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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

I've had a rough hour so I'm on the beer!

Anyone else want anything?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Grolsch please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J2o please

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By *igandy123Man
over a year ago

old trafford

JD and Coke for me!!

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Grolsch please "

Obviously a pint

On its way x

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"J2o please

Designated driver?

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"JD and Coke for me!! "

Ice?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

It's a school night, so a orange juice for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can i have a lime juice op with plenty of ice.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"J2o please

Have you had the pear and raspberry Spritz? It sounds lovely.

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

Orange juice, lime juice and another J2O.

This is a nice easy bar run for me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Grolsch please

Obviously a pint

On its way x"

Too right. In a straight glass too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka. Straight from the freezer please.

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Grolsch please

Obviously a pint

On its way x

Too right. In a straight glass too

I'll get you another one just in case

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Vodka. Straight from the freezer please. "

On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join you in a beer too Sparkles! Bottoms up

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"I'll join you in a beer too Sparkles! Bottoms up

Before or after the beer

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Grolsch please

Obviously a pint

On its way x

Too right. In a straight glass too

I'll get you another one just in case

I might get flirty

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Ameretto and pineapple juice please..little amount of ice

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Ameretto and pineapple juice please..little amount of ice

On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll join you in a beer too Sparkles! Bottoms up

Before or after the beer

Before, you know just to work up a thirst!

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"I'll join you in a beer too Sparkles! Bottoms up

Before or after the beer

Before, you know just to work up a thirst!

Just checking, don't want to spill my drink

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

It feels like a real ale night tonight!

Pint for me please!

Red

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"It feels like a real ale night tonight!

Pint for me please!

Red

Nice choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cold Stella please

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Ice cold Stella please

Is there any other kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll join you in a beer too Sparkles! Bottoms up

Before or after the beer

Before, you know just to work up a thirst!

Just checking, don't want to spill my drink

It's alright, I'll hold yours, your hands will be busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a coffee for me please ... Don't think I should mix pain killers with alcohol ... Then again may ease the pain in my wisdom teeth Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea for me please...

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Just a coffee for me please ... Don't think I should mix pain killers with alcohol ... Then again may ease the pain in my wisdom teeth Grrrr "

Nice strong coffee coming up. Hope it helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold bottle of Sol please with a lime wedge in the top

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Tea for me please..."

That's not what Daniel Craig would order

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Cold bottle of Sol please with a lime wedge in the top

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already on the merlot so cheers you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold bottle of Sol please with a lime wedge in the top

Coming up

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OOh that's nice, can I put the Juke Box on

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Cold bottle of Sol please with a lime wedge in the top

Coming up

OOh that's nice, can I put the Juke Box on

Knock yourself out. I'm surprised it isn't on already

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Lime & lemonade please...(none drinker here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a shitty day at work and feeling rather down and thoughtful.

Il have a bottle of sparkling water, glass, ice and a slice of lemon please.

I'll go sit in the corner alone and continue with my thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've drank enough the past couple of weeks, just had a nice cup of tea instead

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold bottle of Sol please with a lime wedge in the top

Coming up

OOh that's nice, can I put the Juke Box on

Knock yourself out. I'm surprised it isn't on already

Walks away from said Juke Box with Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince belting out Summertime

swigging my beer Happy Days

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Gin and slimline please..

Slice of lime and plenty of ice.

Bottoms up..

Hang on, that probably has a different meaning on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I get a large Bombay Sapphire and slimline tonic please with plenty of ice and a big wedge of like? And get one for yourself x

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Had a shitty day at work and feeling rather down and thoughtful.

Il have a bottle of sparkling water, glass, ice and a slice of lemon please.

I'll go sit in the corner alone and continue with my thinking

That's not the way this bar works.

No one sits alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cold Peroni for me please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large J.D and with lots of ice please xx

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Had a shitty day at work and feeling rather down and thoughtful.

Il have a bottle of sparkling water, glass, ice and a slice of lemon please.

