FabSwingers.com forum: Meaty monster

By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

There is so much pressure on guys these days to be hung like a black porn star donkey...to be a walking tripod...to have a super hard kickstand that draws gasps from all those that behold it.

Not very comforting to a man like me whose pride and joy does not attract those kind of descriptions...the best I can hope for is "cute" or "very clean"....or even "small but perfectly formed"

Not that there is really anything we can do about it....so my question is.. with all these vaccuum sucky things and stretching exercises...

Has anybody actually managed to make their little fella any bigger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes by using the zoom on my camera.

Just remember what you lack in size you can make up with harder thrusting

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I tried but the vacuum tub thingy was too tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleasure not pain is better,not into torpedos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never heard of anything that works to enlarge your, mmmm happiness

You have what you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think those things work from what I've read. Anyway size really isn't everything unless you know how to use it. Been with men with smaller willies which have been way better than a hung guy who thinks all they have to do is stick it in wiggle about a bit and that should do it for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes!!

When I perv at all the gorgeous women on here, my tic tac becomes a kit kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have a surgery to sever the tendon that holds your penis in and "up" because theres an extra 2 inches or so of cock inside your body this alows it exit more fully giving an inch or so more length.

But thats the only way to make it longer. (Also means it will never point "up")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try jelqing.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Fret not. A torpedo can be a scary prospect x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We dont all want a big huge one, id rather i had an enjoyable time than be speared, often find if a guy has a big cock he seems to ram it in.. just my own personal opinion not saying all big cocked guys do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing is how big is big? It's the old debate about length vs girth etc. I'm happy with my lot. Everyone else should be happy with theirs.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Try jelqing. "

Do I wanna know what that is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried but the vacuum tub thingy was too tight

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My Henry has taken a restraining order out on me!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try jelqing.

Do I wanna know what that is?

You know you're going to google it

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Try jelqing.

Do I wanna know what that is?

You know you're going to google it

"Men should wrap their penis in a hot towel before and after jelqing".....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm not a man, obviously, so can someone explain to me where this pressure to be hung like a donkey comes from?

On here, even, lots are looking for VWE but it's hardly the majority. Some actually won't meet VWE men and prefer average.

Hearing claims that men feel pressure like this confuses me and I'd like to understand where it comes from.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

If it makes you happy then it is surely big enough?

Jelqing too vigorously can seriously damage you dong/pimmel/pinkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try jelqing.

Do I wanna know what that is?

You know you're going to google it

"Men should wrap their penis in a hot towel before and after jelqing".....

That actually sounds quite relaxing, I'm gonna try that with my next meet, get a warm flannel like they give you in the Chinese and wrap it round their willy, like a spa treatment for their dick, complete with willy smooths and rub some lotion on it and have the panpipes cd playing. Yeah gonna try this.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

teabags the cock beauty therapist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"teabags the cock beauty therapist!

Oh my god I would love to open a salon that offers that kind of treatment but would it be considered a brothel even though I'm not offering sex?

Just relaxing treatments for intimate areas. Would offer ass pube removal either the gentle way with hair removal cream and relaxing strokes of the penis whilst the cream developed, or if they were brave enough waxing. Though both methods would have the extra attentive after care of inserting my tongue into their arse hole to ensure it was all smooth.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"teabags the cock beauty therapist!

Oh my god I would love to open a salon that offers that kind of treatment but would it be considered a brothel even though I'm not offering sex?

If you were the only one working there, legally, it's not a brothel.

Other than that, I'm not sure. It's a niche market certainly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"teabags the cock beauty therapist!

Oh my god I would love to open a salon that offers that kind of treatment but would it be considered a brothel even though I'm not offering sex?

If you were the only one working there, legally, it's not a brothel.

Other than that, I'm not sure. It's a niche market certainly!"

and if I offer the treatments for free then I wouldn't be a prostitute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a man, obviously, so can someone explain to me where this pressure to be hung like a donkey comes from?

On here, even, lots are looking for VWE but it's hardly the majority. Some actually won't meet VWE men and prefer average.

Hearing claims that men feel pressure like this confuses me and I'd like to understand where it comes from."

Pretty sure it's an ingrained thing from school days. Bizarrely, even as an adult and knowing how ridiculous the whole 'bigger is better' thing is, it's impossible to shake the idea.

Without going into too much detail, I've been 'too large' on occasion, and yet I still get a completely irrational sense of satisfaction from knowing I'm larger than average. But actually, I suspect 'average' is probably, generally, better. How lizard-brain fucked up are we?

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By *igal17Man
over a year ago

Ayr SW Scotland

I was going to try one of those vacuum pump things but I can't find one big enough to get my dick in.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"teabags the cock beauty therapist!

Oh my god I would love to open a salon that offers that kind of treatment but would it be considered a brothel even though I'm not offering sex?

If you were the only one working there, legally, it's not a brothel.

Other than that, I'm not sure. It's a niche market certainly!

and if I offer the treatments for free then I wouldn't be a prostitute!"

Accepting money for sex isn't illegal anyway. It's solicitation that's illegal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"teabags the cock beauty therapist!

Oh my god I would love to open a salon that offers that kind of treatment but would it be considered a brothel even though I'm not offering sex?

If you were the only one working there, legally, it's not a brothel.

