FabSwingers.com forum: Do you believe in it?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In tribute and in a similar vein to the 'Space .. Do you believe in it?' thread, what else are you unsure is actually real?

The DFS sale for example. It's not really a sale at all is it? I've seen through their scheme

It's just the regular price for what they sell isn't it with a short 3 week period every now and then when they have a legal obligation to charge a ridiculous high price to justify the 'discount' for the rest of the year...

Donald Trump's Presidential campaign - surely it's all just a wind up, right? It can't possibly be real (ooer, a bit of politics there ..)

What else defies belief?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary?

We're not sending a politician so much as a tram mascot to represent us around the world.

Might as well stick him in a bear suit with giant plastic wiff waff bats in his hands...

Picaninnies! Bahh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think you're real, Dan. You're just one of these fake profiles I hear so much about

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary?

We're not sending a politician so much as a tram mascot to represent us around the world.

Might as well stick him in a bear suit with giant plastic wiff waff bats in his hands...

Picaninnies! Bahh!"

*team mascot, dammit

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Reality" TV ..... most definitely NOT real

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think you're real, Dan. You're just one of these fake profiles I hear so much about

Ssshhh - don't tell them!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There's plenty of conspiracy theories I find incredible...

* faked moon landings

* Prince Philip killed Diana

* the existence of God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary?

We're not sending a politician so much as a tram mascot to represent us around the world.

Might as well stick him in a bear suit with giant plastic wiff waff bats in his hands...

Picaninnies! Bahh!

*team mascot, dammit

I wondered wtf is he on about trams for haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Santa

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

How could you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Global warming .

Absolute bollocks and a ploy to make billions for greens and Eco warriors .....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Please tell me

is real

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

"Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary?

We're not sending a politician so much as a tram mascot to represent us around the world.

Might as well stick him in a bear suit with giant plastic wiff waff bats in his hands...

Picaninnies! Bahh!"

More worrying he's now responsible for MI6 and GCHQ

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary?

We're not sending a politician so much as a tram mascot to represent us around the world.

Might as well stick him in a bear suit with giant plastic wiff waff bats in his hands...

Picaninnies! Bahh!

More worrying he's now responsible for MI6 and GCHQ

I'm highly doubtful that he will even be briefed by MI6 let alone have any influence over decision making.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jeremy Kyle show can't be real!

I'm convinced they're a bunch of highly trained Rada actors with clever makeovers/dental makeovers and wardrobe designers who make them look like emaciated (or huge - rarely anything in between have you noticed?) drug addicted zombies!

The whole show is, I believe, created to reassure us that no matter how bad our life is/how unattractive we think we are - we're a damn site better off than they are!!

Peachy xx

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

David Cameron's claim that "we are all in it together". I never saw him trying and failing to get benefit even though he has incurable cancer and can't work!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary?

We're not sending a politician so much as a tram mascot to represent us around the world.

Might as well stick him in a bear suit with giant plastic wiff waff bats in his hands...

Picaninnies! Bahh!

More worrying he's now responsible for MI6 and GCHQ

I'm highly doubtful that he will even be briefed by MI6 let alone have any influence over decision making. "

Quite - give him a high profile job but actually not terribly important job, keep him busy, on message and pissing out... oh and wait for the muthafuka to screw up publicly

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

France - that's not real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa

knitter!! Noooooooo Santa's real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My scales...

Its all a bunch of boohockey!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Santa

knitter!! Noooooooo Santa's real

Greg Lake - I Believe In Father Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPm6CheT6rs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"France - that's not real "

Well that's a given..

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

God.

George Osborne's scaremongering/project fear (did anyone seriously believe any of that?!)

That humans are the most intelligent beings on the planet.

The Easter Bunny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My scales...

Its all a bunch of boohockey! "

Boohockey? An excellent word.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lichtenstein - deffo made up

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Lichtenstein - deffo made up"

Although Lichtenstein is responsible for the production of approximately half the world's false teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything and anything could be an illusion, it's really just about likelihoods!.

Any conspiracy theory has an element of truth or feeling to it, it's how they work but the reality is you just need to ask yourself.... Am I believing it just for the sake of believing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight men who suddenly claim to be bisexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me

is real "

he is real,,,don't believe those wicked people that say otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think the payrise that I have been promised every month for the past 6 year's is actually real.

I think perhaps they are bullshiting me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't believe 'I can't believe it's not butter' isn't butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Democracy. Not referencing the current Cruella shenanigans, but just the idea that it's the be-all and end-all of governmental systems.

Oh, and 'I can't believe it's not butter'. I really can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My scales...

Its all a bunch of boohockey!

Boohockey? An excellent word."

it's the Canadian in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe 'I can't believe it's not butter' isn't butter. "

Lol. Pre-empted by seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schrodingers Cat or indeed the box

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Straight men who suddenly claim to be bisexual."

Or straight women who do the same for that matter...

Or gay men who claim to be bi...

*tuts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lichtenstein - deffo made up"

The country or Roy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa

Why won't you people bleive me, Ms Knitter is not real. This is just The Mod's feel good profile so as to be able to soothe you with a message of hope and love when you are feeling low, loney or depressed, to keep you entwined in Fab. Wait, there's a black van outside again......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay its just a joke calm down everyone of course Santa is real

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't believe 'I can't believe it's not butter' isn't butter.

Lol. Pre-empted by seconds

great minds and all that !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How about Madrid?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How about Madrid? "

A figment of your over-active imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the tooth fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe in life after love....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Do you believe in life after love.... "

Loooooool/vom

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Most Haunted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Ok so I've wandered into this thread to find that, Santa, the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are all not real

Mrs blue eyes is devastated

I'm sorry dan, but really there should be a warning with this thread

Mrs blue eyes wanders out of the thread wailing

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

There are a growing group of people who believe that the 911 plane crashes never happened and it's all done big government conspiracy or something like that.

So, it doesn't matter what happens or doesn't happen, or how big an event or how many people are involved, whether participating, spectating or hearing about it afterwards, there's always someone out there who won't believe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love at first sight ??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Exercise. I don't believe in it at all.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"The Jeremy Kyle show can't be real!

The whole show is, I believe, created to reassure us that no matter how bad our life is/how unattractive we think we are - we're a damn site better off than they are!!

Peachy xx"

Sadly it's all very real

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so I've wandered into this thread to find that, Santa, the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are all not real

Mrs blue eyes is devastated

I'm sorry dan, but really there should be a warning with this thread

Mrs blue eyes wanders out of the thread wailing

Ah pfft! This is the 'unbelievable' thread so don't believe what they're saying! So if they say they're not real, that means they ARE real, I think !?!

dry your eyes ... or is it me that can't be believed!? I don't know what to believe any more

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A green, compassionate, caring Conservative party. I've seen through that one, by the last few years in government.

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