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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's your favourite philosophy or words of wisdom ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck my penis proper

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Suck my penis proper "

OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take everything as a compliment - it *really* pisses off those who are trying to insult you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suck my penis proper

OK "

It works well see ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suck my penis proper

OK "

I think your philosophy really works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suck my penis proper

OK

I think your philosophy really works "

Must be the tone of voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. -Soren Kierkegaard

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Look after your broom

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll suck your penis proper is mine

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By *mega_1Woman
over a year ago

Birkenhead

Treat others the way you wish to be treated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad always said "a plate has two sides", I like to believe he was sharing his wisdom with the next generation but really he just wanted the dishes cleaned properly. Never a dirty plate in my house, thanks dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look after your broom"

Words to live and die by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone.' St. Paul.

'There's no point trying to play chess with a pigeon. It doesn't matter how good you are, they'll still knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like they won.'

'If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor.' James.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get what you deserve

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Never fall in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a bully and don't let yourself be bullied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grass is not greener on the other side.

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Don't take a knife to a gunfight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's better to die standing than live life on your knees

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Own your life with accountability it is after all, yours.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

It's nice to be important...But it's more important to be nice. (Scooter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take the bull by the horns" is what my old Nana used to say.

Unfortunately she died a couple of years ago on a camping holiday in an unfortunate incident with a bull. RIP nana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpe that fucking diem!

Just seen it on a tshirt and HAVE to have it

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad always said "a plate has two sides", I like to believe he was sharing his wisdom with the next generation but really he just wanted the dishes cleaned properly. Never a dirty plate in my house, thanks dad "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Take everything as a compliment - it *really* pisses off those who are trying to insult you"

Pollyanneurism

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"What's your favourite philosophy or words of wisdom ? "

"Truth is the cry of all but the preserve of few."

~ David Hume

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Some circumstantial evidence is very compelling, such as finding a mackerel in the milk."

~ H.D. Thoreau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand up, they'll never hit us at this dist...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

~ A. Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desiderata by Max Ehrmann. Google it

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 86,400 seconds in a day, make sure every single one of them counts.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Always go two up and use bags of smoke!

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

If you don't think of the consequences [of your actions] then don't get upset when the consequences bite yer legs off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one can belittle or bully you without your tacit approval

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Shit happens.'

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile & people tend to smile back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don't suceed, pay someone else to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The Serenity Prayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not try to bend the spoon. That is impossible. Instead only try to realise the truth... There is no spoon.

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over a year ago

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"'If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone.' St. Paul.

'There's no point trying to play chess with a pigeon. It doesn't matter how good you are, they'll still knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like they won.'

'If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor.' James."

It is worth recalling that the family of Jesus and such disciples as remained were very pissed of with St Paul and sent him packing when he turned up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breathe Breathe in the air,don't be afraid to care"

Pink Floyd

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

don't just fart if you can shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long you live and high you'll fly, and smiles you'll give, tears you'll cry and all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be"

Pink Floyd

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"What's your favourite philosophy or words of wisdom ? "

I laugh in the face of fear, and tweak the nose of the dreadful spindly killer fish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Life is like a finger that points the way to the moon , don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dad always said "a plate has two sides", I like to believe he was sharing his wisdom with the next generation but really he just wanted the dishes cleaned properly. Never a dirty plate in my house, thanks dad "

I'd like to lick your plate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do not try to bend the spoon. That is impossible. Instead only try to realise the truth... There is no spoon. "

But then this is floored as there is no impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad always said "a plate has two sides", I like to believe he was sharing his wisdom with the next generation but really he just wanted the dishes cleaned properly. Never a dirty plate in my house, thanks dad

I'd like to lick your plate "

Sorry, I've already done the dishes, both sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the crap days..

One foot in front of the other and don't forget to breathe!

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I'm not an alcoholic and I'm not religious but the Serenity Prayer pretty much sums up my philosophy:

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Imagine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad always said "a plate has two sides", I like to believe he was sharing his wisdom with the next generation but really he just wanted the dishes cleaned properly. Never a dirty plate in my house, thanks dad

I'd like to lick your plate

Sorry, I've already done the dishes, both sides "

great come back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desiderata...