Other than that, I'm not sure. It's a niche market certainly!

and if I offer the treatments for free then I wouldn't be a prostitute!

Accepting money for sex isn't illegal anyway. It's solicitation that's illegal."

Sure I saw on the news that maybe changing soon, anyone else seen it or have I heard it wrong

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm not a man, obviously, so can someone explain to me where this pressure to be hung like a donkey comes from?

On here, even, lots are looking for VWE but it's hardly the majority. Some actually won't meet VWE men and prefer average.

Hearing claims that men feel pressure like this confuses me and I'd like to understand where it comes from.

Pretty sure it's an ingrained thing from school days. Bizarrely, even as an adult and knowing how ridiculous the whole 'bigger is better' thing is, it's impossible to shake the idea.

But who tells you during your school days that bigger is better and average is inadequate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to try one of those vacuum pump things but I can't find one big enough to get my dick in."

Yes me too, my head won't fit !

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"teabags the cock beauty therapist!

Oh my god I would love to open a salon that offers that kind of treatment but would it be considered a brothel even though I'm not offering sex?

If you were the only one working there, legally, it's not a brothel.

Other than that, I'm not sure. It's a niche market certainly!

and if I offer the treatments for free then I wouldn't be a prostitute!

Accepting money for sex isn't illegal anyway. It's solicitation that's illegal.

Sure I saw on the news that maybe changing soon, anyone else seen it or have I heard it wrong"

I know it's been under discussion but I've not kept up with it.

There's been change in terms of making paying for sex illegal too, but again, I can't remember the details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use a magnifying glass, problem solved.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel-size Lynx cans give a better perspective

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

north of lincoln

We don't meet guys with large or overly thick cocks. Does nothing for me at all . Hate profile names like vwecock or hungdave or BBCsoandso . We tend to just delete their messages with out reading them as it clearly says on our profile we don't meat hung guys . And if they message it means they haven't read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But who tells you during your school days that bigger is better and average is inadequate?"

Well, it's a long time ago for me now, so I don't remember specific conversations. But the 'average is inadequate' bit is just a natural progression from 'bigger is better'. It's not so much an explicit thing as an unspoken implication. People were teased with things like 'so-and-so has a tiny cock', or pencil-pecker etc., whereas if, by some circumstance, it got know that someone was on the larger side, then they definitely got some kind of kudos from it. I think it's all taken in fairly subconsciously, which might be why it's so hard to shift as an idea later on in life.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

After previous posts in the forum about vac enlargers, I took a look at reviews online. There doesn't seem to be much great feeback on them - they may get it swollen a bit, once it's released from the tube but it doesn't seem to last and long term use doesn't seem to give the desired effect.

You could always try someone who 'sucks like a dyson', but I think they may over-hype their benefits too.

Settle for what you have. I've not heard of the kind of feedback that you post op, from other people about cocks - unless your rugby team, or something like, is particularly receptive to giant super donkey kong sizes. Where do you hear all of this feedback in person? Never heard it in a swingers club. I might personally share how much I appreciate someone's cock but it would only be a part of my feedback about them.

I've also had people trying to get interest in their extra long cocks but photos suggest that they need to support an erection, with them having less rigidity than other guys' cocks. The vertical degree, from the floor, will have an effect and diminishes with most people as they age - but possibly also with cock size: maybe both width and length.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compared to some on here I am distinctly average in the length department but have had many compliments on what a nice shape and how smooth it is .... it still works so guess that's a plus at my age

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By *hemonkeyheadMan
over a year ago

Reading

it feels like there's a bit of stereotyping going on - if you're black, you've got to be vwe. and if you're black and you've not got a particularly big one down below, then you may as well not exist. because nobody wants to meet a "normal sized" black guy, that shit's tainted or something, i dunno

every girl or couple who's messaged me first is specifically looking for that bbc. and when i say i don't have a bbc it's all interest lost.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Oh dear god what have I started?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww was hoping this was a Pizza Thread

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Oh dear god what have I started?

Teabags is off shopping for a beautician's uniform

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Try jelqing. "

knew a bloke once who tried that .. got a call from him saying he had broke his penis !!! the tip was numb for weeks so be careful

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"I don't think those things work from what I've read. Anyway size really isn't everything unless you know how to use it. Been with men with smaller willies which have been way better than a hung guy who thinks all they have to do is stick it in wiggle about a bit and that should do it for us

Liking this..give us hung-like-hamster-dudes hope!

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"We dont all want a big huge one, id rather i had an enjoyable time than be speared, often find if a guy has a big cock he seems to ram it in.. just my own personal opinion not saying all big cocked guys do "

Having this too...thank you for you positive comments on the more modest todger.

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"teabags the cock beauty therapist!

Oh my god I would love to open a salon that offers that kind of treatment but would it be considered a brothel even though I'm not offering sex?

Loving a bit of this...would certainly join the waiting list for Teabag's special Gym, trim and rim!

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"We don't meet guys with large or overly thick cocks. Does nothing for me at all . Hate profile names like vwecock or hungdave or BBCsoandso . We tend to just delete their messages with out reading them as it clearly says on our profile we don't meat hung guys . And if they message it means they haven't read it

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Sounds like the East coast is the place to be.

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