement for penis size, surely if you want to prove somthing just use a ruler, surely it will do a better job lololo and be alot more hygienic

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

Maybe more people have sky remotes than rulers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I go to someones house these days im very suspicious about the sky remote, you dont know whos knobs been pressing against it :-lololololo

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Sky's the limit!

EVERYONE knows the lenght of the SKY remote is the 'perfect' cock length, it's wideley accepted, FACT, and is without question the universal measuring device, such imagery delivers absolute truth. Now you know! What a silly question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sky's the limit!

EVERYONE knows the lenght of the SKY remote is the 'perfect' cock length, it's wideley accepted, FACT, and is without question the universal measuring device, such imagery delivers absolute truth. Now you know! What a silly question. "

Lololololo

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By *cobMan
over a year ago

here

Just wondering if I have missed a way to make extra money.......imagine making a smaller dummy version of the sky remote control, thus making all mens cocks look bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering if I have missed a way to make extra money.......imagine making a smaller dummy version of the sky remote control, thus making all mens cocks look bigger "

Already available on eBay. And used by many on here.....along with "fishermen's" rulers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am wondering if the channel actually showing on the tv at the time contributes to cock size...maybe if Kirsty Gallagher is on sky sports news it might be bigger or vice versa if you are tuned into Jeremy Kyle ??

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