I'll go sit in the corner alone and continue with my thinking

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no one puts Baby in the corner!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed fruit cider please x

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

*Twirls along bar whilst preparing drinks* Couple of gins, made slightly differently

Peroni and a large JD and

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley

Just a lime and soda here please.

I know, it's sad

- would love a beer but I'm driving later.

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Mixed fruit cider please x "

Kopparburg for you young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a shitty day at work and feeling rather down and thoughtful.

Il have a bottle of sparkling water, glass, ice and a slice of lemon please.

I'll go sit in the corner alone and continue with my thinking

That's not the way this bar works.

No one sits alone. "

Maybe Il sit at the bar then shuffling my feet, hopefully talk to you and tell you what's bothering me

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

Lime and soda

Of course you can Mechanic. I'm here to listen and twirl around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty martini 3 olives, it's been a rough week, in fact just leave the bottle of gin and a long straw.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lime and soda

Of course you can Mechanic. I'm here to listen and twirl around

Thank you, it's girl related too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a desperados please, no pun intended

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Glass of white wine for me and Corona for hubby.

Thank you lovely

MrsSB

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Dirty martini 3 olives, it's been a rough week, in fact just leave the bottle of gin and a long straw.

Mrs x"

Bottle and extra long straw sorted

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please "

Double coming your way Hun

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

*more twirling and eye lash flutteting* Desperados, white wine and a corona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please

Double coming your way Hun

"
Cheers ! Take for one yourself

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please

Double coming your way Hun

Cheers ! Take for one yourself

That drink is a little strong for me tonight, or most nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please

Double coming your way Hun

Cheers ! Take for one yourself

That drink is a little strong for me tonight, or most nights

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give me a wee drop a whiskey there and take one yourself

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please

Double coming your way Hun

Cheers ! Take for one yourself

That drink is a little strong for me tonight, or most nights

give me a wee drop a whiskey there and take one yourself

Sorry Wee drops don't exist so a decent sized drink coming your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll both have a desperados with a double fireball chaser feeling happy happy happy tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please

Double coming your way Hun

Cheers ! Take for one yourself

That drink is a little strong for me tonight, or most nights

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It is a bit strong for most , please let me pay for a drink of your choice for you to have later when your not so busy

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"We'll both have a desperados with a double fireball chaser feeling happy happy happy tonight

Why are you so happy? Drinks are on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Mittens , the toilets are occupied and Mr and Mrs Sb have gone missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a snowball please XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have an espresso martini please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a corona and a large bailey's chaser. Don't judge me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'll both have a desperados with a double fireball chaser feeling happy happy happy tonight

Why are you so happy? Drinks are on the way "

Its our wedding in 53 days and we have nothing left to sort out finally.... So just enjoy the time and get some drinking practice in now

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Miss Mittens , the toilets are occupied and Mr and Mrs Sb have gone missing

Can you take over the bar for me please. I'm off to join in

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"We'll both have a desperados with a double fireball chaser feeling happy happy happy tonight

Why are you so happy? Drinks are on the way

Its our wedding in 53 days and we have nothing left to sort out finally.... So just enjoy the time and get some drinking practice in now

That's great news. Yes more drinks for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Mittens , the toilets are occupied and Mr and Mrs Sb have gone missing

Can you take over the bar for me please. I'm off to join in

"
I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be a glass of scotch. Talisker for me please.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Ice water please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of your best Champers please and send it to the Happy Couple's table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its our wedding in 53 days and we have nothing left to sort out finally.... So just enjoy the time and get some drinking practice in now

That's great news. Yes more drinks for you

Oh yes keep them coming I'm sure if J has enough she'll be dancing naked on the tables

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Bottle of your best Champers please and send it to the Happy Couple's table

Scotch, water and of course... Champers all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its our wedding in 53 days and we have nothing left to sort out finally.... So just enjoy the time and get some drinking practice in now

That's great news. Yes more drinks for you

Oh yes keep them coming I'm sure if J has enough she'll be dancing naked on the tables

"
Make that 2 bottles miss sparkly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of port, if you could be so kind.

