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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just farted (lady bubbles) in work and only one patient in room with me, boy does it stink, dont think I will get away with it somehow.

It reminded me of when I farted once before in work. I was working in a Construction Company. The night before I had been out for a curry and a drink. The next day my tummy was rumbling. As I was the only one downstairs in the office I decided to let one go. Phew what a stink. So I duely got the airfreshner and pointing upwards I sprayed away. Now because I was working on an industrial estate i was used to hearing Lorries and the noise the alarm made when reversing. So am busy spraying away and hearing this alarm going. Thought no more until my building started having everyone coming downstairs with their brief cases etc and standing outside. Turns out I had inadvertently set off the fire alarm by spraying airfreshner onto the ceiling fire detectors. Oh was my face red when I had to explain that one away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well 1 things certain people know when you are about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my Boxer Max layed next to me n he just farted pooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I fart, my dog Max gets up and walks away so I cant even blame him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I fart, my dog Max gets up and walks away so I cant even blame him "
Now thats bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hey i know someone, not saying her name but she farts alot during anal. not that she smells, but she does sound musical. am very tempted to always say......i will name that tune in two

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

my farts smell of roses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my farts smell of roses "

will ask The Craigster for confirmation of that one.

btw he doesnt want me to tell you all about my weekend when i had a naked cleaner from Fab round at my house. He doesnt want you to get any ideas. so of course i told him i most certainly would tell you

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"my farts smell of roses

will ask The Craigster for confirmation of that one.

btw he doesnt want me to tell you all about my weekend when i had a naked cleaner from Fab round at my house. He doesnt want you to get any ideas. so of course i told him i most certainly would tell you"

he's never heard me fart, and i already know about the cleaner - he told me himself lol

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