FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do to my balls?

By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

Suck,squeeze or squash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recoil from them and retreat to a safe distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emasculate.

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"Recoil from them and retreat to a safe distance

He he...a man of the same instinct as me...it's two teabags in the same cup...the twain should never meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drop kick ,

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

glad to see you are thinking about it, hard

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Paint them orange and get two action men perched on them like they're on a stag do space hooper race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you are a star your threads are ace and you know its all a bit of fun

keep it up you spiffing Gent

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"Emasculate."

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paint them orange and get two action men perched on them like they're on a stag do space hooper race."

I have always liked how your mind works

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

wear em as earings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fry them wrapped in bacon.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

feed them to my pet wolverine

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

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"OP you are a star your threads are ace and you know its all a bit of fun

keep it up you spiffing Gent

Cheers Taff! A compliment indeed...thank you kind sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juggle x

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"glad to see you are thinking about it, hard

*whimpers*

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"Fry them wrapped in bacon. "

Does that count as pork balls?

I'm pretty sure it does at my local Chinese.

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"Paint them orange and get two action men perched on them like they're on a stag do space hooper race."

Such a vivid image!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juggle x"

Slightly off topic I know but it's kind of disheartening for a guy when he realises a photograph of a restaurant menu (Shazzas current avatar) has received more Fabs than any of his pictures has today

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

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"wear em as earings

I'd like to offer you a pearl necklace to go with them....but I wouldn't be able to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fry them wrapped in bacon.

Does that count as pork balls?

I'm pretty sure it does at my local Chinese.

I've got chop sticks to hold them between

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"Juggle x

There you go...forgive the man love..I've fabbed you big.

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"Juggle x"

It's a little known fact that women who juggle have also practised the art of sword swallowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juggle x

There you go...forgive the man love..I've fabbed you big.

ha good man .. Reciprocated. Brothers gotta help a brother out, right

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"glad to see you are thinking about it, hard

*whimpers*

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whispers in your ear " now remember that when you fall asleep tonight "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juggle x

There you go...forgive the man love..I've fabbed you big.

Lol shall I take it down the business is not long opened so I thought free advertising lol x

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Recoil from them and retreat to a safe distance

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"glad to see you are thinking about it, hard

*whimpers*

whispers in your ear " now remember that when you fall asleep tonight " "
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I will do mistress..sleeping on my front is out of the question tonight.

Gonna have to kinda park myself on my side like a human moped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juggle x

It's a little known fact that women who juggle have also practised the art of sword swallowing.

Micro swords ?

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"Juggle x

It's a little known fact that women who juggle have also practised the art of sword swallowing.

Micro swords ? "

He he...well let's just say your gag reflex would be safe with me!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The way everyone seems to be obsessively playing Pokemon go I'll use my body paints to turn them into poke balls surely someone will then want to catch them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flick 'em...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint faces on them and make u sit on paper

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"glad to see you are thinking about it, hard

*whimpers*

whispers in your ear " now remember that when you fall asleep tonight " ..

I will do mistress..sleeping on my front is out of the question tonight.

Gonna have to kinda park myself on my side like a human moped.

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i didnt say you could call me mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really don't want to know

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

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"Paint faces on them and make u sit on paper

Wow my balls have never been in such demand! Wonder if I could send em in to Hartbeat?

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

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"The way everyone seems to be obsessively playing Pokemon go I'll use my body paints to turn them into poke balls surely someone will then want to catch them all "

Pokemon confuses me but my balls are yours to decorate!

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"Flick 'em...

Ouch! Rub em better after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juggle x

There you go...forgive the man love..I've fabbed you big.

Lol shall I take it down the business is not long opened so I thought free advertising lol x"

If you don't,admin will as you have to be in any pics and advertising isn't allowed on here.

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"glad to see you are thinking about it, hard

*whimpers*

whispers in your ear " now remember that when you fall asleep tonight " ..

I will do mistress..sleeping on my front is out of the question tonight.

Gonna have to kinda park myself on my side like a human moped.

i didnt say you could call me mistress

Sorry mi....erm...Suzy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck,squeeze or squash?

Gently suck,lick and tease....

Fem

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Stamp

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"You really don't want to know

It's gonna lean towards the squishy side of town I should think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck,squeeze or squash?

Gently suck,lick and tease....

Fem

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

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"Suck,squeeze or squash?

Gently suck,lick and tease....

Fem

Wow...that got the little buggers squirming in antisipation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dangle you off abridge with em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drop kick ,

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

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"Stamp

Ouchy!

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

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"Dangle you off abridge with em

A kind of ballbag bungee then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter paint! Disco balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dangle you off abridge with em

A kind of ballbag bungee then?

PMSL at the thought

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Flick them hard to see if they would bounce and how high.

Surprisingly, Mr B won't let me try on him. You can be my guinea pig OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im boring.. Id play with you for hours so they disappeared up into your sac and suck on em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang you by them

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

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"Im boring.. Id play with you for hours so they disappeared up into your sac and suck on em"

Nothing boring about that! My nuts are keen to meet you!

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

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"....some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti...."

Yeah no easy way of writing down that toungy slurpy noise he makes.

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

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"Hang you by them

Always wanted to be well hung....but not necessarilly by the nadgers!

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