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"A glass of port, if you could be so kind. "

Here you go sweetie. Can't have you without a drink now x

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"its our wedding in 53 days and we have nothing left to sort out finally.... So just enjoy the time and get some drinking practice in now

That's great news. Yes more drinks for you

Oh yes keep them coming I'm sure if J has enough she'll be dancing naked on the tables

Make that 2 bottles miss sparkly

Don't worry we'll have loads dancing on the tables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double spiced Captain Morgans with Jamaican Ginger Beer please Gorgeous

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Double spiced Captain Morgans with Jamaican Ginger Beer please Gorgeous

Another friend of the Captains. Coming right up sweetie *twirls and bends over very innocently*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes keep them coming I'm sure if J has enough she'll be dancing naked on the tables

Make that 2 bottles miss sparkly

Don't worry we'll have loads dancing on the tables

Great..... Thanks you lot she's already got her knickers on her head... Shes only had half a bottle as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double spiced Captain Morgans with Jamaican Ginger Beer please Gorgeous

Another friend of the Captains. Coming right up sweetie *twirls and bends over very innocently* "
innocent

you've left your knickers in the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes keep them coming I'm sure if J has enough she'll be dancing naked on the tables

Make that 2 bottles miss sparkly

Don't worry we'll have loads dancing on the tables

Great..... Thanks you lot she's already got her knickers on her head... Shes only had half a bottle as well

"
Christ your weddings going to be awesome

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Double spiced Captain Morgans with Jamaican Ginger Beer please Gorgeous

Another friend of the Captains. Coming right up sweetie *twirls and bends over very innocently* innocent

you've left your knickers in the toilet

Damn I knew I had forgotten something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bottle of miller g.d would be lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A glass of port, if you could be so kind.

Here you go sweetie. Can't have you without a drink now x"

Thank you. Cheers x

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water"

JD it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orange juice, lime juice and another J2O.

This is a nice easy bar run for me

Double whisky and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a cider over ice please

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"a bottle of miller g.d would be lovely."

Coming right up x

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

Double whiskey and and a cider over ice.

Is everybody happy and enjoying the music?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water

JD it is

One doesn't take much persuasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite fancy a Sambuca please x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water"

They don't serve water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn it up and thank you

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Quite fancy a Sambuca please x"

Straight or with some lemonade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water

JD it is

One doesn't take much persuasion

That's a lie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a bottle of miller g.d would be lovely.

Coming right up x"

youre a star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water

They don't serve water

That's irresponsible on behalf of the bar. Who do I complain to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water

JD it is

One doesn't take much persuasion

That's a lie...

Oh shush you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking of going retro can I have a hooch please x

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water

They don't serve water

That's irresponsible on behalf of the bar. Who do I complain to?

Sorry can't hear you over the music

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Thinking of going retro can I have a hooch please x"

Hooch for the lady

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Sparkling chardonnay please.

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Sparkling chardonnay please.

Lovely drink for a gorgeous lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raises hand - Pleas may i have a top up Sparkles?

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley

Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ?

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ?

Ta "

Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later

Mr Bear.... How many have you had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ?

Ta "
It takes pound coins this is a posh establishment

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ?

Ta It takes pound coins this is a posh establishment

Posh establishment but a cheap pool table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ?

Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later

Mr Bear.... How many have you had? "

Just the on my ' ' k y is not working!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ?

Ta It takes pound coins this is a posh establishment

Posh establishment but a cheap pool table

"
I thought it only had 3 legs

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Rum!!

No need to shout.

Large rum for you

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By *elightfully Devilish xxxCouple
over a year ago

crazyland

"I've had a rough hour so I'm on the beer!

Anyone else want anything?

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"I've had a rough hour so I'm on the beer!

Anyone else want anything?

See anything that takes your fancy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a tenner for yourself sparkly for when your shift ends

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Thinking of going retro can I have a hooch please x

Hooch for the lady "

Hooch is retro

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Take a tenner for yourself sparkly for when your shift ends

Why thank you.

Are the toilets clear yet?

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley

"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ?

Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later

Mr Bear.... How many have you had? "

Cheers Miss Sparkly - In fact, if I've got a Tab going, can I grab a packet of dry roasted off you as well please?..

Thank you kindly. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a tenner for yourself sparkly for when your shift ends

Why thank you.

Are the toilets clear yet?

"
not sure I climbed onto the window ledge to get my darts out of the top of the board and someone's nicked me bar stool so I'm stuck up here Help!

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ?

Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later

Mr Bear.... How many have you had?

Cheers Miss Sparkly - In fact, if I've got a Tab going, can I grab a packet of dry roasted off you as well please?..

Thank you kindly. x

Yes darling help yourself x

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Take a tenner for yourself sparkly for when your shift ends

Why thank you.

Are the toilets clear yet?

not sure I climbed onto the window ledge to get my darts out of the top of the board and someone's nicked me bar stool so I'm stuck up here Help!"

Can't take you anywhere, come here I'll help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a tenner for yourself sparkly for when your shift ends

Why thank you.

Are the toilets clear yet?

not sure I climbed onto the window ledge to get my darts out of the top of the board and someone's nicked me bar stool so I'm stuck up here Help!

Can't take you anywhere, come here I'll help

"
Thanks i'll have another sol please

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I think I may have had too many already!

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Take a tenner for yourself sparkly for when your shift ends

Why thank you.

Are the toilets clear yet?

not sure I climbed onto the window ledge to get my darts out of the top of the board and someone's nicked me bar stool so I'm stuck up here Help!

Can't take you anywhere, come here I'll help

Thanks i'll have another sol please

I'll get you two, you'll only be wanting another in a min

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"I think I may have had too many already!

One more then, just to make sure

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Miss Mittens , the toilets are occupied and Mr and Mrs Sb have gone missing

Hi guys. What did we miss?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Mittens , the toilets are occupied and Mr and Mrs Sb have gone missing

Hi guys. What did we miss?

MrsSB

"
oh there you are I'm bursting for a slash

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Miss Mittens , the toilets are occupied and Mr and Mrs Sb have gone missing

Hi guys. What did we miss?

MrsSB

More drinks for you two?

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

Chilled glass of Chablis please,Yeah, yeah I know ...been called a tart already tonight

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Chilled glass of Chablis please,Yeah, yeah I know ...been called a tart already tonight

I would never call you that.... Not until a few more drinks have been consumed

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"I think I may have had too many already!

One more then, just to make sure

Oh, Go on then....

Vodka and please!

Keep the change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite fancy a Sambuca please x

Straight or with some lemonade? "

Straight please with coffee beans & lit with a match

Thanks x

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Quite fancy a Sambuca please x

Straight or with some lemonade?

Straight please with coffee beans & lit with a match

Thanks x"

Done and a vodka and for Linzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a few more are called for over here but we want double jd's straight this time please....

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

"Chilled glass of Chablis please,Yeah, yeah I know ...been called a tart already tonight

I would never call you that.... Not until a few more drinks have been consumed

Perfectly acceptable in that case ...raises glass and says cheers

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"I think a few more are called for over here but we want double jd's straight this time please....

Just gotta change one of the barrels then I'll be right over with your drinks

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ?

Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later

Mr Bear.... How many have you had?

Just the on my ' ' k y is not working!"

Is it stuck.

Thought ky jelly would help. So you have one pool cue, whose got the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a few more are called for over here but we want double jd's straight this time please....

Just gotta change one of the barrels then I'll be right over with your drinks

Cheers sparkly get 1 yourself while you're there is there a pole anywhere around here J is feeling a dance?!

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ?

Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later

Mr Bear.... How many have you had?

Just the on my ' ' k y is not working!

Is it stuck.

Thought ky jelly would help. So you have one pool cue, whose got the other

I lose more pool cues on these nights

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"I think a few more are called for over here but we want double jd's straight this time please....

Just gotta change one of the barrels then I'll be right over with your drinks

Cheers sparkly get 1 yourself while you're there is there a pole anywhere around here J is feeling a dance?!

They are over there on the raised stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a few more are called for over here but we want double jd's straight this time please....

