FabSwingers.com forum: Under your son's bed....!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so you go into your son's bedroom to get the phone charger he borrowed..under his bed you find a box of fresh porn and dvd's...

Do you....

A. Pretend you didn't notice them as it's his business....nothing to do with you.

B. Tell him of your find and admonish him because porn is degrading and corruptive.

C. Have a good filch through it and "borrow" some !

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

depends on how old son is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont have kids so no comment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be easier to go buy a new phone charger that try and find it in my son's room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Praise him, nothing worse than mouldy porn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's just a hypothectical question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A maybe C lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what kind of porn..if its S&M there's little point in spanking him

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By *ee_awMan
over a year ago

newcastle

D: give him a bollocking for not having a more imaginitive place to hide his stash of porn!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm a believer in privacy. It would make me chuckle but I'd not mention it... unless I couldn't help myself and had to rip the piss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my son's rooms are their own private areas...... more often than not though my eldest son's girlfriend is in his bedsit with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E: Take it back from the thieving lil get...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I found a stash of porn in my sons room, he had hidden it inside the settee cover so when i took it off to wash it i found it and he would of known i found it. It was regular stuff that apparently one of his friends and knicked from his dad.

I just said it was perfectly normal(he was 14) and that i would have planted some sooner or later if i hadnt have found any lol.

The only thing i said to him was to keep it descrete as i didnt want to be finding porn mags all over the house.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if he was 51 and clearly a virgin.

I would smother him with a pillow next time he slept..

waste of space.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

F: his answer to dad when being given the third degree whats you and mum and that fella called ben doing in that porno

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By *ifecple69Couple
over a year ago

Bulgaria

Well personally i'd go for number three.

Knowledge is the key to everything so the more he reads the more he knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id look thru the titles and if there was anything obscure then id remove it, if it was legal and mainstream id leave it. I wouldnt tell them id seen it but id try and bring a conversation around to porn at some point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"F: his answer to dad when being given the third degree whats you and mum and that fella called ben doing in that porno

lol !

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

never had to hide porn as i always put an outside lock on the door and on the inside so no hope of anyone getting in or out :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would just hide them and see what he says lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a son I could borrow, a 20 year old will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well personally i'd go for number three.

Knowledge is the key to everything so the more he reads the more he knows.

Can you read porn lol.

If my son was getting his sex education from porn i'd be worried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how old is he?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

dont have sons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The porn,s fine would be pissed off if it was his collection of soiled tissues or solid socks , anybody been there with the socks great replacement for a baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D. Add some more tasteful porn films to his collection

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