FabSwingers.com forum: Naked food

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Would you go to a naked restaurant? The food is vegan, there's no electricity and you are naked.

The reviews look good but I'm sure I'd end up wanting some meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like vegetables, well most of them at least. So if they don't serve fruit or meat I would come dressed for winter

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't like vegetables, well most of them at least. So if they don't serve fruit or meat I would come dressed for winter

They serve fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like vegetables, well most of them at least. So if they don't serve fruit or meat I would come dressed for winter

They serve fruit.

Well that's me sorted then. Ive been eating so much fruit lately, I might overdose on vitamin C

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't like vegetables, well most of them at least. So if they don't serve fruit or meat I would come dressed for winter

They serve fruit.

Well that's me sorted then. Ive been eating so much fruit lately, I might overdose on vitamin C

It's ok. We expel the excess when we pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh,,,,no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to spill food down myself. So anything hot would be inadvisable.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I tend to spill food down myself. So anything hot would be inadvisable."

I think a lot of the food is also raw.

I'm sure someone will offer to clean up.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Seems a bit too healthy and not sexy enough for me, but I read the article.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Seems a bit too healthy and not sexy enough for me, but I read the article.

There's absolutely no element for combining food with a little intercourse sex by the looks of the place.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Vegan? No way.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Vegan? No way. "

With edible cutlery.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Seems a bit too healthy and not sexy enough for me, but I read the article.

There's absolutely no element for combining food with a little intercourse sex by the looks of the place.

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niche market for private members club next door then..must have my business head on...be called 'dessert'

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Seems a bit too healthy and not sexy enough for me, but I read the article.

There's absolutely no element for combining food with a little intercourse sex by the looks of the place.

niche market for private members club next door then..must have my business head on...be called 'dessert'

I'd call is 'Afters'.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Vegan? No way.

With edible cutlery. "

I've just been catering for some vegans and had to use some of their manufactured food. One of the ingredients was vegan flavouring.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Seems a bit too healthy and not sexy enough for me, but I read the article.

There's absolutely no element for combining food with a little intercourse sex by the looks of the place.

niche market for private members club next door then..must have my business head on...be called 'dessert'

I'd call is 'Afters'.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Vegan? No way.

With edible cutlery.

I've just been catering for some vegans and had to use some of their manufactured food. One of the ingredients was vegan flavouring. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given the stories in the worst meet/turn off threads about people sitting on beds and leaving siid marks i would not be keen to eat there

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Vegan? No way.

With edible cutlery.

I've just been catering for some vegans and had to use some of their manufactured food. One of the ingredients was vegan flavouring. "

That sounds suspiciously like Soylent Green

. What flavour do vegans come in?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Given the stories in the worst meet/turn off threads about people sitting on beds and leaving siid marks i would not be keen to eat there"

There is a clothed section. It's wooden tables and benches and wood is self sterilisng.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Where is it again?

Sarff London?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Where is it again?

Sarff London?"

It's a secret. You have to apply and then when you get a booking they give you the details. It's a pop-up so it may move anyway.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Where is it again?

Sarff London?

It's a secret. You have to apply and then when you get a booking they give you the details. It's a pop-up so it may move anyway."

Do you think you'd go?

I'm not sure I'd want to

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Are the chefs naked?

Food hygiene and so on makes me think maybe not

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Where is it again?

Sarff London?

It's a secret. You have to apply and then when you get a booking they give you the details. It's a pop-up so it may move anyway.

Do you think you'd go?

I'm not sure I'd want to

Probably not. Eating and naked go together in my head with picnic food at Kestrels and breakfast in bed.

I'd want a napkin and if I lay it across my lap would it count as covering up?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Here's the link I can post:

http://www.standard.co.uk/goingout/restaurants/the-bunyadi-a-naked-restaurant-is-coming-to-london-a3229291.html

Although this article says they serve meat and others things I have read say they are vegan.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No no and no some more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cousin has opened a naked place called nature's pantry in market Harborough and the food is delicious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I'd wanna see someone's sausage when I'm tucking into my alfalfa sprouts

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No no and no some more!

Are you really sure about that?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"No no and no some more!

Are you really sure about that? "

Quite, quite sure.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My cousin has opened a naked place called nature's pantry in market Harborough and the food is delicious x"

I would never have thought Market Harborough would have somewhere with naked people eating their lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cousin has opened a naked place called nature's pantry in market Harborough and the food is delicious x

I would never have thought Market Harborough would have somewhere with naked people eating their lunch. "

I would post a menu if I was aloud lots of healthy salads, juices x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to post a menu will see how long it lasts x

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"My cousin has opened a naked place called nature's pantry in market Harborough and the food is delicious x

I would never have thought Market Harborough would have somewhere with naked people eating their lunch.

I would post a menu if I was aloud lots of healthy salads, juices x"

The only healthy salad is one with dead animal in it.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Managed to post a menu will see how long it lasts x"

Nice. It looks pretty standard for a cafe around here. Just no one is eating naked around here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the stories in the worst meet/turn off threads about people sitting on beds and leaving siid marks i would not be keen to eat there

There is a clothed section. It's wooden tables and benches and wood is self sterilisng.

Its not self cleaning though.

The idea of sitting in somone elses poop is not appealing.

But without the nude aspect it just seems like a rather bland vegan cafe.

There's a much nicer one in soho if vegan is your thing.

Jackfruit burgers are good i keep meaning to grab thier full english but every time im in soho im never awake before 11am

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"My cousin has opened a naked place called nature's pantry in market Harborough and the food is delicious x

I would never have thought Market Harborough would have somewhere with naked people eating their lunch.

I would post a menu if I was aloud lots of healthy salads, juices x

The only healthy salad is one with dead animal in it. "
better than a live one

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