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others,

even to the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter,

for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble;

it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery.

But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;

many persons strive for high ideals,

and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love;

for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.

But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.

Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars;

you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you,

no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be.

And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life,

keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams,

it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's your favourite philosophy or words of wisdom ? "

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. (Plato)

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Try, fail;try again, fail better.

Think I'm paraphrasing.

Or wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker.

Or the Dude abides.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"the mind tells the illusion self, it cant live without it. It's true it can't"

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

The road to hell is paved with good intentions !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself no matter what they say.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

It's better to say nothing and let people think you a fool then to open your mouth and prove them correct.. (Mags hubby)

Smile, it makes people wonder what you've been up to (my Great nan Obe)

Take cover.. Ohh too fucking late.. Now your bleeding..you shagging numpty (staff sergeant Hill)

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

We need a visible past, a visible continuum, a visible myth of origin to reassure us as to our ends, since ultimately we have never believed in them.

I take that as consumerism, and the glorification of objects perhaps?

Or this: The media represents a world that is more real than reality that we can experience. People lose the ability to distinguish between reality and fantasy. They also begin to engage with the fantasy without realizing what it really is.

They seek happiness and fulfilment through the simulacra of reality, e.g. media and avoid the contact/interaction with the real world.

Which is ironic, I'm fully aware.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Duty is heavy as a mountain, death is light as a feather

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

We need a bigger boat.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

“We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Thou Shalt Always Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who wear chromoniters watch time go by

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Thou Shalt Always Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw"

Ooh. Ta. I like that. Sounds a bit like Daft Punk is playing at my house.

I proffer this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaoXAwl9kw

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

Tide and Time wait for no one.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Be normal,and the crowd will accept you, be deranged, and they will make you their leader

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Thou Shalt Always Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

Ooh. Ta. I like that. Sounds a bit like Daft Punk is playing at my house.

I proffer this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaoXAwl9kw"

Fuckin' CHOOON!

(btw I watched LCD SoundSystem do Daft Punk Are Playing At My House at G'bury whilst my friends were wallowing in Shit Play misery )

These guys rick it live too...

Alabama 3 live at the Astoria "Mao Tse Tung says"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGgLyfDERI

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Food for the ego is poison for the soul.”

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Thou Shalt Always Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

Ooh. Ta. I like that. Sounds a bit like Daft Punk is playing at my house.

I proffer this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaoXAwl9kw

Fuckin' CHOOON!

(btw I watched LCD SoundSystem do Daft Punk Are Playing At My House at G'bury whilst my friends were wallowing in Shit Play misery )

These guys rick it live too...

Alabama 3 live at the Astoria "Mao Tse Tung says"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGgLyfDERI"

Lucky bugger. Still haven't seen them. And there was me thinking I'd lost the chance as I thought he'd put the band to bed?!?

You know I've seen the Alabamas in Birmingham. Wasn't expecting much(I admit I was ignorant apart from the Sopranos intro song?) )but they rocked the joint down to its knees.

Funky motherfuckers they be!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Thou Shalt Always Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

Ooh. Ta. I like that. Sounds a bit like Daft Punk is playing at my house.

I proffer this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaoXAwl9kw

Fuckin' CHOOON!

(btw I watched LCD SoundSystem do Daft Punk Are Playing At My House at G'bury whilst my friends were wallowing in Shit Play misery )

These guys rick it live too...

Alabama 3 live at the Astoria "Mao Tse Tung says"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGgLyfDERI

Lucky bugger. Still haven't seen them. And there was me thinking I'd lost the chance as I thought he'd put the band to bed?!?

You know I've seen the Alabamas in Birmingham. Wasn't expecting much(I admit I was ignorant apart from the Sopranos intro song?) )but they rocked the joint down to its knees.

Funky motherfuckers they be!"

I've seen A3 loads of times - they're amazing live. they once came out dressed as a Southern chain gang lol

A3 - Cocaine (Killed My Community)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r4qBkozGqU

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Thou Shalt Always Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

Ooh. Ta. I like that. Sounds a bit like Daft Punk is playing at my house.