Just gotta change one of the barrels then I'll be right over with your drinks

Cheers sparkly get 1 yourself while you're there is there a pole anywhere around here J is feeling a dance?!

They are over there on the raised stage

Oh dear how did I miss that? I ain't had that much have I yet!!

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

Cheers sparkly get 1 yourself while you're there is there a pole anywhere around here J is feeling a dance?!

They are over there on the raised stage

Oh dear how did I miss that? I ain't had that much have I yet!!

I wasn't gonna say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers sparkly get 1 yourself while you're there is there a pole anywhere around here J is feeling a dance?!

They are over there on the raised stage

Oh dear how did I miss that? I ain't had that much have I yet!!

I wasn't gonna say anything

I think I'll have a glass of now it looks like J will need help .... Although upside down on the pole she does look good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When's Last orders I'm just nipping out for a bag of chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers sparkly get 1 yourself while you're there is there a pole anywhere around here J is feeling a dance?!

They are over there on the raised stage

Oh dear how did I miss that? I ain't had that much have I yet!!

I wasn't gonna say anything

I think I'll have a glass of now it looks like J will need help .... Although upside down on the pole she does look good

"
she's the right way up how many have you had

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"When's Last orders I'm just nipping out for a bag of chips

You've got an hour.

There's water on the bar for those who may need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When's Last orders I'm just nipping out for a bag of chips

You've got an hour.

There's water on the bar for those who may need it "
would you like some chips brought back

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"When's Last orders I'm just nipping out for a bag of chips

You've got an hour.

There's water on the bar for those who may need it would you like some chips brought back"

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When's Last orders I'm just nipping out for a bag of chips

You've got an hour.

There's water on the bar for those who may need it would you like some chips brought back"

Oo grab me some please... What she putting water on the bar for that's just gonna make it slippy, I'll give you a tenner if you dive along it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka please - show it the diet ta!

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"When's Last orders I'm just nipping out for a bag of chips

You've got an hour.

There's water on the bar for those who may need it would you like some chips brought back

Oo grab me some please... What she putting water on the bar for that's just gonna make it slippy, I'll give you a tenner if you dive along it

Make it 20, I am in a white shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum and please

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Vodka please - show it the diet ta!

Bloody hell! Talk about late to the party.

No have it straight woman

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Rum and please "

Sorry s off, straight drinks only now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's water on the bar for those who may need it would you like some chips brought back

Oo grab me some please... What she putting water on the bar for that's just gonna make it slippy, I'll give you a tenner if you dive along it

Make it 20, I am in a white shirt

Oo in for 20 3.... 2..... 1..... GOOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka please - show it the diet ta!

Bloody hell! Talk about late to the party.

No have it straight woman

What no foreplay

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"There's water on the bar for those who may need it would you like some chips brought back

Oo grab me some please... What she putting water on the bar for that's just gonna make it slippy, I'll give you a tenner if you dive along it

Make it 20, I am in a white shirt

Oo in for 20 3.... 2..... 1..... GOOOOOOOO"

anything to make my shift easier

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Vodka please - show it the diet ta!

Bloody hell! Talk about late to the party.

No have it straight woman

What no foreplay

We've known each other too long for foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rum and please

Sorry s off, straight drinks only now

Are you trying to get me d*unk ?;-)

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Rum and please

Sorry s off, straight drinks only now

Are you trying to get me d*unk ?;-)"

I don't try... I succeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comes back in and puts 10 bags of chips on the bar only to find water everywhere

, soggy chip anyone

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Comes back in and puts 10 bags of chips on the bar only to find water everywhere

, soggy chip anyone

I tried drying it up with my shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes back in and puts 10 bags of chips on the bar only to find water everywhere

, soggy chip anyone

I tried drying it up with my shirt

"
a jolly good effort too judging by your now transparent boobage on show

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

I'll have a Martini please

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"I'll have a Martini please "

Martini for the gentleman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum snatch please

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By *parkly Mittens OP Woman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Rum snatch please "

Get it yourself, too d*unk now

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