FabSwingers.com forum: jokes

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smacked my wife on the arse this morning.

She said "Ow, that's made my bum smart".

Doesn't seem to work on her head though....

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.