I proffer this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaoXAwl9kw

Fuckin' CHOOON!

(btw I watched LCD SoundSystem do Daft Punk Are Playing At My House at G'bury whilst my friends were wallowing in Shit Play misery )

These guys rick it live too...

Alabama 3 live at the Astoria "Mao Tse Tung says"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGgLyfDERI

Lucky bugger. Still haven't seen them. And there was me thinking I'd lost the chance as I thought he'd put the band to bed?!?

You know I've seen the Alabamas in Birmingham. Wasn't expecting much(I admit I was ignorant apart from the Sopranos intro song?) )but they rocked the joint down to its knees.

Funky motherfuckers they be!

I've seen A3 loads of times - they're amazing live. they once came out dressed as a Southern chain gang lol

A3 - Cocaine (Killed My Community)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r4qBkozGqU"

Ooh. That's groovy too. In a pleasantly semi stupefied grinny way.

Can't get this out of my head now.

Thanks Joe..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7eD2PFBhlE

Another band I haven't seen.

Sigh.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If less is more, just think how much MORE more will be."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Thou Shalt Always Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

Ooh. Ta. I like that. Sounds a bit like Daft Punk is playing at my house.

I proffer this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaoXAwl9kw

Fuckin' CHOOON!

(btw I watched LCD SoundSystem do Daft Punk Are Playing At My House at G'bury whilst my friends were wallowing in Shit Play misery )

These guys rick it live too...

Alabama 3 live at the Astoria "Mao Tse Tung says"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGgLyfDERI

Lucky bugger. Still haven't seen them. And there was me thinking I'd lost the chance as I thought he'd put the band to bed?!?

You know I've seen the Alabamas in Birmingham. Wasn't expecting much(I admit I was ignorant apart from the Sopranos intro song?) )but they rocked the joint down to its knees.

Funky motherfuckers they be!

I've seen A3 loads of times - they're amazing live. they once came out dressed as a Southern chain gang lol

A3 - Cocaine (Killed My Community)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r4qBkozGqU

Ooh. That's groovy too. In a pleasantly semi stupefied grinny way.

Can't get this out of my head now.

Thanks Joe..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7eD2PFBhlE

Another band I haven't seen.

Sigh."

Kick. Ass.

Muddy Waters - Champagne & Reefer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHowqKYSXNI

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


""If less is more, just think how much MORE more will be."

"

"I know more and more about less and less, and pretty soon I will know everything about nothing!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a philosopher, I am a pragmatist

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Thou Shalt Always Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

Ooh. Ta. I like that. Sounds a bit like Daft Punk is playing at my house.

I proffer this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaoXAwl9kw

Fuckin' CHOOON!

(btw I watched LCD SoundSystem do Daft Punk Are Playing At My House at G'bury whilst my friends were wallowing in Shit Play misery )

These guys rick it live too...

Alabama 3 live at the Astoria "Mao Tse Tung says"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGgLyfDERI

Lucky bugger. Still haven't seen them. And there was me thinking I'd lost the chance as I thought he'd put the band to bed?!?

You know I've seen the Alabamas in Birmingham. Wasn't expecting much(I admit I was ignorant apart from the Sopranos intro song?) )but they rocked the joint down to its knees.

Funky motherfuckers they be!

I've seen A3 loads of times - they're amazing live. they once came out dressed as a Southern chain gang lol

A3 - Cocaine (Killed My Community)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r4qBkozGqU

Ooh. That's groovy too. In a pleasantly semi stupefied grinny way.

Can't get this out of my head now.

Thanks Joe..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7eD2PFBhlE

Another band I haven't seen.

Sigh.

Kick. Ass.

Muddy Waters - Champagne & Reefer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHowqKYSXNI"

Now you're talking.

That time of night innit.

I'm diverging to this. Title is a tenuous link to the way this(hijacked..Soz OP..)thread has gone. But just bask in Lightnin' and his spoken word glory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZPD0gAe6NM&list=PLO74Zb0Z12dsTNvalIyDX1UG-qyo_D0x5&index=24

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Thou Shalt Always Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

Ooh. Ta. I like that. Sounds a bit like Daft Punk is playing at my house.

