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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm making a pie and I've left my rolling pin at my daughter's

What could I use instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine bottle

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm making a pie and I've left my rolling pin at my daughter's

What could I use instead? "

Bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An iron ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready rolled pastry from the supermarket

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"An iron ? "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a neighbours rolling pin

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Just sit on it for a bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive over it in your car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine bottle, tube from tin foil / cling film, unscrew the base of the kitchen roll holder and use the long round bit, dildo Cricket stump

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By *ndonmaleMan
over a year ago

Preston

A magic wand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

double ended dildo,,but make sure its clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you could vibrate it flat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just sit on it for a bit?"

I want it flat not demolished

No bottles in the bloody house,nothing rolling pin shaped and I don't like asking neighbours for stuff. I'll have to see if the toot shop sells them. I'm seriously considering the iron method

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"double ended dildo,,but make sure its clean"

I have one of those!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A magic wand? "

If I had a magic wand I'd abracadabra myself up a pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steam roller

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cock. "

Excuse me! My family have to eat my pie,I don't want pubes in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Steam roller "

I was thinking baked bean tin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wine bottle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if all else fails

Headbutt it.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

any glass jar, full or empty works x

who needs a rolling pin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking love you all!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorted! Used a Dolmio jar I found at the back of the cupboard. One very tasty pie,cooked and eaten

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if all else fails

Headbutt it."

And get pastry in my hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if all else fails

Headbutt it.

And get pastry in my hair? "

I bet you have had worse things in your hair

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

You could put it through your mangle?

Cos like..everyone has one of those right?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sorted! Used a Dolmio jar I found at the back of the cupboard. One very tasty pie,cooked and eaten "
see jam jar..works every time xx glad you found solution and enjoyed xx

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Everyone has a tin of beans/spaghetti in try this...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone has a tin of beans/spaghetti in try this..."

That was my option until I found the Dolmio at the back of the cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone has a tin of beans/spaghetti in try this...

That was my option until I found the Dolmio at the back of the cupboard. "

Didn't you see my cock lurking back there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll of cling film or aluminium foil...

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Use the cat?

Drive over it? (The pastry, not the cat).

Pull and spin it pizza stylie?

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