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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My lodger is a nice chap really,he's 36 and the type of guy that feeds the homeless ,wastes nothing as he eats out of date food he recycles everything ,well he got me a compost bin for the garden which i was very pleased about,but he's out there now picking up worms and putting them by the bin,and talking to them..he just said..come on lads the bin is this way youre going the wrong way...and he's serious! chatting to them like you would humans lol how very strange,i know he likes a drink..

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Sounds eccentrically British to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds eccentrically British to me."

is he on fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think he sounds really interesting. Never be bored with him about lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds eccentrically British to me.

is he on fab ?"
No not on fab ,I'm not sure he's ever had a girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I speak to my worm a lot too. 'Wake up' 'Don't come yet'. That sort of thing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lodger is a nice chap really,he's 36 and the type of guy that feeds the homeless ,wastes nothing as he eats out of date food he recycles everything ,well he got me a compost bin for the garden which i was very pleased about,but he's out there now picking up worms and putting them by the bin,and talking to them..he just said..come on lads the bin is this way youre going the wrong way...and he's serious! chatting to them like you would humans lol how very strange,i know he likes a drink.."

Haaaaa I've actually just laughed out loud imaging this guy talking to worms. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a fun guy to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's got a push bike and he pulls this huge trailer on it,full of out of date food from shops etc and cooks it and feeds the poor,but he cant cook and i feel sorry for those eating it lol,a good heart though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My lodger is a nice chap really,he's 36 and the type of guy that feeds the homeless ,wastes nothing as he eats out of date food he recycles everything ,well he got me a compost bin for the garden which i was very pleased about,but he's out there now picking up worms and putting them by the bin,and talking to them..he just said..come on lads the bin is this way youre going the wrong way...and he's serious! chatting to them like you would humans lol how very strange,i know he likes a drink..

Haaaaa I've actually just laughed out loud imaging this guy talking to worms. X"
Honest he really does he calls them his lads lol

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I'm impressed he can sex the worms by eyesight and only choosing the males for the compost bin, lads as he called them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm impressed he can sex the worms by eyesight and only choosing the males for the compost bin, lads as he called them. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He wears a bobble hat all year round as he has very long hair that hangs down but bald on top i think he is a bit mad lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I talk to the spiders that share ma flat, they're all called Henry by the way

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Keep the knives hidden away! Just in case

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Sounds ok, if a little earnest?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Sounds ok, if a little earnest? "

How'd you know his names Ernest ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I speak to animals all the time, particularly rabbits when I'm out running and the squirrels that live in the trestles near my flat

Didn't realise it made me mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds ok, if a little earnest?

How'd you know his names Ernest ? "

I have seen him.

His name is Jeremy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you need to shag him.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

He sounds wonderfully eccentric and a jolly good egg to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like he has a greasy spence of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like you need to shag him.

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Noooooo gawd Nooooooooo i dont.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's just gone out ,with his bobble hat on and his nap sack on his back,bicycle and trailor

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm impressed he can sex the worms by eyesight and only choosing the males for the compost bin, lads as he called them. "

It's remarkably easy to sex a worm.

Here follows a guide:

If they are wriggling then they're male and if they're moving they're female. Those that don't wriggle are males and the ones that don't move are female (assuming they aren't dead).

All worms have clits!

Actually they are hermaphrodites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like you need to shag him.

Noooooo gawd Nooooooooo i dont."

Poor lad sounds like he needs it.

Definitely a virgin. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is definitely Jeremy.

Jeremy Wormbyn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like you need to shag him.

Noooooo gawd Nooooooooo i dont.

Poor lad sounds like he needs it.

Definitely a virgin. Lol "
No he's says he has a girl friend in Singapore

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Not that much different to talking to pets. Lots of people do that.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Going to have to get glasses, thought it said "mad todger" and that didn't half disturb all the kangaroos in the top paddock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not that much different to talking to pets. Lots of people do that. "
what even worms and slugs lol

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Not that much different to talking to pets. Lots of people do that. what even worms and slugs lol "

Spiders too..

I pointed at one earlier and it threatened me so I had a go at it..

I spoke to the moth in my room a couple of weeks ago too... told it that I would kill it if it didn't leave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He sounds ok to me.

If you have ever visited Stroud then you will have seen plenty of men like him

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hes sounds in touch with nature and sustainable living..hes happy, probably a bit lonely in his world, sustains himself with connection to things..nothing wrong with that.. totally harmless..a beautiful soul x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you gave your thread a nice title Op. My lodger has Worms just doesn't sound write

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He is a good soul,and a nice chap ,he must be to live in me house for the past two years ,but then the rent is cheap pmsl and ive told him all about fab so watch this space

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least you gave your thread a nice title Op. My lodger has Worms just doesn't sound write "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not that much different to talking to pets. Lots of people do that. what even worms and slugs lol

Spiders too..

I pointed at one earlier and it threatened me so I had a go at it..