I proffer this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaoXAwl9kw

Fuckin' CHOOON!

(btw I watched LCD SoundSystem do Daft Punk Are Playing At My House at G'bury whilst my friends were wallowing in Shit Play misery )

These guys rick it live too...

Alabama 3 live at the Astoria "Mao Tse Tung says"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGgLyfDERI

Lucky bugger. Still haven't seen them. And there was me thinking I'd lost the chance as I thought he'd put the band to bed?!?

You know I've seen the Alabamas in Birmingham. Wasn't expecting much(I admit I was ignorant apart from the Sopranos intro song?) )but they rocked the joint down to its knees.

Funky motherfuckers they be!

I've seen A3 loads of times - they're amazing live. they once came out dressed as a Southern chain gang lol

A3 - Cocaine (Killed My Community)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r4qBkozGqU

Ooh. That's groovy too. In a pleasantly semi stupefied grinny way.

Can't get this out of my head now.

Thanks Joe..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7eD2PFBhlE

Another band I haven't seen.

Sigh.

Kick. Ass.

Muddy Waters - Champagne & Reefer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHowqKYSXNI

Now you're talking.

That time of night innit.

I'm diverging to this. Title is a tenuous link to the way this(hijacked..Soz OP..)thread has gone. But just bask in Lightnin' and his spoken word glory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZPD0gAe6NM&list=PLO74Zb0Z12dsTNvalIyDX1UG-qyo_D0x5&index=24"

Never heard of that guy, wow - thank you!

Catch!

Son of Dave - "I Just Wanna Get High With You"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URYCZMS2qfU

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

you make your bed then you have to lie in it.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Think this says all there is to know about philosophy...

https://youtu.be/m_WRFJwGsbY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look after your broom"

As trigger would say, bless him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do, or do not. There if no try - Yoda.

With great power comes great responsibility - Uncle Ben

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Think this says all there is to know about philosophy...

https://youtu.be/m_WRFJwGsbY"

Brilliant - a great drinking song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens.

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By *ark jamiesonMan
over a year ago

twickenham


"What's your favourite philosophy or words of wisdom ? "
if a picture(fab)paints a 1000 words then why cant I paint you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wear clean knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suck my penis proper "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do, or do not. There if no try - Yoda.

With great power comes great responsibility - Uncle Ben "

I thought it was "With great power comes great rice"??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Philosophical advice for newbie deep-throaters:

If at first you don't succeed, massage his bollocks a bit

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

'Never stop looking at the clouds…even when you're not wearing any shoes & there's dog poo around'

Cos everyone knows stepping in dog poo is lucky

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Oh & if anyone's interested…the most common words of wisdom I hear are:

'Fancy a fuck'

but I'm unsure of their origin….possibly from Norse mythology ???

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By *ark jamiesonMan
over a year ago

twickenham


"Oh & if anyone's interested…the most common words of wisdom I hear are:

'Fancy a fuck'

but I'm unsure of their origin….possibly from Norse mythology ???

"
well do ya punk

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Walk a mile in a man's shoes...

You have his shoes and a good head start

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"People are taking the piss out of you every day. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The human race is an unfair and stupid competition. A lot of runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

'If my mind can conceive it and my heart can believe it then I can achieve it'.

The late great Mohammed Ali

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Always be nice to people as you climb the ladder of success. It's these people that catch you when you fall.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Good things happen to bad people to balance out the bad things that happen to good people

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

WARNING: the following post is rather harrowing reading but I think it is important for what it tells us about our humanity, and lack thereof.

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An extract from the diary of Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO who was among the first British soldiers to liberate Bergen-Belsen in 1945.

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I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen. It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and children collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diptheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing would save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference. Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand propping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentary which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated. It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for these internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tattooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity.

Source: Imperial War museum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Passion is like a finger that points the way to the moon , if you only concentrate on the finger you will miss all the heavenly glory .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're all individuals!!......I'm not!

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