I spoke to the moth in my room a couple of weeks ago too... told it that I would kill it if it didn't leave... "
lol he catches them uf there in the house and sets them free,he says everything has a purpose on the planet ,even the lads (worms)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like you need to shag him.

Noooooo gawd Nooooooooo i dont.

Poor lad sounds like he needs it.

Definitely a virgin. Lol No he's says he has a girl friend in Singapore "

Help him out with a shag for gods sake, how can he shag his girlfriend in Singapore when he lives with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All sounds perfectly reasonable to me, even worms need directions sometimes. A little bit of eccentricity makes a person more interesting I find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More people like this in the world, and it might be a better place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like you need to shag him.

Noooooo gawd Nooooooooo i dont.

Poor lad sounds like he needs it.

Definitely a virgin. Lol No he's says he has a girl friend in Singapore

Help him out with a shag for gods sake, how can he shag his girlfriend in Singapore when he lives with you "
Never mix business with pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I cook him a Sunday dinner and sometimes he puts it in his fridge and eats it 4 days later,and when i go ugh nooo he says it tastes better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cook him a Sunday dinner and sometimes he puts it in his fridge and eats it 4 days later,and when i go ugh nooo he says it tastes better lol "

And he is right!

Curries, too. Much better after a few days.

P.S. This does not apply to curried worm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cook him a Sunday dinner and sometimes he puts it in his fridge and eats it 4 days later,and when i go ugh nooo he says it tastes better lol

And he is right!

Curries, too. Much better after a few days.

P.S. This does not apply to curried worm."
ha ha curried worms ugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He goes out every night about 9pm up to the shops to buy cheap food they are selling off then into his fridge it goes and there it stays for a few more days lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that much different to talking to pets. Lots of people do that. what even worms and slugs lol "

dont mention slugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not that much different to talking to pets. Lots of people do that. what even worms and slugs lol

dont mention slugs "
dont you like slugs either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that much different to talking to pets. Lots of people do that. what even worms and slugs lol

dont mention slugs dont you like slugs either lol "

Not after finding one in a bottle of apple juice

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not that much different to talking to pets. Lots of people do that. what even worms and slugs lol

dont mention slugs dont you like slugs either lol "

Only when they've been curried and then left in the fridge to marinate for a few days!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not that much different to talking to pets. Lots of people do that. what even worms and slugs lol

dont mention slugs dont you like slugs either lol

Not after finding one in a bottle of apple juice"
nooo really OMG

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Not that much different to talking to pets. Lots of people do that. what even worms and slugs lol "

Still animals. And I bet there's plenty of gardeners who do.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Not that much different to talking to pets. Lots of people do that. what even worms and slugs lol

Spiders too..

I pointed at one earlier and it threatened me so I had a go at it..

I spoke to the moth in my room a couple of weeks ago too... told it that I would kill it if it didn't leave... lol he catches them uf there in the house and sets them free,he says everything has a purpose on the planet ,even the lads (worms)"

He's right. Even eyelash mites are necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I talk to the spiders that share ma flat, they're all called Henry by the way "
why not Boris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He goes out every night about 9pm up to the shops to buy cheap food they are selling off then into his fridge it goes and there it stays for a few more days lol."

I can't help bit feel that what started as a thread highlighting a quirk of your slightly eccentric lodger has developed in to you becoming increasingly spiteful and belittling him for how he chooses, or has to to lead his life.

We get that you think he's an oddball but this thread just seems cruel. Why not just ask him to leave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People do it to cats and dogs so why not worms ?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"He sounds wonderfully eccentric and a jolly good egg to me. "

I agree

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lodger is a nice chap really,he's 36 and the type of guy that feeds the homeless ,wastes nothing as he eats out of date food he recycles everything ,well he got me a compost bin for the garden which i was very pleased about,but he's out there now picking up worms and putting them by the bin,and talking to them..he just said..come on lads the bin is this way youre going the wrong way...and he's serious! chatting to them like you would humans lol how very strange,i know he likes a drink.."
oh and your normal.. Being on a swingers site.. You weirdo .. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you might want to point him in the direction of fab lol too much time on his hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He goes out every night about 9pm up to the shops to buy cheap food they are selling off then into his fridge it goes and there it stays for a few more days lol.

I can't help bit feel that what started as a thread highlighting a quirk of your slightly eccentric lodger has developed in to you becoming increasingly spiteful and belittling him for how he chooses, or has to to lead his life.

We get that you think he's an oddball but this thread just seems cruel. Why not just ask him to leave?"
jeez he's a lively man its just a bit if fun ,and ive showed him the thread and he thought it hilarious ok so lighten up .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meant lovely man but lively to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meant lovely man but lively to "
you guna bonk him? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meant lovely man but lively to you guna bonk him? Lol"
Nooooooo to young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I speak to my worm a lot too. 'Wake up' 'Don't come yet'. That sort of thing....."

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